Big problem need advise!!

[slaptorn]

Hey fellas, haven't been in for a while but I learned all I know in these forums, so first Ill say thanks to all the savy members here!! Now, on to my problem.. I recently completed a cycle of test enth(750mg per week),deca (600mg/week),and primo enth(@400mg/week) it was a 15 week cycle, but as always I stopped the deka at 12 weeks and continued the test/primo the last three weeks.. My pct was as follows, 3 1/2 weeks of hcg @ 500iu eod, the my normal 4 weeks of novla @ 40mg Ed, I also ran clomid @ 100mg Ed during the 1st two weeks of novla... (makes me depressed if I take it longer).. Now here's the issue!!!! I'm two months off the serms and libido is great as are the boys (full in size), who ever my wife is now trying desperatly to get pregnent, and she has sent me to give a semen sample because she's not pregnent yet, soo (sigh) I go and do the deed and the freakin results come back as 2million per cc of semen, (normal is 20 million)! Now I'm freaking out as she does not know about my gear use but has always suspected.. So now I'm supposed to report to a urologist next Tuesday for further testing (aka hormones/the boys ect. Does anyone here have a clue as to what I should say to this guy.. With my current build it's obvious that I've been hitting gear! Do you think he'll test me for that, and/or will the deca show up on a normal hormone test? Or do they have to test for it specificly? What do you all think I'm in for, am I fubar, as if my old lady finds out it may ruin the marrage! Oh and before I forget, my last cycle was 1 1/2 yes prior untill a slaptear took me out of game/gym for 13months, in prior cycles I always do proper pct and always make sure that time off is = to time on + pct. I'm pretty freaked over only having 2 out of the normal 20 million sperm per milliliter.. Should I level with this dude next week or plead the 5th? Is there a way other than good ol' father time to correct this matter? Any suggestions or answers/help would be VERY much appreciated!!!! Thanks in advance!

[redz]

You will be fine, it will take a while for your sperm count to rise again. If you just came off cycle recently theres nor eason to panic yet. Why would you hide this from her?

[BJJ]

He cannot test you for anything unless you agree to it.
Where arre you posting from U.S.A. or China?
Who is it, your wife's brother? I guess not so why you worry, be upfront about it.
It's your health.

[slaptorn]

She's against all drugs... Need I say more? What do you mean I'll be fine, are you saying that the deka won't show up in a hormone blood test? Your statement is very vague... Care to ellaberate..

[redz]

Your doctor cant tell your wife anything by law so your fine. Seriously though I cant see a mariage working with lies like this.

[slaptorn]

Thanks for the replies guys.. Ok so let's forget the wife.. Do you think that the'll prescribe me something to fix this?

[slaptorn]

Anyone know what I can do to increase my semen count or what the doc might prescribe?

[MarkinHouston]

Next time he sends you in to test your sperm count, hold another guy's load in your mouth, then go into the little room and spit it in the cup...problem solved!