What's the Funnies thing anyone had experience duing SEX?

[d2000honda]

A girl farted while I was doing her from behind. Scar for life after that night.

[Timm1704]

i have a friend (ims ure everybody has one like this) that was butt-fvcking his missus, then, on the pull-out, she shit in his lap

[SnaX]

hahaha... this makes me think of something.. haha so hard to type because it's so damn funny!!!!...This one time... with your mom.....

[d2000honda]

Found some paper while I was back there!!

[Anabolios]

i was switching positions and it was kinda akward and when we were moving i slammed the back of her head up against the wall...not funny i know lol and another time when i was hittin her from the back in the shower..everytime i hit her ass it would force the water dripping down up like through her ass crack like a whale blowing the water up and it was hitting me in the face hope that was clear enough

[Teabagger]

eating clam and when she cummed, she farted...no sound, just a puff of air on my chin and no smell, not that I stayed down there all that long after that...at first I was kinda pissed...then I laughed and she was embarrassed

[IronReload04]

i was switching positions and it was kinda akward and when we were moving i slammed the back of her head up against the wall...not funny i know lol and another time when i was hittin her from the back in the shower..everytime i hit her ass it would force the water dripping down up like through her ass crack like a whale blowing the water up and it was hitting me in the face hope that was clear enough

[Teabagger]

years ago a buddy was doing a chick doggey that he had picked up in a bar. They were both drunk, while he was pounding on her she got sick and puked, he kept pounding cause she was nearly out of it but the smell of her puke made him sick and he puked on her back...kept pounding till he cummed then managed to clean himself up and left...imagine that bedroom and chick in the morning...I might vomit right now.

[NYGIANTS21]

years ago a buddy was doing a chick doggey that he had picked up in a bar. They were both drunk, while he was pounding on her she got sick and puked, he kept pounding cause she was nearly out of it but the smell of her puke made him sick and he puked on her back...kept pounding till he cummed then managed to clean himself up and left...imagine that bedroom and chick in the morning...I might vomit right now.

Thats when you know you are just a piece of ass

[GQ-Bouncer]

i was switching positions and it was kinda akward and when we were moving i slammed the back of her head up against the wall...not funny i know lol and another time when i was hittin her from the back in the shower..everytime i hit her ass it would force the water dripping down up like through her ass crack like a whale blowing the water up and it was hitting me in the face hope that was clear enough

[RuhlFreak55]

i have a friend (ims ure everybody has one like this) that was butt-fvcking his missus, then, on the pull-out, she shit in his lap

duh....gotta make sure they take a shit first

[chest6]

i was switching positions and it was kinda akward and when we were moving i slammed the back of her head up against the wall...not funny i know lol and another time when i was hittin her from the back in the shower..everytime i hit her ass it would force the water dripping down up like through her ass crack like a whale blowing the water up and it was hitting me in the face hope that was clear enough

haha ive done that before..it makes a funny sound too

[RuhlFreak55]

years ago a buddy was doing a chick doggey that he had picked up in a bar. They were both drunk, while he was pounding on her she got sick and puked, he kept pounding cause she was nearly out of it but the smell of her puke made him sick and he puked on her back...kept pounding till he cummed then managed to clean himself up and left...imagine that bedroom and chick in the morning...I might vomit right now.

that's just wrong.....a testament that ****ing drunk is generally a bad idea....even more so when 100% wasted

[rgecko23]

i was banging this chick when i lived in florida and everytime i went in it made a farting sound. no matter what position i hit it from it made afart sound. i couldnt even finish i was laughing so hard.

another good one.

i was at ohio state with a couple of friends of mine. we went to a frat part and met a couple of girls. so i am banging away on this chick and she gets on top of me. im like why the hell is my back getting wet. she got so wet it was dripping down my sac and on to the bed. when she came it was like someone turned on a faucet. she squirted everywhere. it was great. she was smoking hot too.

[Dave321]

I farted while getting my salad tossed after 3 protein shakes and some chicken salad. maaaaaaaaaahahahaha... j/k, but that would suck if I did.

[Anabolios]

I farted while getting my salad tossed after 3 protein shakes and some chicken salad. maaaaaaaaaahahahaha... j/k, but that would suck if I did.

i thought you were only a salad tosser i didnt realize that your salad was tossed as well...what did she do? keep going? that would make for some good stories or blackmail! if it happened that is

[Dave321]

i thought you were only a salad tosser i didnt realize that your salad was tossed as well...what did she do? keep going? that would make for some good stories or blackmail! if it happened that is

nah, it didn't happen... and sir, I MUCH prefer being on the recieving end... you should try it some time!

