Why do truck drivers hold themselves as the "Almighty Best Drivers in the World?" I have never met a truck driver who didn't think they were the best driver ever. What irks me though, is that there is constantly problems being caused by truckers on my way to work. They are constantly swerving all over the road, can't hold their speed, and drive SO slow in the left (passing) lane.
I don't understand why they can not stay in the normal right lane.
So anyways. I'm driving back from the gym, and all the sudden I hear "gurgle gurle pop gurgle" coming from my stomach. I emediately begin to panic because I realise that the protien shake is wanting to come out, and come out FAST.
I'm less than five minutes away from home, so I decieded to just try and hold it untill I get home. So I speed up, slightly above the listed speed. I know it's not legal, but I'm going to need new seats if I don't get home fast. At this point, it's a medical emergency. So I'm driving home, and this stupid truck driver is ahead of me. His semi is driving 30 miles under the speed limit. I'm now pissed off, because I hate not pooped my pants since I was in diapers, and I don't intend to do it today. So I quickly merge inbetween the cars in the right lane, and cut the semi off to get infront of him. He then guns it and tries to catch up to me. So he pulls up beside me, and shouts at me. "Hey you cut me off and almost caused an accident! Are you retarded?" I did not respond to his stupid comment, I was preocupied with squeezing my glutes together.
I then realise that my turn is next, and I need to get into the lane on the right. I put on my signal, and shoulder check. Everything is clear behind this stupid semi guy. SO I slow down, and try to get behind him. He then slams on his breaks making it so I can't get behind him. I'm now pissed off. So I speed up, and cut him off again, and in a fury of smoking tires I crank through the turn. But because my little car is a front wheel drive econo box it understeers and skipps across onto someones driveway, and then down on to the street. No damage was done, except for some new tire tread marks on the drive way.
Now comes the good part. I made it home, with out pooping my pants! WOOHOO! I was so relieved. It was definately a photo finish.
I'm now at work, and still feeling pretty sick. I think it may not have been the protien, and maybe be a flu.
Oh well, atleast my pants are clean.
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