How to get laid

[cfiler]

I though this was funny.

I'm standing with Christmas boxers and a Santa hat on. She enters the room, and I say "Ho Ho Ho, why don't you sit on my lap and tell me what you want."

and

"Have you been naughty this year?"

[Da Bull]

oldie but goodie

[hoss827]

Or you could just put a big red bow around your naked body...and say "Merry Christmas!"

[CutieFace]

personally I need a lil more then xmas boxers a hat
and a cheesy line

but hey that's just me

*smile*

Cutie

[ItalianMuscle]

lol that works for some girls lol..

[Juggernaut]

personally I need a lil more then xmas boxers a hat
and a cheesy line
but hey that's just me
*smile*
Cutie

How bout JUST the elf hat Cutie? I've got the elf hat. hahahaha

[CutieFace]

How bout JUST the elf hat Cutie? I've got the elf hat. hahahaha

LOL nice try Jugg

*smile*

Cutie

[Juggernaut]

I knew that wouldn't work! **** it! hahahahaha

[Tock]

When I wanna get laid, I act like a brick.
When I wanna get mis-laid, I get lost.
When I wanna get de-laid, I repeat the laying process, but in reverse.
When I wanna get koo-laid, I find me a frigid sweetie.