[Anabolios]

nah, it didn't happen... and sir, I MUCH prefer being on the recieving end... you should try it some time!

i have experienced both..my girls ass is perfectly clean doesnt bother me one bit its a different story if you got some bitch with dingleberries and what not

[Dave321]

i have experienced both..my girls ass is perfectly clean doesnt bother me one bit its a different story if you got some bitch with dingleberries and what not

oh GOD!!! aaaahahaha... worst nightmare EVER... My chick ALWAYS has a flower butt... I couldn't deal with anything less...

[Anabolios]

oh GOD!!! aaaahahaha... worst nightmare EVER... My chick ALWAYS has a flower butt... I couldn't deal with anything less...

i know right you dont wanna be jumpin into a trash can

[1819]

a buddy of mine banged a chick all night and when he went to dump her off in the early morning he got out of the car and wanted to walk her to her door. ya know like a gentlemen. well when he reached out to grab her hand he realized she had none. he said it was like a flipper or somethin. he said he didnt want to scream and freak her out so he just put two fingers on it and led her to the door. he said he plowed her all night and didnt notice. gotta love boozin.

[heavyrotation92]

a buddy of mine banged a chick all night and when he went to dump her off in the early morning he got out of the car and wanted to walk her to her door. ya know like a gentlemen. well when he reached out to grab her hand he realized she had none. he said it was like a flipper or somethin. he said he didnt want to scream and freak her out so he just put two fingers on it and led her to the door. he said he plowed her all night and didnt notice. gotta love boozin.

hmmmm

[Anabolios]

hmmmm

and oh yeah why does everyone have that same avatar whos original is it?

[1819]

hmmmm

[heavyrotation92]

and oh yeah why does everyone have that same avatar whos original is it?

Rob's

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=235371

[steve0]

i have been through the whole fart queff thing many times specilly when useing rubbers, but one time in college i was banging a drunk chick in her bathroom, from behind with one of her feet on the tolit lid and the other on the floor , i puked into the sink right next to me and keep going

[1819]

i have been through the whole fart queff thing many times specilly when useing rubbers, but one time in college i was banging a drunk chick in her bathroom, from behind with one of her feet on the tolit lid and the other on the floor , i puked into the sink right next to me and keep going

trooper!

[Teabagger]

When I was single i lived by the motto, "All girls get prettier at closing time, so beat the rush and take an ugly one home early" I did this in San Diego and we were gettin' busy in the hotel room. I took her top off and on her left tittie was tattooed "FRANK" in old english lettering probably 3 inches tall. Well I did wonder for a minute who Frank was and where he might be at that moment...then proceeded to do my business. Then her fvcking wig got all cockeyed on her head...I couldn't stop laughing...she got pissed and left..walking. So I stayed by myself that nite.......I can't remember but I probably spanked the monkey.

[Teabagger]

i have been through the whole fart queff thing many times specilly when useing rubbers, but one time in college i was banging a drunk chick in her bathroom, from behind with one of her feet on the tolit lid and the other on the floor , i puked into the sink right next to me and keep going

A man with class and style...

[steve0]

trooper!

hell yeah i wasnt gonna give up, even though i had whiskey dick and went on for what seemed like hours, i just turned to foset on to was it down.

[d2000honda]

I came in a girls eye and next day she had a RED-EYE. I felt sorry after I saw her eye.

[biglouie250]

i have a friend (ims ure everybody has one like this) that was butt-fvcking his missus, then, on the pull-out, she shit in his lap

the shat on the cock is much more common then ya think lol!!

[d2000honda]

Has any one used viagra with a virgin?

[d2000honda]

you will have pussy guarantee any time.

[thebison]

me n my friend double teamed this one chick and while we were undressing her we noticed that her panties had a skid marks on it lol nasty but we banged her anyway

[firmechicano831]

this shit is funny. Keep it coming guys.

[Teabagger]

I was doing this chick from behind and her ass was covered in zits...I was afraid to rub it, let alone give it a good smack...the goo would have slopped everywhere...maybe she was juicing.

[Liftnainez]

nasty..

[d2000honda]

It was kind hard to concentrate while trying to eat out this fine girl but a huge mole beside her pussy.

[d2000honda]

How bout a girl with a hairy chest. has anyone experience this?