Manliest thing you ever saw???

[domeyeahaigh]

Okay everyone, saw this on another board but let's do it here.

It is really pretty inspiring.

What is the manliest thing you ever saw or heard about?

I heard about some new zealand rugby player getting tackled and his sack was ripped apart and one of his balls was hanging out. He told the trainer to sew it up so he could go back out on the field.

Also I read about a hockey player whos throat was slit on the ice and he walked off the ice on his own free will...because he didnt want his mom to see him die on television. crazy. even crazier the only reason he lived was because the trainer was a vietnam vet or something and stuck his hand in the guys throat and cut off the bleeding until ambulance arrived.

post em up bro's

[3bd]

There's a story about a machinist who every day at break would use a leather belt drive on one of the machines to "get off". Anywho... as fate would have it, one day the belt got a hold of his scrotum and ripped it apart. Not wanting to bring attention to himself, the dude then used a STAPLER to close it back up! A few days later he finally had to go and see a doctor and confess when the infection set in. Now that's balls bro - being able to staple your junk together!

[taiboxa]

i got into a fight w/ a silver back and pummled the mother fvcker for stealing my bottle of tren.

[domeyeahaigh]

its not real manly unless like...the silverback ripped your arm off and then you took it back and killed him with it..come on yall this can be real inspiring lets hear some real good shit

[taiboxa]

its not real manly unless like...the silverback ripped your arm off and then you took it back and killed him with it..come on yall this can be real inspiring lets hear some real good shit

psh, its manly kuz he couldnt even phase me.
hell he even tried to bite me but thanks to MelanotanII my skin was so thick he couldnt puncture it.

[SwiftMove83]

its not real manly unless like...the silverback ripped your arm off and then you took it back and killed him with it..come on yall this can be real inspiring lets hear some real good shit

That would be pretty damn inspiring...

[3bd]

Hey! The stapler story was inspiring... and inovative too! I didn't make that shit up! It really happened!

[frignugs]

I once heard a guy fart for 2 minutes straight. It was deadly, maybe one of the greatest momments ever

[SwiftMove83]

I once heard a guy fart for 2 minutes straight. It was deadly, maybe one of the greatest momments ever

Inspiring?

[3bd]

^lol

[Igifuno]

my boy was in the Army and was over in Bosnia years ago. he's a damn lunatic 1st of all. anyway he was a land mine diffuser and would regularly see people, animals or whatever get blown up right in front of him. i guess there were 8 or 10 guys up front crawling on the ground checking for mines when the guy next to him got his head blown off and he got sprayed with shrapnel all over his head and face. he radioed back to his platoon, told them what to prepare for when they got there and continued to crawl another 3 miles with shrapnel in his face until they were out of the mine zone. bros got shrapnel scars all over his neck, face and ears.

[3bd]

Seriously though, I'd have to say that anyone who stormed the beach at Normandy was an inspiration to manliness.

[Red Ketchup]

Actually 3**, most of them were mere boys.... but you are right, they kicked "manliness" up a few notches

Red

[D-Bo Dre]

I heard Chuck Norris could cure cancer with a single tear! But in his 67 years on earth he is yet to shed a tear Pretty Manly if u ask me!

[peteroy01]

well hell. Chuck Norris can also slam a revolving door too!

[qualityclrk1]

my 5 year old nephew got his hands on a box of toothpicks and had managed to dump them on the carpet in my front room.....i came home not knowing about it, and was walkin barefoot, and when i stepped down- one of those little bastards managed to somehow get lodged so deep in my foot that u could actually see the toothpick creating a little bulge on the top of my foot....i walked into the bathroom and ran my foot under some cold water- wasn't bleeding or anything the toothpick created a kind of stopper, and after my foot went numb, i took some needle nose pliers and pried the bastard out....i was 16 so i give myself props....

[Igifuno]

bet that hurt for a few days..lol.

