Practical jokes involving cars.

[cfiler]

So, I was driving along with my GF in the car last night. I was alittle bored, and thought I would do something funny.

SO at a stop light, I got out of the car, and got my motorcycle helmet (full face) out of the trunk. I sit back down into the driver seat, and put the helmet on. I look over at my GF and shout "Make sure you are buckled up good, because I'm going to try something cool!"

She has a horrified look of panic, as one of her hands grabs the dash, and the other grabs the "holy crap" handle (on the roof near the passenger door).

I then let out a large "vroom" noise, and start to laugh.

She wasn't impressed, but I thought it was hilarious.

What type of practical jokes have any you guys (and gals) done that involved a car?

[tonytone]

that is ****ing hilarious..i usually just honk at people walking on the side of the road

[BigMike J]

I don't have any involving cars.. but i have done a great job of playing dead. My g/f was horrified and really thought i died. She went f.. ing crazy.. then i came back to life and she was very upset with me.

[Dave321]

that's some funny sheit cfiler... I like to just fart real bad in the car and put the window locks on.... get's em everytime.

[Andorious]

well me and my friends always do stuff to each other's cars. such as putting rancid meat all over the windshield and door handle. tht one was pretty gross, but the best part was tht my buddy was late for work the next day cause he had to make sure it was cleaned perfectly. he's kind of in love w/ his car. I also happend to have been eating a yam tht nite when i was out w/ friends, so I wrapped the leftover skin around the door handle.

[Timm1704]

i always used to play jokes on my buddies cars, afew that spring to mind were:
- leaving a real pigs head on the windshield, even better when its hot out.... nice find
- tying empty beer cans under the car, so as they drive they freak out thinking their car is falling apart.
- grease under the door handles.
- heres a good one: get some fish meat, put in a blender with water, olive oil and milk, make a smoothie (eww). leave it in the garden for afew weeks during summer, then pour just inbetween the bonnet and the windshield of the car, as that is where the vents are. the car really, REALLY stinks for a good while. i also made a friend late for work using this one.

as for the girlfriend thing, i did one similar. was driving down a big, straight empty road, doing about 60mph. i turned to my girl and said "babe, i really dont want to alarm you, but...." and as she looked me right in the eyes with a very concerned look, i screamed real loud whilst braking so hard my car was skidding. the look of sheer horror on her face was priceless.

[goodcents]

So, I was driving along with my GF in the car last night. I was alittle bored, and thought I would do something funny.

SO at a stop light, I got out of the car, and got my motorcycle helmet (full face) out of the trunk. I sit back down into the driver seat, and put the helmet on. I look over at my GF and shout "Make sure you are buckled up good, because I'm going to try something cool!"

She has a horrified look of panic, as one of her hands grabs the dash, and the other grabs the "holy crap" handle (on the roof near the passenger door).

I then let out a large "vroom" noise, and start to laugh.

She wasn't impressed, but I thought it was hilarious.
What type of practical jokes have any you guys (and gals) done that involved a car?

[Anabolios]

heres a good one i get people with....my old car didnt have anti locks brakes and at stoplights id roll back with the clutch in pretending like i didnt know what was goin on..id yell and slam on the brakes and it really sounded like i hit someone!! got em everytime

also driving in a dark area...point towards the passenger window and say "wtf does that kid have in his hand?" theyll look out of curiousity while being nervous them smash your hand on the inside of the drivers side door making a loud noise and hearing em scream

good shieeeet
this should be a good thread

[goodcents]

heres a good one i get people with....my old car didnt have anti locks brakes and at stoplights id roll back with the clutch in pretending like i didnt know what was goin on..id yell and slam on the brakes and it really sounded like i hit someone!! got em everytime

also driving in a dark area...point towards the passenger window and say "wtf does that kid have in his hand?" theyll look out of curiousity while being nervous them smash your hand on the inside of the drivers side door making a loud noise and hearing em scream

good shieeeet
this should be a good thread

That's just wrong Are these girls you do this to? (cause that's alright joking )

[zimmy]

i have ran my hands on the wheel like i'm turning sharp into the lane next to me while making eye contact with the driver :P

best joke is when i moved my co-worker's truck when he left his keys in his cube...that was funny.

