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  1. 11-02-2005, 08:30 PM #1
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    Best Michael Jackson joke

    Post your best Michael Jackson joke here.

    What do Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common?
    Little boys pants are half-off!
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  2. 11-02-2005, 08:32 PM #2
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    lets have a jack-off everyone post their best michael jackson jokes.
    How do you know when it is bedtime at neverland ranch?
    When the big hand touches the little hand.
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  3. 11-02-2005, 08:35 PM #3
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    Here's a good one.
    what's the difference between neil armstrong and michael jackson?
    neil armstrong, walked on the moon
    michael jackson has sex with little boys.
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  4. 11-02-2005, 08:38 PM #4
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    ummmmmmmmmmmm

    he is the joke..
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    ummmmmmmmmmmm

    he is the joke..
    Wow, he is looking good, no wonder why all the kiddies want him


    Nice Pic
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    Here is one to put you in the holiday mood:

    What do Michael Jackson and Santa Clause have in common?








    Thay both leave little boy's rooms with empty sacks!!! OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO GOOD...
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    What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson???

    Acne waits until a boy has reached puberty to come on his face.
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    Whats the difference between a plastic bag and Michael Jackson???

    One is plastic and dangerous to kids, the other one carries your groceries!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cb25
    What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson???

    Acne waits until a boy has reached puberty to come on his face.

    DAMN!!! We may have a winner!!!
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  10. 11-02-2005, 08:58 PM #10
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    A woman was suntanning at the Beach.. She looks up and sees M Jackson standing right over her.. She says.. "Micheal, can you move, your in my 'son' "
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  11. 11-02-2005, 10:17 PM #11
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    Ahhh another MJ thread!

    I think this one speaks for itself!



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  12. 11-03-2005, 12:04 AM #12
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    What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?


    They both have 40 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gaa9679572
    Here is one to put you in the holiday mood:

    What do Michael Jackson and Santa Clause have in common?








    Thay both leave little boy's rooms with empty sacks!!! OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO GOOD...

    bwaaaaahahahahaaah!!!
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  14. 11-03-2005, 12:49 AM #14
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    On a scale from 1-10 How old is Micheals new boyfriend?
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    Dont know if this was used,, but oh well..................What do michael jackson and caviar have in commom? ,, they both come on little white crackers........thats bad sorry hahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by CockedDiesel36
    Dont know if this was used,, but oh well..................What do michael jackson and caviar have in commom? ,, they both come on little white crackers........thats bad sorry hahahaha
    Yeah thats a good one.

    That episode of south park with the steroids is seriously the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. Especially when the retard starts hitting his gf.hahhahahahhahahahahahaahahahahahha.
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  17. 11-03-2005, 01:29 AM #17
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    has anyone seen the insult comic dog at the jackson trial, funniest thing I have ever seen. Period.
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  18. 11-03-2005, 02:02 AM #18
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    Michael Jackson Update!!!!! He just died!

    Michael Jackson JUST DIED! Im going to get more info!
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  19. 11-03-2005, 04:20 AM #19
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    How can you tell if Micheal Jackson is throwing a party ?


    You check for the prams on the driveway!!!!!!!!
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    What did the mom say to Michael Jackson at the beach???

    Get out of my sun!!!


    I WIN!!!
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  21. 11-03-2005, 12:49 PM #21
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    What does Michael Jackson like about twentyeight year olds?

    There's twenty of them.
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  22. 11-03-2005, 01:04 PM #22
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    Ok, not a michael Jackson joke, but in the same boat....
    PS- Its a bad one..


    How do you make a 8 year old girl cry twice???






    Wipe your bloody d*ck on her teddy bear
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  23. 11-03-2005, 01:25 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by CockedDiesel36
    Dont know if this was used,, but oh well..................What do michael jackson and caviar have in commom? ,, they both come on little white crackers........thats bad sorry hahahaha
    That is the one I was going to post
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    Quote Originally Posted by solid-d
    Ok, not a michael Jackson joke, but in the same boat....
    PS- Its a bad one..
    How do you make a 8 year old girl cry twice???
    Wipe your bloody d*ck on her teddy bear

    I actually found a an MJ version on that one:


    Q: How did Michael Jackson make an 8 year old boy cry twice?
    A: He wiped the shit off his dick on his teddy bear!!!

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    this was hilarious.


    http://www.rainbowanimations.com/ani...=jackinterview
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    http://www.whoomp.com/articles/108/1...-Jackson-Trial
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    Quote Originally Posted by pump_hungry
    Here's a good one.
    what's the difference between neil armstrong and michael jackson?
    neil armstrong, walked on the moon
    michael jackson has sex with little boys.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SnaX
    Michael Jackson JUST DIED! Im going to get more info!
    The cause was food poisoning.
    He had too many 5 year old weeners.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SnaX
    The cause was food poisoning.
    He had too many 5 year old weeners.

    LMAO............witty
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    Why does Michael Jackson like 29 year olds??


    Cause there is Twenty of them
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    What do MJ and Peter Pan have in common?

    They both live in Neverland and scare young children with tales of Dr. Hook
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    hahahahahahaha....yeah, it's lame....
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    Dr. Hook = penis
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