View Poll Results: Which Cougar would you most like to bed?

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  • Jamie Lee Curtis

    3 17.65%
  • Halle Berry

    10 58.82%
  • Kim Cardashian

    6 35.29%
  • Ginger Lynn

    2 11.76%
  • Goldie Hawn

    2 11.76%
  • Marilyn Chambers

    1 5.88%
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Thread: Hot Older Cougars!

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    Hot Older Cougars!

    I've was always hot for these women, so I was wondering which of these babes you'd most like to find waiting for you in the sack, with nothing on but a smile?

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    Dude I don't think Kim Kardashian is a cougar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aizen Sosuke View Post
    Dude I don't think Kim Kardashian is a cougar
    Just seeing if you are awake.

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    I think Marilyn Chambers died awhile back.

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    JLC 10 years ago still had the legs of a fuken goddess... but nothing on that list does it for me now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetteman08 View Post
    I think Marilyn Chambers died awhile back.
    you are right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    JLC 10 years ago still had the legs of a fuken goddess... but nothing on that list does it for me now.
    I may be a little older than you... not sure. I've always had the tremendous talent of finding something attractive about any woman... well, mabye except for Rosie O'Donnell.

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    no one on this list is doin it for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    I may be a little older than you... not sure. I've always had the tremendous talent of finding something attractive about any woman... well, mabye except for Rosie O'Donnell.
    I wouldn't brag about being able to think ugly girls are hot.

    I know when I see an ugly chic I don't look for a way to think she's pretty. I just look for a different girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    I may be a little older than you... not sure. I've always had the tremendous talent of finding something attractive about any woman... well, mabye except for Rosie O'Donnell.
    31 here... and Im not completely superfiscial... Ive found some women that guys dont find hot, very attractive.. and no, not cause I was on cycle. Some things just do it for me and a lot of things dont. Age doesnt bother me... a 40+ who makes the effort to keep herself in shape is far more of a turn on than a 20 something that is naturally thin but abuses her body by over partying, drinking, drugs... no matter how she looks

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    I know when I see an ugly chic I don't look for a way to think she's pretty. I just look for a different girl.
    honesty is still the best quality

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    I wouldn't brag about being able to think ugly girls are hot.

    I know when I see an ugly chic I don't look for a way to think she's pretty. I just look for a different girl.
    Well, my man. I spent some time in the army, Ft. Stewart, Ga. 2 years with the 22nd infantry division. Any idea what the male/female ratio was? it was something like 50:1. The women were mostly in the hospitals, and admin positions. I was a friggin combat engineer... how many women you see doing that? So as reality starts kicking in, you begin to make decisions. You can put lipstick on your fist and pretend it's Jessica Alba, you can switch teams, but that didn't happen very often to the best of my knowledge, you can get drunk and get in fights all the time, or you can learn to find hard to see qualities in the small population of available women. I chose the latter. And quite often, the second to the last as well.

    It's all about choices my man! Would you have chosen any differently?

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    i find women in there 40's and 50's who work real hard to keep themseves up are frickin way sexy....and they are uninhibited in the sack let me tell you....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    31 here... and Im not completely superfiscial... Ive found some women that guys dont find hot, very attractive.. and no, not cause I was on cycle. Some things just do it for me and a lot of things dont. Age doesnt bother me... a 40+ who makes the effort to keep herself in shape is far more of a turn on than a 20 something that is naturally thin but abuses her body by over partying, drinking, drugs... no matter how she looks
    btw... i'm not talking about hags with missing teeth and hair growing from their chins. I've said this a million times, but anytime a woman, usually my woman, asks what she can put on to make herself pretty, I always say a smile!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    i find women in there 40's and 50's who work real hard to keep themseves up are frickin way sexy....and they are uninhibited in the sack let me tell you....
    you and I think alike brother

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    anytime a woman, usually my woman, asks what she can put on to make herself pretty, I always say a smile!
    I'd tell her to put on 222lbs, then lay on her.

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    uhhh half of them are grandmas not cougars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhero d-bolman View Post
    uhhh half of them are grandmas not cougars.
    well bro im 38 yrs old and ive had my share of women and the young girls as sexy and fun as they are just dont compare to a smoking hot woman that knows exectly what she wants in bed and isnt all shy cus she dosent want you to think shes a slut....older women just do it for me.....but then again im old...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhero d-bolman View Post
    uhhh half of them are grandmas not cougars.
    I've known women that were grandmas at 35.

    Look. I've had smokin hot GFs' that weren't worth a shit in the sack, and I've had a few threes that were so friggin eager to please that they would jump up and do cartwheels if you asked them to.

