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    A little political humor...

    The Hot Air Balloon

    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
    She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
    She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me?
    I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago,
    but I don't know where I am."

    The man consulted his portable GPS and replied,
    "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet
    above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level.
    You are 31 degrees, 1497 minutes north latitude
    and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

    She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

    "I am," replied the man.
    "How did you know?"

    "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me
    is technically correct.
    But I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm
    still lost.
    Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

    The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

    "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

    "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are
    or where you're going.
    You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity
    of Hot Air.
    You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep,
    And you expect ME to solve your problem.
    You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met,
    But somehow, now it's MY fault.

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    very funny!

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    That was awesome!

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    funniest thing

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