coffee story.....Fuc!@# idiots!!!!

[Beernutz]

Ill start by telling you all ive been cutting very strict for the past 3 weeks only cheating one meal a week usually on sat or sundays. So I wake up this morning at 4:30am do my cardio eat my pro/fat meal and its off to work, but not before i stop and get my morning coffe at the drive thru near my house. Every morning its the same order the ladies in the drive thru even memorize my order. Its a small black coffee with 1 sweetner, I get the same order as every morning. So today there was some new dumb dumb working the drive through and i order my sm coffee with sweetner and i pull up to the pick up window and the girl hands me a medium cup i pay and drive off thinking hahaha i just got a medium coffee for the price of small. I take a sip expecting it to taste like sh!$....what else would a black coffee taste like. When i enjoyed that first sip i quickly relized the stupid b!@# gave me the wrong order, the coffee was a triple cream and triple sugar. My first instinct was throw the fuc@#$% thing out the window odviously right! Wrong i just couldnt help it i needed that morning coffee to get me started and i couldnt turn back and snap on the drive thru lady cuz i had to get my butt to work. So there I was drinking that tripple tripple on my way to work feeling guiltyer and guiltyer with every sip. Just thought id share my ordeal with everyone, and was it that bad that i had that one coffee????

[HiFi]

um.. no.. but if u start having that tomorrow an the next day an the next day then we have a problem.

[Beernutz]

no i dont have to worry about having it agian its strickly black for me

[Elliot]

i would get a can of gas and a match.. but thats just me..

[Beernutz]

the thought did cross my mind

[daman1]

naw your straight, just get back in order

[damiongage]

just consider it your cheat for the week....

[rambo]

Your life is over.

[LeanMeOut]

Your life is over.

Yup I agree.... your focked

[eggplant]

nada to worry bro..just get back onto track the next meal/day!

[rjf190]

see here is an example where this whole lookin good and eating right has taken over to much. i mean cmon bro! u had one phuckin coffee IN THE MORNING and u feel like u have to com on here and feel that giulty? i mean cmon i dont even think its worth living if u are that crazy about it. unless of course u are doing a show

i mean no flame man, but cmon

[bad_man]

What do you mean that you 'mean no flame'? If you don't mean to flame him, then don't.

Several of us take our diets very seriously. Did he think that he's ruined? Of course not. But he needed to rant about it. I know I would have done the same thing.

[SwoleCat]

Precisely as bad_man stated. Sometimes it's good to "get it out".

I myself would have flipped a b*tch, drove the wrong way back through the drive through, and threw the coffee through the window while asking...........

"What the f*ck is this sh*t?"



~SC~

[Long&Strong]

Not me, I would have drank it all...but wait a minute, I am fat!!! maybe that explains why!!! huh? who would have thunk it? LOL KICK THE COFFEE B!TCHES A$$!!!!!!!!!!

[Bcrown1]

Precisely as bad_man stated. Sometimes it's good to "get it out".

I myself would have flipped a b*tch, drove the wrong way back through the drive through, and threw the coffee through the window while asking...........

"What the f*ck is this sh*t?"



~SC~

LMFAO!!!!

[SwoleCat]

Wow, that avatar is making me wanna visit redhotlatina.com!!!

MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Down boy!!!!! D*mn....................must be hormones!

~SC~

[Bcrown1]

Ya, it sure caught my eye, LOL.

[SwoleCat]

Caught more than an eye here my brutha,

~SC~

[Beernutz]

thanks for the support guys. And yes odviously i know im not ruined i just needed to get it off my chest. I do take dieting very serioulsy and something as small as that would make me feel guilty but to each his own.

[spywizard]

Hey fat boy........... did you get a Krispy Kream with that coffee/candy????

jk

[Beernutz]

fu@# i should have considering i made that my cheat of the week....

[rambo]

Precisely as bad_man stated. Sometimes it's good to "get it out".

I myself would have flipped a b*tch, drove the wrong way back through the drive through, and threw the coffee through the window while asking...........

"What the f*ck is this sh*t?"



~SC~

That's the Swole we know and love! **** me and you think too much alike.

[SwoleCat]

That's the Swole we know and love! **** me and you think too much alike.

I'm honored that we do!

~S C~

[Elliot]

I'm honored that we do!

~S C~

hes just trying to get in your pants.. i've seen his kind..

[rambo]

hes just trying to get in your pants.. i've seen his kind..

Elliot's mouth... meet rambo's nuts.

[LeanMeOut]

Elliot's mouth... meet rambo's nuts.

You'll have to wait until Elliot gets my nuts outa his mouth.


Mike

[rambo]

You'll have to wait until Elliot gets my nuts outa his mouth.


Mike

I don't have that kind of time.

[LeanMeOut]

I don't have that kind of time.

Yea I know.... from what I hear your nuts are highly saught after. I guess Elliot will have to wait his turn like everyone else.






Mike

[SwoleCat]

You guys are nuts!

~SC~

[LeanMeOut]

You guys are nuts!

~SC~

Literally


Mike