[Anabolios]

That's just wrong Are these girls you do this to? (cause that's alright joking )

mostly girls..dudes fall for it less plus they are usually in on the joke or know whats up anyways

[Andorious]

i always used to play jokes on my buddies cars, afew that spring to mind were:
- leaving a real pigs head on the windshield, even better when its hot out.... nice find
- tying empty beer cans under the car, so as they drive they freak out thinking their car is falling apart.
- grease under the door handles.
- heres a good one: get some fish meat, put in a blender with water, olive oil and milk, make a smoothie (eww). leave it in the garden for afew weeks during summer, then pour just inbetween the bonnet and the windshield of the car, as that is where the vents are. the car really, REALLY stinks for a good while. i also made a friend late for work using this one.

lol, thts pretty detailed man, how the hell did u come up with tht concoction?
did it originate from a PWO shake? lol

[Timm1704]

lol, thts pretty detailed man, how the hell did u come up with tht concoction?
did it originate from a PWO shake? lol

no i just needed some liquids that would make the fish easier to liquidise. and something that wouldnt take away from its beautiful stench!

[stayinstacked]

when your on a roadtrip or something, and your both silent for awhile, yell "JESUS CHRIST!!" at the top of your lungs and grab her leg really quick. It scares the **** out of people, hahahahahah

[Timm1704]

when your on a roadtrip or something, and your both silent for awhile, yell "JESUS CHRIST!!" at the top of your lungs and grab her leg really quick. It scares the **** out of people, hahahahahah

hahaha thats so simple, yet i bet so effective

[stayinstacked]

hahaha thats so simple, yet i bet so effective

my wife grabs her chest and then tries slapping me everytime I do it

[WEBB]

I once hooked up the horn on an older mini van up to the lights, so when my buddy got of work at 7pm and started the van he had to turn on the lights, but the horn went on too...after trying to figure out what to do he tried everything, even turning the lights on and off a bunch of times...

Same guy, new truck...tied a huge bolt to the driveshaft under his truck, when he put it in drive and started to go forward or reverse he started to hear a thud noise, then the faaster he went the faster the thud went he kept trying to dslow down and speed up to get it to stop....We also put saran wrap on his wiper blades, during a rain storm....vasoline under the door handle, and blacked out his head lights with black hockey tape...

[Hackamaniac]

when your on a roadtrip or something, and your both silent for awhile, yell "JESUS CHRIST!!" at the top of your lungs and grab her leg really quick. It scares the **** out of people, hahahahahah

You are one funny but disturbed individual lol.

[WEBB]

when your on a roadtrip or something, and your both silent for awhile, yell "JESUS CHRIST!!" at the top of your lungs and grab her leg really quick. It scares the **** out of people, hahahahahah

SS...you gotta wait till they fall asleep...almost gave me a heart attack the first time it happened to me...also when they start to fall asleep just jrerk the wheel a bit and see if yo ucan get there head to bang off the windshield...

Also when you see some one slleping in there car on the side of the road, drive by lights flashing and hold down the horn, they will never sleep in the car again...trust me...

[thegodfather]

SS...you gotta wait till they fall asleep...almost gave me a heart attack the first time it happened to me...also when they start to fall asleep just jrerk the wheel a bit and see if yo ucan get there head to bang off the windshield...

Also when you see some one slleping in there car on the side of the road, drive by lights flashing and hold down the horn, they will never sleep in the car again...trust me...

i did something similar to a friend of mine...we were comin back from the shore an he passed out...i was doin about 70 and then slammed on the breaks jerking the car in each direction and yelling at the top of my lungs "WE'RE GONNA ****IN DIE!!!"...i think he nearly shit his pants..

