Need all advice on this subject of ncaa testing

[sportfan33]

Okay i have a chance of getting tested tomorrow for roids, and if so im *ucked. My question is if my name gets called out to piss should i just not even go to the test and leave, cause either way i will fail the drug test, and that way they dont know what i failed for....or take it and blame the banned substances on supp's from the local health store... Either way im gonna have to talk to my coach and tell him something, but that way they dont know what i would have failed it before...yall get what im saying...any advice?!?

[sportfan33]

...i dont know if im even gonna get tested, this is just for precaution

[Mooseman33]

are u on scholorship?
full/partial

what are u running

[oskey]

what sport? they randomly choose a 1/3 of the squad from what i recall

hope your not chosen percentages are on your side!!!

[sportfan33]

lol ya....if i got tested i would prolly fail for test ratio, decca, and dbol along with anti-e's lol. Well i hope they dont!! But its something i cant stress out about cause its not in my control. Wish me luckkkkk!

[sweezy]

Have someone piss for you...I don't know how strict they are ?

[Noles12]

No way a guy can piss for you unless he is your twin because you will have a guy watching you piss from the front.

Also deca is usually not the best choice for a college athlete due to testing.

Finally it would be a terrible idea not to show up. Just do it and saying its legal supplements won't work either. When they test your levels and metabolites they can pinpoint exact substances that were used.

[dec11]

how closely are u watched giving a sample?

[KimboHalfSlice]

Depending on how catastrophic it would be if you tested positive, you could always get out of it by going to Accident & Emergency in hospital. All you'd have to do is take a pill that temporarily sends your heart rate through the roof, and then go into Accident & Emergency and tell them that you fainted earlier on and now you've got really bad headaches. They'll take your blood pressure, see that it's ridiculously high, and they'll think that something's genuinely wrong with you, that will be enough for them not to tell you simply to "go home and get some rest". At the end of it all, get a note from the hospital saying you spent 5 hours in the emergency room (tell them you need it for your boss). You give your sports couch a phone call from the hospital, and then later on you show him the letter from the hospital.

I know it sounds a bit drastic, but maybe it's worth doing. And even if the hospital detects that you took a heart-rate-rising pill, just say "oh shit I must have mixed my pills up this morning, I meant to take an Aspirin".

Just an idea.

[sportfan33]

lol, got somwething to tell yall...will update soone

[Noles12]

Almond i think i would rather take the risk of failing a drug test rather than intentionally raising my HR and BP enough to put me in the emergency room for 5 hours

[Researcher]

Depending on how catastrophic it would be if you tested positive, you could always get out of it by going to Accident & Emergency in hospital. All you'd have to do is take a pill that temporarily sends your heart rate through the roof, and then go into Accident & Emergency and tell them that you fainted earlier on and now you've got really bad headaches. They'll take your blood pressure, see that it's ridiculously high, and they'll think that something's genuinely wrong with you, that will be enough for them not to tell you simply to "go home and get some rest". At the end of it all, get a note from the hospital saying you spent 5 hours in the emergency room (tell them you need it for your boss). You give your sports couch a phone call from the hospital, and then later on you show him the letter from the hospital.

I know it sounds a bit drastic, but maybe it's worth doing. And even if the hospital detects that you took a heart-rate-rising pill, just say "oh shit I must have mixed my pills up this morning, I meant to take an Aspirin".

Just an idea.

You are an odd dude.

[KimboHalfSlice]

I know it was a mad suggestion, but from the way the guy was talking it seemed like he'd lose everything if he tested positive (lose a scholarship or whatever).

I went into A&E one time, but I actually wasn't faking it, there was genuinely something wrong with me. My heart rate was through the roof, my eyes were sensitive to bright light, and I had a slight temperature. When the doctors heard that, they didn't just tell me to go home and rest, they brought me in for blood tests and so forth.

All you need to do is present the doctors with enough symptoms to warrant blood tests, and wahey you've got to spend 5 hours in the hospital!

I wasn't suggesting to put yourself in danger by keeping your heart rate ridiculously high for 5 hours, but it would be easy to take a pill that would bring it up for just a while, long enough for the doctors to take your pulse rate and see that something's up. If you tell them that bright light is hurting your eyes then they'll definitely bring you in because they'll think it could be meningitis, and meningitis can be fatal. The last thing they want is to be the doctor who sent someone home with meningitis symptoms and later have that person die.

I know it's a terrible abuse of the medical system, but if it the consequences of failing that test are catastrophic, then you might think it's worth it.

And by the way... just a few hours of high pulse rate is not going to have any lasting effect on you. Just look at marathon runners who keep their heart rate high for extended periods of time. Your pulse rate and blood pressure has to be high for days, weeks, months before anything serious happens.

[sportfan33]

k well thanks for all the advice, but guess what...my name got chosen to get tested!!!! lol can u believe it!!! Aint no way that was random drug testing!

[dec11]

I know it was a mad suggestion, but from the way the guy was talking it seemed like he'd lose everything if he tested positive (lose a scholarship or whatever).

I went into A&E one time, but I actually wasn't faking it, there was genuinely something wrong with me. My heart rate was through the roof, my eyes were sensitive to bright light, and I had a slight temperature. When the doctors heard that, they didn't just tell me to go home and rest, they brought me in for blood tests and so forth.

All you need to do is present the doctors with enough symptoms to warrant blood tests, and wahey you've got to spend 5 hours in the hospital!

I wasn't suggesting to put yourself in danger by keeping your heart rate ridiculously high for 5 hours, but it would be easy to take a pill that would bring it up for just a while, long enough for the doctors to take your pulse rate and see that something's up. If you tell them that bright light is hurting your eyes then they'll definitely bring you in because they'll think it could be meningitis, and meningitis can be fatal. The last thing they want is to be the doctor who sent someone home with meningitis symptoms and later have that person die.

I know it's a terrible abuse of the medical system, but if it the consequences of failing that test are catastrophic, then you might think it's worth it.

And by the way... just a few hours of high pulse rate is not going to have any lasting effect on you. Just look at marathon runners who keep their heart rate high for extended periods of time. Your pulse rate and blood pressure has to be high for days, weeks, months before anything serious happens.

jesus h christ!!