Redneck Survival Kit

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>? White Trash Survival? Kit:
>? Mustard........................................... ..check
>? Cheetos........................................... ..check
>? Toilet Paper........................................check
>? Bud Light...........................................ch eck
>? Keystone Ice........................................check
>? Budweiser......................................... ..check
>? Red Dog.............................................ch eck
>? Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check
>? Piece of plywood to float your chick and booze on...check
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>? Next time let's all be a little more prepared.
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