Dbol Junkie
one thing that made me very happy was screwing around at my old job. id chill in the back and eat food i didn't pay for, id harass the customers and fu_k up their groceries. id break sh_t... haha that was fun. i even remember throwing full jugs of milk and juice at the ceiling in the cooler.
Dbol Junkie
one time this bitch pissed me off when she wanted help out to her car with her groceries, then she got in the car and let me put all the groceries in the trunk...
she shouldn't have turned her back on me
haha, i took out my knife and stabbed a 2 1/2 gallon bottle of water she had bought, and i put it in her trunk. then i poked holes in the bottom of all her plastic bags so theyd rip when you picked them up
Dbol Junkie
i always wanted to post up in the cooler with an airsoft gun, and blast people in the face and hands when theyd open the doors to get milk out or whatever. haha, im pretty sure that some of those airsoft guns shoot multiple bbs at once. can you imagine the reaction youd get out of someone if you shot them in the face with that when they weren't expecting it?
Dbol Junkie
haha, or maybe it would be better to spray them with the hose when they open the doors. haha, they had a hose back there too.
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are you POSITIVE your not from so. cal.? we do that shit everyday here!!!
Dbol Junkie
Originally Posted by BADASS323
haha yea i bet. lots of funny sh_t goes down in businesses everywhere.
Dbol Junkie
i just remembered, back in the day, my boy and i went out the back door and threw some eggs at blockbuster. immediately after we threw the eggs, two people walked around the corner and almost got hit with the eggs. haha that was great
Dbol Junkie
one time the front end manager decided it would be a good idea to have me disasemble the checkstands looking for lost checks. haha, i spent 4 hours chillin there, trying to look like i was doing something productive
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nowadays its a few live rounds bein thrown around!!!
Dbol Junkie
oh yea, i just remembered the best use of company time.
there was this really pretty girl that worked in floral department. me and her would go in the back room and give eachother massages for long periods of time. nothing like getting paid to make a pretty female moan with pleasure
Dbol Junkie
you mean you'd throw around live bullets while on the job?
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hey bro. with 9000+ posts,did they have a computer in the back of the store too...
Dbol Junkie
haha i wish i could have whored it up while on the clock. i wasnt even a member here when i worked at my last job though
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yeah,one time we tested a 12gauge side by side with slugs in the back of the shop.freakin crazy...
Dbol Junkie
hold up bro, you're saying youd throw around loaded guns?
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looking back on my younger days.... i wasent that smart
Dbol Junkie
well, risking your life as well as other people's lives is definately being up to no good
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fortunatly i've made it through my younger years in one piece.although scarred.took one in the leg!!!
Dbol Junkie
haha yea. ive managed to get out of some very sh_ty situations without anything bad happening too
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dont forget...theres always a first time
Dbol Junkie
yea i know. thats why i try to not test my luck too often. sometimes when im drunk il do stupid things though
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true...i quit drinking 100% 4 years ago!!! that helped alot
Senior Member
ARE YUO DRUNK NOW.????
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Dbol Junkie
no. why do you ask that?
Banned
what in the hell is this thread about
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we were just "loungin"...
Dbol Junkie
haha its about screwing around at work
Dbol Junkie
ever see the movie office space?
Anabolic Member
somebody took my stapler!
Dbol Junkie
haha remember michael bolton with the fax machine? thats me in 10 years, cept im not a scrawny goober like he was.
Anabolic Member
i can hardly remember that movie
i think ill get it, right now
Banned
Are you still employed? any where???
Just kidding
Anabolic Member
I never did anything of that... different work ethics for different people i spose.
I did used to work at an office supply store. When we would move the boxes of packaged paper, we'd throw them down to each other from the very top to the bottom. Those things are heavy as h3ll but fun to catch. And every once in a whiel , there'd be a peace of furniture coming off the floor. The rule was we didn't throw away furniture whole out back cus we didn't want people using em dumpster diving wise...stupid rule but whatever. So we got to break whole desks up w/ a sledge. That was fun
Anabolic Member
I've always done my best everywhere I've worked.
Dbol Junkie
you see, i was 18 at the time this sh_t went down.
you better believe that once i start working as an engineer il not be pulling this crap. with that job, if you mess up, the building colapses and people die. then your company gets sued and you lose your career... years of my life down the drain.
Dbol Junkie
i can hardly remember that movie
i think ill get it, right now
yea, thats a great movie. the first time i saw it was when i was really pissed at my job... just got off work too
Dbol Junkie
well, i was tryin to make my bros laugh...
you dont exactly sound amused though
Anabolic Member
I used work at a store, and I'd tell the manager that I was going out to collect the shopping carts, then I'd take off for afew hours. Sometimes I'd go home, or see a movie. The whole time still on the clock. I loved that.
Anabolic Member
I was a cashier for awhile, and I would give random discounts to people. Like every third person gets 50% off.
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