    Once you've put on a few miles yourself, you begin to realize that there are other things that make a woman attractive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    I've known women that were grandmas at 35.

    Look. I've had smokin hot GFs' that weren't worth a shit in the sack, and I've had a few threes that were so friggin eager to please that they would jump up and do cartwheels if you asked them to.

    Once you've put on a few miles yourself, you begin to realize that there are other things that make a woman attractive.
    right on bro,well said...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Look. I've had smokin hot GFs' that weren't worth a shit in the sack.
    I hate this so much... I dont get it, maybe they are use to guys just wanting to get them on their backs and bang'em, but seriously its like they actually dont know how to do anything but lay there.

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    I would bone Goldie Hawn just for the snake plissken factor but shes 64 for f sake

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    I have a thing for older chics too. There is a pornstar named Lisa Ann that is in the MILF or cougar class and I tell you man, I would bone her so fvckin hard I would probably snap my dick off in her. What a hot piece of ass!

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    When you hit a certain age the balance swings,,,, then you go for younger...lol

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    You bro's ever notice this happening to you? When I was younger, the chics didn't notice me too much. Oh, I got my share, but wasn't one of the lucky ones and had to work for it. But now that I'm a "silva back" as Big Mike so eloquantly puts it, when I ride down the street on my harley, bare armed, biceps bulging, the chics notice. Damn! I'm 48!! And I get some pretty young chics smiling and flirting. This whole thing is backwards. This should have been happening 25 years ago. But then I didn't have the killer harley, the killer job.... I guess my point is that some chics are attracted to a dude that has it all together, and sometimes that means guys my age. Anyone else????

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    There are only three on that list that are older then me, so I would have to say Jamie Lee Curtis, That scene in True Lies were she is dancing for Ahhnold was hot.

    Ginger Lynn?? Yikes...I bet her gash is trashed. I'm going to have to punt on that.

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    [QUOTE=DavidII;5257161]There are only three on that list that are older then me, so I would have to say Jamie Lee Curtis, That scene in True Lies were she is dancing for Ahhnold was hot.
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    Admit it bro'.... you hit the rewind button on that one more than once, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidII View Post
    There are only three on that list that are older then me, so I would have to say Jamie Lee Curtis, That scene in True Lies were she is dancing for Ahhnold was hot.

    Ginger Lynn?? Yikes...I bet her gash is trashed. I'm going to have to punt on that.
    i used to think she was smokin hot but now that shes the spokesperson for activia talking about digestive regulation it kind of killed it for me now i just see her as an old lady....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    i used to think she was smokin hot but now that shes the spokesperson for activia talking about digestive regulation it kind of killed it for me now i just see her as an old lady....
    she totally maintains what she got. still a youthful face, very few wrinkles, and I bet if she ever got off that couch in the commerical you'd see she still has a hot bod.

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    [QUOTE=Times Roman;5257656]
    Quote Originally Posted by DavidII View Post
    There are only three on that list that are older then me, so I would have to say Jamie Lee Curtis, That scene in True Lies were she is dancing for Ahhnold was hot.
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    Admit it bro'.... you hit the rewind button on that one more than once, right?
    fcuk rewind.. pause that shit when the legs come apart and go lick the tv.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetteman08 View Post
    I think Marilyn Chambers died awhile back.
    Yes she did. Never found her hot but she was quite good in the Cronenberg movie

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    Jamie Lee Curtis, is the one women i think got hotter as she aged, she was really normal looking in the halloween movies, but in true lies , please take my breath away ouch

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    Quote Originally Posted by yannick35 View Post
    Jamie Lee Curtis, is the one women i think got hotter as she aged, she was really normal looking in the halloween movies, but in true lies , please take my breath away ouch
    there is a lot of women you can say that about....
    Halle, Goldie Hawn, Linda Carter, and omfg! what about Kim Cattrall? Or what about Amanda Tapping from the Sanctuary series???? or what about... (this is going back aways...) Linda Evans? or what about (going back even further.....) Raquel?

    Damn! I better stop, my woman don't get home for another three hours

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    Diane Lane

    She's hot in everything she does.

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    Fvck yah Kim Catrall (sp?)

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Fvck yah Kim Catrall (sp?)

    ~Haz~
    you know what I'm talking about! remember the commercial she was dressed up as red riding hood? double ouch!!

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    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post








    ~Haz~
    ya had to throw that in, huh? damn, she is smokingly hot. She is probably the hottest woman out there at 50.... I'd eat her so hard I'd be sucking on her tongue through her pusssy

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    Here's another one that you guys forgot about.... one of my favorite cougars.....









    ~Haz~

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    Frickin Michelle Pfeiffer just got me horny as fvck.....

    ~Haz~

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