[crash187ct]

with my truck, i have a cb radio with a PA speaker, so i can drive around and yell at people. my fav. one is "we have you surrounded, get out of the car with your hands up!" then when they look i put the mic down and just look around like nothing's going on

[Foskamink]

- heres a good one: get some fish meat, put in a blender with water, olive oil and milk, make a smoothie (eww). leave it in the garden for afew weeks during summer, then pour just inbetween the bonnet and the windshield of the car, as that is where the vents are. the car really, REALLY stinks for a good while. i also made a friend late for work using this one..

ur a sick sick man! but hey i like it

[Doc.Sust]

when you butthe car inreverse, hang you arm out the window get some decent spedd in reverse and quiclky slam on the breaks and slap the door of your car as hard as you can, if timed right, it sounds exactly like you hit another car,freaks girls out

[dedic8ed1]

This is classic,if you got a friend in the front seat of your car tell him some arshole left a sandwhich in your glove compartment or anything to get him to get his nose close to the glove compartment make sure your going pretty fast and no one is behind you and if the jackass smells the the glove compartment slam on the brakes and you'll be laughing for days,this ones allways good for a laugh.

[chest6]

I drive all the time on this two way road and when the other car coming from the other direction is about to pass me I jerk the wheel towards them. The other person will freak out and swerve...they pop the curb onto the median everytime

[Dangerdan]

This is classic,if you got a friend in the front seat of your car tell him some arshole left a sandwhich in your glove compartment or anything to get him to get his nose close to the glove compartment make sure your going pretty fast and no one is behind you and if the jackass smells the the glove compartment slam on the brakes and you'll be laughing for days,this ones allways good for a laugh.

I use that one alot; almost broke a friends nose with it once. You gotta be careful.

[ebjack]

I get my wife to put her head in my lap and as we are passing people (the older the better) she sits up and wipes her mouth off.

[Foskamink]

I get my wife to put her head in my lap and as we are passing people (the older the better) she sits up and wipes her mouth off.

id love totry that but my gf is far too shy to give me that pleasure often let alone pretend infront of people

[DamnYouMSN]

man some of you guys are nuts. i would be fuking pissed if i found pigs head on my windshield. i dunno but the most i've done is just completley cover the car with either saran wrap, newspaper or posted stickers.

[DamnYouMSN]

i was watching a video the other day on ebaums....some guys played a prank on one of theirs friends car. they made it so everytime the guy hit the brake and the horn would go off. i wish i knew how to do that.

[ebjack]

id love totry that but my gf is far too shy to give me that pleasure often let alone pretend infront of people

I only get "pretend" pleasure

[WEBB]

i was watching a video the other day on ebaums....some guys played a prank on one of theirs friends car. they made it so everytime the guy hit the brake and the horn would go off. i wish i knew how to do that.

Thats pretty much what i did, but i made it so when he turned on his lights his horn went off....

I can teach you if you like, very easy actually...

[dedic8ed1]

If anyones got this beat I'll see you in hell.Me and both my brothers are going to a family members house on christmas it's raining out pretty hard it's about 12 noon,we see this guy walking down the road and he's walking around this puddle,I guess he thought he was wet enough .This puddle was about 20feet long and 5to8 feet wide and about 30 feet before a stop sign deep as hell too.Now keep in mind that such an opportunity only comes along once in a lifetime so christmas his birthday whatever he was getting wet.Normally if your walking in the rain your completly aware of all traffic for exactly this reason,and i guess he thought he was in the clear because of the stop sign but he was sorely mistaken,then my brother starts slowing down for the stop sign and I guess the guy thought he was safe cause there was a stop sign, well like I said once in a lifetime.My brother stomps on the gas and before we even hit this puddle were laughing hard as hell anticapiting the aftermath, :we go through the puddle at about 35mph and we hit this guy with what seemed like every fukin drop of the puddle,we get to the stop sign and look back at the dude and he was holding his arms at his sides in disbeleif like he just got hit with a rouge tidal wave,now when I tell you we were in tears with laughter for 10 minutes i'm not joking man.Best christmas present ever.Oh yeah it was about 10 degrees out,hey buddy if your out there merryfukinchristmas.

[1819]

when we were kids we filled a patrol car to the brim, with pumpkins. i dont remember where we got the idea. probably a movie or somethin. but we did it and it was funny as hell.

[Superhuman]

when I'm on a 2-lane freeway and some asshole is riding my ass (I FREAKING HATE THAT) I'll speed up next to the first semi-truck I see and as soon as I get up next to it I will match its speed so the jackass behind me can't get past. The speed limit on the freeways here is usualy between 65-75 and the trucks usually go 10 under so people always get so pissed off cause they can't do anything.

[WEBB]

Super...the ol' box the bastard in trick...i love it...