Let Us Know What It Is
Let Us Know What It Is
5pm monday thru friday.. love it
killing cute, defenceless little kittens... only after gaining their trust an affection...![]()
When I have just blown my load!!!!!
What about spiders?Originally Posted by GQ-Bouncer
getting your salad tossed.
taking a big dump after eating a 800 cal meal
HMMMMMOriginally Posted by Justin Sane
Hey Justin, you ever had a girl give you a trombone?Originally Posted by Justin Sane
farts that don't burn my ass hole!
Morning Sex... Actually being woken up to a BJ is the best
1. Sex
2. Getting Juice/GH Stocked up
3. Cheat Meals
4. Gong to Sleep
5. Getting Drunk 2-3 times a year....
I'm simple
what's a trombone?
Not being dead is cool for me.
~Old
When your girlie lies on her back and you sit on her face, she then tosses your salad and wanks you off at the same time, kinda like she's playing a trombone - it is awesome!Originally Posted by DamnYouMSN
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you know....that might actually do it for me.
so how do you go about asking your girl to play you like a trombone?
It is not advisable to go straight for the trombone. The preferred method is to first indulge her in a little tongue-to-sphincter stimulation, then as she reciprocates simply coax her into a lying position, lower your ass into position and then guide her hand toward your penile member.Originally Posted by DamnYouMSN
Then simply let her play the trombone till her heart's content!
(Or until you blow your load all over her boobs, whichever comes first!)
i see youve watched my educational porno movie?Originally Posted by NotSmall
The feeling of knowing my hrs just got changed from 10-4 mon-fri
I don't watch gay stuff bro, not my bag.Originally Posted by Timm1704
Hmm.. i dunno i can think of a lot of other things..Originally Posted by NotSmall
JS idea is better.. sorry
same i like menOriginally Posted by NotSmall
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You don't play?Originally Posted by Mizfit
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ahaaa, toucheOriginally Posted by NotSmall
1. going to sleep
2. cheat meals
3. gym time
4. personal records
5. peanut butter
6. sex
no particular order
Let's hear 'em then.......Originally Posted by Mizfit
I'm still not happy about this, how can JS's idea be better?Originally Posted by Mizfit
def on the shitter...
Getting bigger and bigger like in my avatar.
Im gonna have to with tossing my chics salad.
You prefer that to having your salad tossed?Originally Posted by AllGearedUp
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You, my friend, need your chick to start playing the trombone!![]()
Orgasms.
Originally Posted by Justin Sane
Originally Posted by derek7m
Combining these two.
^^^^^hahahahahha
lol, agreed wholeheartedly!Originally Posted by AnabolicAndre
the feel of a syringe piercing the skin...............juicin
Whats THAT!!! I NEED TO KNOW!!!Originally Posted by NotSmall
WICKED!!! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHOriginally Posted by NotSmall
That would be a stimulating experience!!! do I have to kiss her after?!?!Originally Posted by roidattack
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i called my gf at work and told her iwould like for her to learn to play the trombone.....explained what it was......she told me we would discuss it later............by the way she said i was spending too mu ch time online
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