masterbating/wanking/jerking the gerkin

[ausmanalot]

i swear when i dont do it for a week i look bigger better pumps better work outs. grow faster

[paulzane]

Are you ill?........... not using it for a week? I never heard anything so silly!!

[RuhlFreak55]

rofl......i would die in the meantime

[ausmanalot]

try it i swear there is more test if i don't spank the monkey

[lightwaytbaby]

thats because ur test production is higher when u dont spank it, its still all in ur body silly! gosh!

[lightwaytbaby]

Forgot to add this my fault...

[goodcents]

Yet another "I got huge whacking/not whacking thread"

[Johny-too-small]

i swear when i dont do it for a week i look bigger better pumps better work outs. grow faster

If my member does not get a "pump" ED, Im going to eat the paint off the walls. I have not gone a week w/o sex/wacking it in 16 years...omg, thats awesome.

[PROTEINSHAKE]

If my member does not get a "pump" ED, Im going to eat the paint off the walls. I have not gone a week w/o sex/wacking it in 16 years...omg, thats awesome.

[Johny-too-small]

Okay you got me, I was counting my pig-doll as a partner....

[IronReload04]

If my member does not get a "pump" ED, Im going to eat the paint off the walls. I have not gone a week w/o sex/wacking it in 16 years...omg, thats awesome.

talk about dedication

[PROTEINSHAKE]

Okay you got me, I was counting my pig-doll as a partner....

you witty bastard..... sick too.. thats why we get along

[Atomini]

Try sticking your finger up your ass at the same time while you jerk off, too. You'll get steroid-like results in the gym without having to use steroids if you do that.

Also if you drink your own piss daily, you can look like Jay Cutler in about a year.

[batlin]

I think we should make a policy on this board, if someone asks if you should stop flogging the dolphin or having sex so they will get bigger on cycle.. then I think we should say YES, dont wank, dont have sex for the entire Cycle and PCT....

[Renesis]

I once tried the 40 days and 40 nights shit where you don't have any sexually contact for lent. I made it 35 days, but the funny thing is when you are used to sexual contact you really do hallucinate about tits and ass everywhere. I could look at ugly chicks and they would turn hot and instant hard-on. I swear I would rather be tortured than go through that again.

[skeldno]

I wouldnt wana try it! i do it 5 times a day i might cut down to 4 to see if my pumps are bigger!!!

[3bd]

Try sticking your finger up your ass at the same time while you jerk off, too. You'll get steroid-like results in the gym without having to use steroids if you do that.

Also if you drink your own piss daily, you can look like Jay Cutler in about a year.

Wow... interesting... i've also heard that you can drink whinny... is this true?

[Amorphic]

whats going on, i was masterbating and i'm out of the loop

[novastepp]

i swear when i dont do it for a week i look bigger better pumps better work outs. grow faster

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAH

[Lexed]

I dont masturbate I loss to much muscle

[Kale]

Two words, BULL SHIT !!!!!

[Kratos]

when I don't bust a nut for a week. When I get around to slapping it around, the load I shoot goes a mile.

[zipster_dude]

[skeldno]

I just got a semi reading this lol

[Igifuno]

Okay you got me, I was counting my pig-doll as a partner....

nuttin wrong with that.

[TEST_ME!]

Wow... interesting... i've also heard that you can drink whinny... is this true?

No way man dont do it...you'l DIE! Lmao

[DSM4Life]