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    Unstoppable Sperm

    Ok, i was pretty sure i was TOTALLY shut down. the boys have pretty much gone and hid and i really don't plan on seeing them til i drop the Deca and start my HCG.

    so, my goofy azz kinda started to view my Test/Deca stack as ghetto birth control. well, she just pee'd a plus sign on the stick.

    i'm curious, any of y'all ever make any "gear babies"? i've heard of a guy on one of these forums who's done it 3 times, now, are you in here?

    whoelse has lil Mercenary Tadpoles that cannot be stopped?

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    haha there are quite a few members on here who have knocked up there girls while on. testosterone has been studied as a birth control option for men and was deamed ineffective. next time try saran wrap.

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    Yup almost weekly there is a new thread about someone getting their GF knocked up, although it's speculated much of the time she may be cheating behind your back and you just didnt now it. time for a paternity test. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Yup almost weekly there is a new thread about someone getting their GF knocked up, although it's speculated much of the time she may be cheating behind your back and you just didnt now it. time for a paternity test. LOL
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    Yes its possible, but I would also get a DNA test when the baby arrives

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    You seem to forget that you only need one sperm to reach the egg...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Yup almost weekly there is a new thread about someone getting their GF knocked up, although it's speculated much of the time she may be cheating behind your back and you just didnt now it. time for a paternity test. LOL
    hahaha that f**kin GOLD mate!

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    I don't cum during sex (literally I DONT CUM), so I can freeball been doing it for a month and a half now plus I am on cycle so even less chance for the pre-cum to have anything (I don't really precum either)

    However, if I COULD cum during sex I would NEVER freeball even if I was on cycle.

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    You ain't the daddy!

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    Many members on many boards have kids on cycle...

    Most of the kids are girls...

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    Quote Originally Posted by .EA. View Post
    You seem to forget that you only need one sperm to reach the egg...
    that's a popular myth. a large number have to reach the egg because they release an enzyme that acts on the egg to let one in. One sperm is always declared the winner but he needs team-mates. But, there are a lot of them in spooge.

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    nandrolone should drop your sperm count very low given enough time, but cycles are only a couple of months
    a similar hormone (depo provera, another progesterone) is very effective for male birth control, although it must be combined with testosterone (else you wouldn't be needing bc as you won't be having sex.

    How many weeks in your cycle were you? Cause you'd be rocking a high sperm count for weeks after your first inject. And to be sure it's inhibiting your sprem count you'd need to do a test.

    Congrads on the baby, name it after me.

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    http://www.mens-hormonal-health.com/...trol-pill.html

    you weren't wrong to think it would work as male bc, just that you need to be on for 3 months minimum before you can start to count on it. Most cycles aren't that long, that's why all the babies on cycle. Also, testosterone and DHT's aren't as effective at inhibiting sperm production and a lot of cycles don't have a 19-nor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    I don't cum during sex (literally I DONT CUM), so I can freeball been doing it for a month and a half now plus I am on cycle so even less chance for the pre-cum to have anything (I don't really precum either)

    However, if I COULD cum during sex I would NEVER freeball even if I was on cycle.
    sorry, please explain in it differently if you don't mind.
    what do you mean exactly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    I don't cum during sex (literally I DONT CUM), so I can freeball been doing it for a month and a half now plus I am on cycle so even less chance for the pre-cum to have anything (I don't really precum either)

    However, if I COULD cum during sex I would NEVER freeball even if I was on cycle.
    do you orgasm? if so you might have retro-grade ejac.
    Sounds like a problem if you ever want a baby.

    Or do you just pump away like a steam engine and never get any satisfation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    do you orgasm? if so you might have retro-grade ejac.
    Sounds like a problem if you ever want a baby.

    Or do you just pump away like a steam engine and never get any satisfation?
    I understood the second case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BJJ View Post
    sorry, please explain in it differently if you don't mind.
    what do you mean exactly?
    I don't cum during sex, I can bring myself with my hand, but not during sex. I can last forever (literally).

    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    do you orgasm? if so you might have retro-grade ejac.
    Sounds like a problem if you ever want a baby.

    Or do you just pump away like a steam engine and never get any satisfation?
    No I don't have an orgasm. If I have sex (1 hour) and wack off for a good 20 minutes after I can force myself to orgasm.

    I have come close before, but usually can't get over that threshold. Part of the reason is the zoloft which makes it diffcult to orgasm, I got off it for a week and I could orgasm from a handjob (which I never have had happen, only orgasmed with my own hand before).

