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    oooooooohhhhhh...........i love that feeling

    Let Us Know What It Is

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    5pm monday thru friday.. love it

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    killing cute, defenceless little kittens... only after gaining their trust an affection...

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    When I have just blown my load!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GQ-Bouncer
    killing cute, defenceless little kittens... only after gaining their trust an affection...
    What about spiders?

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    getting your salad tossed.

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    taking a big dump after eating a 800 cal meal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    getting your salad tossed.
    HMMMMM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    getting your salad tossed.
    Hey Justin, you ever had a girl give you a trombone?

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    Morning Sex... Actually being woken up to a BJ is the best

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    1. Sex
    2. Getting Juice/GH Stocked up
    3. Cheat Meals
    4. Gong to Sleep
    5. Getting Drunk 2-3 times a year....
    I'm simple

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    what's a trombone?

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    Not being dead is cool for me.



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    Quote Originally Posted by DamnYouMSN
    what's a trombone?
    When your girlie lies on her back and you sit on her face, she then tosses your salad and wanks you off at the same time, kinda like she's playing a trombone - it is awesome!

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    you know....that might actually do it for me.

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    so how do you go about asking your girl to play you like a trombone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DamnYouMSN
    so how do you go about asking your girl to play you like a trombone?
    It is not advisable to go straight for the trombone. The preferred method is to first indulge her in a little tongue-to-sphincter stimulation, then as she reciprocates simply coax her into a lying position, lower your ass into position and then guide her hand toward your penile member.
    Then simply let her play the trombone till her heart's content!
    (Or until you blow your load all over her boobs, whichever comes first!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    It is not advisable to go straight for the trombone. The preferred method is to first indulge her in a little tongue-to-sphincter stimulation, then as she reciprocates simply coax her into a lying position, lower your ass into position and then guide her hand toward your penile member.
    Then simply let her play the trombone till her heart's content!
    (Or until you blow your load all over her boobs, whichever comes first!)
    i see youve watched my educational porno movie?

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    The feeling of knowing my hrs just got changed from 10-4 mon-fri

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timm1704
    i see youve watched my educational porno movie?
    I don't watch gay stuff bro, not my bag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    It is not advisable to go straight for the trombone. The preferred method is to first indulge her in a little tongue-to-sphincter stimulation, then as she reciprocates simply coax her into a lying position, lower your ass into position and then guide her hand toward your penile member.
    Then simply let her play the trombone till her heart's content!
    (Or until you blow your load all over her boobs, whichever comes first!)
    Hmm.. i dunno i can think of a lot of other things..

    JS idea is better.. sorry

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    I don't watch gay stuff bro, not my bag.
    same i like men

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    Hmm.. i dunno i can think of a lot of other things..

    JS idea is better.. sorry
    You don't play?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    I don't watch gay stuff bro, not my bag.
    ahaaa, touche

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    1. going to sleep
    2. cheat meals
    3. gym time
    4. personal records
    5. peanut butter
    6. sex

    no particular order

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    Hmm.. i dunno i can think of a lot of other things..
    Let's hear 'em then.......

    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    JS idea is better.. sorry
    I'm still not happy about this, how can JS's idea be better?

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    def on the shitter...

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    Getting bigger and bigger like in my avatar.

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    Im gonna have to with tossing my chics salad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllGearedUp
    Im gonna have to with tossing my chics salad.
    You prefer that to having your salad tossed?

    You, my friend, need your chick to start playing the trombone!

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    Orgasms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    getting your salad tossed.



    Quote Originally Posted by derek7m
    taking a big dump after eating a 800 cal meal



    Combining these two.

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    ^^^^^hahahahahha

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicAndre
    ^^^^^hahahahahha
    lol, agreed wholeheartedly!

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    the feel of a syringe piercing the skin...............juicin

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    Hey Justin, you ever had a girl give you a trombone?
    Whats THAT!!! I NEED TO KNOW!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    When your girlie lies on her back and you sit on her face, she then tosses your salad and wanks you off at the same time, kinda like she's playing a trombone - it is awesome!
    WICKED!!! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Combining these two.
    That would be a stimulating experience!!! do I have to kiss her after?!?!

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    i called my gf at work and told her iwould like for her to learn to play the trombone.....explained what it was......she told me we would discuss it later............by the way she said i was spending too mu ch time online

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