[NotSmall]

my 5 year old nephew got his hands on a box of toothpicks and had managed to dump them on the carpet in my front room.....i came home not knowing about it, and was walkin barefoot, and when i stepped down- one of those little bastards managed to somehow get lodged so deep in my foot that u could actually see the toothpick creating a little bulge on the top of my foot....i walked into the bathroom and ran my foot under some cold water- wasn't bleeding or anything the toothpick created a kind of stopper, and after my foot went numb, i took some needle nose pliers and pried the bastard out....i was 16 so i give myself props....

Wow - same thing happened to me only I'm so manly I just left the badboy in there.

[Kratos]

I saw a chick get her finger sawed off with a band saw in middle school in wood shop. She barely cried, that was kinda manly. Some dude from the class had to take the finger to the nurses office.

Also saw a dude light a fart that burned the hairs on his ass, so it's a tie.

[TEST_ME!]

I saw a chick get her finger sawed off with a band saw in middle school in wood shop. She barely cried, that was kinda manly. Some dude from the class had to take the finger to the nurses office.

Also saw a dude light a fart that burned the hairs on his ass, so it's a tie.

Yip definitely a tie!i eat raw steak and use my girls ass as a table...its dam manly

[IronReload04]

this is a quality thread right here

to the thread starter.....good shit

cant think of anyting off the top of my head right now, because i am studyihg for anatomy and its got my head in knotrs

[Igifuno]

this is a quality thread right here

to the thread starter.....good shit

cant think of anyting off the top of my head right now, because i am studyihg for anatomy and its got my head in knotrs

ya.. not so manly.. lol.

[RA]

I put the toilet seat down after I piss. My wife says thats manly, I dont argue.

[Igifuno]

so do i ..... manly on account of politness.

[Bigen12]

I put the toilet seat down after I piss. My wife says thats manly, I dont argue.

I'm going to call Bull Shit on this one!

I know for a fact, that you're wife makes you sit down when you pee!

[RA]

She said she wouldnt tell anyone

Its ok, I like the swish of the water anyway Tickles the ol turd cutter.

I'm going to call Bull Shit on this one!

I know for a fact, that you're wife makes you sit down when you pee!

[Bigen12]

She said she wouldnt tell anyone

Its ok, I like the swish of the water anyway Tickles the ol turd cutter.

Wait until you get a little older and you're nut sack hangs down low enough that it gets submerged in the fecal water......

[Lexed]

I ate a 2 month old banna before for 100 bucks

[Igifuno]

that's awesome.. how bad was that?

[Serotonin]

Every time I see that photo, it's like getting kicked in the face. Those Marines went through hell on those shit hole islands.

[peteroy01]

i had to shoot my childhood dog when i got back from the USMC. she had a cyst on one of her tits that busted and i guess was poisoning her. she was just suffering. so i took her to woods and killed her. that shit was hard!

[novastepp]

in montana on a hike, i shot a brown bear from about 100 yards away with a slingshot.

[peteroy01]

thats one hell of a sling shot shot! were you using the david sling shot from the bible?

[Serotonin]

^^^

David used a sling, not a sling-shot. If it were a few thousand years in the future maybe he would have used a Red Ryder BB gun.

[peteroy01]

how bout he used an old school sling shot.

[Mogamedogz]

i had to shoot my childhood dog when i got back from the USMC. she had a cyst on one of her tits that busted and i guess was poisoning her. she was just suffering. so i took her to woods and killed her. that shit was hard!

Now THAT is pretty manly. I would have cried like a bitch. No way I could do it!!

[peteroy01]

not gonna lie. i teared up a little(a lot). it wasnt crying though, more like manly sorrow.

[Mike Dura]

I looked in the mirror this morning and saw hair on my chest. Alot of hair! Very manly.

[Atomini]

When Snake Plissken shut down the earth.

[Mogamedogz]

When Achilles’ killed Hector at the gates of Troy, and dragged his dead carcass back to his beach tent on the back of his Chariot.

That was some bad ass shit.