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Oh hell. My wife is out of town on business. I got up this morning and wrote her a sweet loving personal text this morning to her. Going into some detail of what I miss laying in bed without her this morning. Hit send and realized as it left I had just sent it to a 60 yr old British man who is one of my retail tenants. I'm so embarrassed.
Has anyone else wished they had not hit send? How bad was it?
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Yeah all the bloomin time, luckily never anything that would have a negative impact, except once when I text my mum asking if we got any weed :/ back when I was like 14.. DOH! Packed it in shortly after anyways all good!
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I know I have but cant remember what it was or who it went to. I'm sure it wasnt anything to bad or embarrassing though. Ive gotten a few not intended for me but again nothing to personal.
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That's funny.Originally Posted by NaturalUN
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i was asking a buddy of mine about some ancillaries adex, letro, caber, prami (LMAO) and came to find out he changed his cell phone number
never did get a response. maybe the number was off the market for a time..
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i was asking a buddy of mine about some ancillaries adex, letro, caber, prami (LMAO) and came to find out he changed his cell phone number
never did get a response. maybe the number was off the market for a time..
I think the new guy at the DEA got his old number. Lol
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I received a text one night about 11 o'clock from one of my customers explaining how he was drunk,loved me very much and was hoping he could come home and have make up sex because he was very sorry about treating me horribly that day. I sent him one back explaining that my wife might not appreciate him coming over that late at night. I received a simple "sorry that was meant for my wife" text.Its been 5 years and we still laugh about it.
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Cape did you ever get a response from the guy? I have done this as well.
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lmao. Did he at least buy you flowers?
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Did he respond?
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Lol.....most definitely. I typed a quick test to the wife to see if she needed anything from the grocery store (I just had got off of work). Anyway, I closed the text with "Love you". As I was driving toward the parking lot exit, my boss comes pulling into the lot, pulls up beside me and says" Dude....you're one hell of a machinist, diemaker, toolmaker, and a great guy.....but, ain't no way in h*ll I love you!"
I just hung my head in shame and slowly drove away with the knowledge I had sent the text to my boss. ....boss was still sitting in his truck laughing his @ss off!
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Haha.. That's awesome.
I get them more than I send them but yes I've done it too. Nothing too bad though.
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I did get a response.
Made a point of not reading it after the first 2 words.
I told him he is a gentleman. Still embarrassing.
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Yea its called a sexident. I meant to send one to this bird named nina but i sent it to my nan something about splitting her like a piece of firewood. Good things shes old and had no clue.
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Seems like my wife does it all the time when we are fighting, She'll be having a side convo with her friend bitching about me & then send one of those messages to me thinking its her friend. Then the real fight starts,that shvt pisses me off more than the original fight .
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I've done it a time or two mmhmm.
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Sorry but I LMFAO!
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I got a voice mail the other day from a girl I have absolutely no clue who she was but she knew me and said that her butt hole missed me.
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Good one!!
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Tell her to send pics of her butthole of corse.
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yes. accidentally sent vacation photos to a stranger. They were nice about it.
Sent a text to a client last week trying to say I was an "animal lover", but it was autocorrected to "anal lover". Felt like everything I said to correct it just made it worse.
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Ah ha ha. Just go with it.
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I've sent txts meant for one girl to another. Did not turn out okay lol
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Anal lover lmfao hard to fix that one lol
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So by the time you were done they were convinced not only you were into bestiality but also anal bestiality. LoL
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the follow-up went something like:
"omg - i meant "animal lover". I don't love anal"
"i mean, not that I would know, really. i mean I probably wouldn't, I think"
"not that I think about it a lot".
"sorry"
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I received one that I played along with for a couple of days. That was pretty funny.
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Couple major eff ups:
My old phone sent quick messages from any screen, but sometimes to the wrong people...I told my female boss I couldn't wait to kiss her sexy lips :/ oops!! Meant for gf!
This one was bad, and about two weeks ago...I am having relationship problems and my dad and his wife are letting me stay with them. My step mom showed up drunk after skipping her workout (tisk tisk) and talked my ear off, said something rude about my dad's messed up kids, but off handedly, I sent a two page text to my gf calling my step mom a drunk cvnt basically....hit send and saw my step mom's name!!! We made up, but it was AWFUL!!
One more...My boss just out of high school at my first rug cleaning jib called and made me work late, causing me to be late for dinner at my mom's. I called my mom and told her my whore of a manager was making me work late. After a pause I hear "ickythump.....this is your horrible manager." Luckily, as you read, she misunderstood....thank the gods!!
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gotdam, icky - get rid of that f'n phone!!!
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@ Ickythump, thank god we didnt have cell phone, camera phones and texting when I was a kid or I would have been in a LOT of trouble. Hell the most I/we could do back in the day was send messages like 4311 = hell, upside down. Pagers. I still have a couple in a drawer. lol
Im just waiting for someone to say they sent a picture via camera phone of their junk to their mom. hahahaha
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Haha it's happens all the time to me, the only people I text on a daily biases is my gf and my mom, she gets some bad ones time to time and she just laughs at it.
Had some pretty horrible ones of nudes of my gf, but she's known my gf for like 7-8years and has seen plenty of mishaps of her walking in, so nothing fases her anymore.
Whenever I get a miss text or call, I just kind of play along with it(dick move) but it's always pretty funny.
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SO I just called my pharmacy and realized that the number from "jessica" (butthole girl) is the number to the pharmacy when they call you back? WTF??
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this could get interesting. just guessing ur gonna make a trip to the pharmacy soon?
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this could get interesting. just guessing ur gonna make a trip to the pharmacy soon?
Senior Member
Yeah leaving now. But it does not make sense. I got the call at like 12:10am and the pharmacy closes at either 8pm or 10pm i cant remember.
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true - but you gotta find out.
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Almost sent a c()ck picture to a buddy. That could have been awkward.
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Only if your small.
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I had a similar a couple months ago sent a sweet text message that was meant for my wife to my boss. I was pretty embarrassed I thought he was gunna mess with me about it for days but luckily he didn't mess with me to hard
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I used to work as an electrician and sent a seriously bad accidental text to my job foreman. I was on the job for two days, the morning of the third day I sent this chick I was banging a sexy message because I was horny, and it went as follows. "What I'm going to do since you're such a freak is long stroke that ***** for about 20 minutes while I work your butthole loose. Then, when I feel ready, I will make a smooth transition to your ass just like you love so much, and after a few minutes, bust a nut in your asshole. Then we can lay around and chit chat for about 15 minutes, and then go at it again, this time straight violent vacation style sex- no butt play, straight *****, all the way, bang that thing for about 30 minutes and fill that up. So then both your holes will be filled." luckily he was pretty cool about it and just replied with a "Damn" and picked on me a little bit about it at work "and dont send me any more dirty text messages"
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