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  1. 11-08-2006, 05:01 PM #1
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    How Not To Pose!

    SHOCKING POSING ROUTINE ELITE CLASSIC 2006!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn0XrJFQNcY

    He was disqualified because he did the moon pose. He should have been disqualified for lack of taste!

    "The moon pose has been banned by the NPC and the IFBB and will not be allowed at either phase of the competition. If it is done it will result in immediate disqualification from that competition."

    Moon pose = bending over showing your ass to the audience.
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    ashahhahahaahha great one
    which part exactly is the moon pose
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    His missing a pole to slide up and down on.
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  4. 11-08-2006, 05:07 PM #4
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    jeez carlos u got moves...


    hahahahah jp man...the chicks were diggin it for sure. he wasnt even conditioned very well....go back to chip'n dales lol
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    That was hilarious, thanks for the good laugh Carlos, I needed it.
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  6. 11-08-2006, 05:08 PM #6
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    He should feel ashamed doing that shit.
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  7. 11-08-2006, 05:09 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foskamink
    ashahhahahaahha great one
    which part exactly is the moon pose
    "The moon pose has been banned by the NPC and the IFBB and will not be allowed at either phase of the competition. If it is done it will result in immediate disqualification from that competition."

    Moon pose = bending over showing your ass to the audience.
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  8. 11-08-2006, 05:09 PM #8
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    hey carlos i have no idea bout shows but is there an audience for prejudging..?
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  9. 11-08-2006, 05:12 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haro3
    hey carlos i have no idea bout shows but is there an audience for prejudging..?
    Yes, there is an audience. Prejudging is cheaper and open seating but takes longer because you see all of the athletes. Night show is expensive and reserved seating and *usually* only the top 5 perform their posing routine.
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  10. 11-08-2006, 05:14 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Yes, there is an audience. Prejudging is cheaper and open seating but takes longer because you see all of the athletes. Night show is expensive and reserved seating and *usually* only the top 5 perform their posing routine.
    prejudging is where the winner is decide is it not...? and then the night show is strictly show..or am i way off base?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haro3
    prejudging is where the winner is decide is it not...? and then the night show is strictly show..or am i way off base?

    Yep, usually they have the placings figured out by the prejudging, however I have seen some occasions where the judges had changed their minds at the night show when its two guys who are really close
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    Striper turn BB


    still funny though
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    Who used to do the moon pose...Yates?

    I heard if its done correctly the hamstrings show.....If not, your boys pop out.
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  14. 11-08-2006, 08:10 PM #14
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    wtf is this guy a male stripper or a bb'er..or both
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    What a joke.. So are his legs
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    WTF was that?!?
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  17. 11-09-2006, 12:33 AM #17
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    That's the worst posing routine i've every seen in my life.

    I felt all nasty just watching it.

    I expected him to rip his undies off at any moment... much like the video Bino sent me of himself

    *pukes*

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  18. 11-09-2006, 01:54 AM #18
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    It didn't even show what he had properly. He sacrificed showing himself properly in order to writhe around. He even licked his finger on the way out and caressed himself. That sort of thing has a time and a place (preferably in his own bedroom with the curtains drawn) but why mess up your own show. retarded!
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  19. 11-09-2006, 06:26 AM #19
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    I think all of the dancing is to hide his watery bloated physique.
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    i guess he is an exoitc dancer - i know it was still funny but that is how they shake their booties!
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    Thats what I look like 6 weeks out, lol. He needs to start his det 6 weeks earlier.
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    his physique wasnt there and i wanted to throw up watching that...it was ok to start for a few seconds, but god dam bending over and kept goin with it made me feel gross...
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    haha someones a stripper
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    That was embarassing.
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  25. 11-09-2006, 09:31 AM #25
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    I love how he didnt even hit the compulsory poses haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    I love how he didnt even hit the compulsory poses haha
    Depends on how you look at it.

    If he was supposed to be a pole dancer ..he hit every single compulsory
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    I love how he didnt even hit the compulsory poses haha
    Actually he did:
    1 most muscular
    1 ab and thigh pose
    1 back double bicep
    1 front lat.
    A lot of dick grabbing
    Lots of gyrating
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    Musta not been playing close enough attention to the 3/4 naked dude dancing like a stripper haha
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    man I'll have to get my dick grabbing sorted before April, I'm off to practice immediately.
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    I'm honestly surprised/(glad) none of his junk feel out during that
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    i thought his condition was waaayyyyy off, his posing was creepyt (altho good dancing skills), and he rushed each compulsory! i did, however, enjoy his posing music
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    No fvckin way,that was funny as shit
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    wow... i can't believe someone really did that!
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    What a meathead!
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    His condition was shit .... but for entertainment value it was great .... made me laugh. It was pretty awful though!
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    LMAO, that was geat. What was he thinking when he put that together. And how come he has nobody to tell him not to do that routine. Where are his friends?
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    lmfao I recomend everybody watch that drunk!
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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    What a joke.. So are his legs
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    the audience sure loved it
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    he has more moves than some female strippers ive seen!

    i was laughing the whole time

    what kind of self respecting guy does a moon pose (as it is called)?

    straight or gay.. when you are posing for a BB competition that is...
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