    I mean it feels REALLY GOOD when I have sex, but I just don't orgasm. I have never orgasmed from sex or a blowjob.

    Like this chick I am with I have fvcked her at least 70 times in the past month and half and I have had only one or two incidents were I got anyway near close to cumming inside her. I have only cum 8 times with her and all of them were from my own hand except one (which she gave me a handjob).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    I don't cum during sex, I can bring myself with my hand, but not during sex. I can last forever (literally).



    No I don't have an orgasm. If I have sex (1 hour) and wack off for a good 20 minutes after I can force myself to orgasm.

    I have come close before, but usually can't get over that threshold. Part of the reason is the zoloft which makes it diffcult to orgasm, I got off it for a week and I could orgasm from a handjob (which I never have had happen, only orgasmed with my own hand before).

    I mean it feels REALLY GOOD when I have sex, but I just don't orgasm. I have never orgasmed from sex or a blowjob.

    Like this chick I am with I have fvcked her at least 70 times in the past month and half and I have had only one or two incidents were I got anyway near close to cumming inside her. I have only cum 8 times with her and all of them were from my own hand except one (which she gave me a handjob).
    1. How old are you?
    2. Have you experienced anything "weird" while you were growing up, with females?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BJJ View Post
    1. How old are you?
    2. Have you experienced anything "weird" while you were growing up, with females?
    1. 21 years old
    2. Nope I don't know what you are talking about the problem isn't the girl or her vagina its not being able to cum. Sex feels AMAZING and I have sex ALOT, I was a really horny kid and I would masturbate up to 6-7 times a day during puberty and I think that "desensitize" my penis to pleasure so that I could last ALOT LONGER. Now I just don't get off really easy and being on zoloft makes it that much harder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    1. 21 years old
    2. Nope I don't know what you are talking about the problem isn't the girl or her vagina its not being able to cum. Sex feels AMAZING and I have sex ALOT, I was a really horny kid and I would masturbate up to 6-7 times a day during puberty and I think that "desensitize" my penis to pleasure so that I could last ALOT LONGER. Now I just don't get off really easy and being on zoloft makes it that much harder.
    I got you now.
    I am sorry to read you are taking zoloft, though.
    I wish you to solve your problems soon.

    Just for fun, you might have become, and you still can since you are only 21yo, the new Rocco Siffredi!
    Think about...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    nandrolone should drop your sperm count very low given enough time, but cycles are only a couple of months
    a similar hormone (depo provera, another progesterone) is very effective for male birth control, although it must be combined with testosterone (else you wouldn't be needing bc as you won't be having sex.

    How many weeks in your cycle were you? Cause you'd be rocking a high sperm count for weeks after your first inject. And to be sure it's inhibiting your sprem count you'd need to do a test.

    Congrads on the baby, name it after me.
    i'm like 7 in, now. but i was expecting her period sometime in week 1 or 3, so there's a good chance we did this really early in the cycle.

    btw - there's no doubt on paternity, i can say that with certainty.

    what's weird is - i was pretty sure i had low S.C. natty and figured the gear would polish it the rest of teh way off. i've never been tested, i've just never seemed to get anybody pregnant (only 1 kid from a lifetime of unsafe sex). guess i was wrong.

    thanks for the congratz, she's stoked, i'm freakin out - i'm 36 y.o.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BJJ View Post
    I got you now.
    I am sorry to read you are taking zoloft, though.
    I wish you to solve your problems soon.

    Just for fun, you might have become, and you still can since you are only 21yo, the new Rocco Siffredi!
    Think about...
    Who is Rocco Siffredi?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peachfuzz View Post
    next time try saran wrap.
    Or just pull out and bust in her mouth. Always a good option.

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    I guess you not being able to get a girl pregnant was incorrect to assume.

    Assume...when you assume you make an "ASS" out of "U" and "ME" or in this case...just you unless you marry her and be a good daddy.

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    lmao,,,,,,,,you gotta watch out,,the tadpoles are on roids too...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ezlimitz View Post
    I guess you not being able to get a girl pregnant was incorrect to assume.

    Assume...when you assume you make an "ASS" out of "U" and "ME" or in this case...just you unless you marry her and be a good daddy.
    it's all good, man, i married her long before we got this far. i wasn't so much relying on the lowered sperm count as i was testing a theory - the theory was incorrect LOL wasn't HOPING for a pregnancy (at my age), but not scared of it either, it aint my first rodeo

    as for the "sperm being on roids too" that shit's funny, i can picture little geared up tadpoles with low BF, all veiny, head butting through the side of the egg while yelling

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