What happend if use steroids and you sit on your ass?

[Butcer]

Are there any steroids out there that would make a person who is lazy and does not work gain muscle?

And if you quit steroids dues it turn into fat?

[sPHERE]

1. No.
2. No.

[Big]

nice first post.

[DSM4Life]

[Stang786]

Actually, steroids make you hungry and you eat more. Fat and muscle are two separate things. One does not turn into another. Steroids are not a magical potion, you still have to exercise hard.

[N*E*R*D]

You lazy motherf***er.

[gymfreak1978]

try using kickupthearseADROL

[Edgar]

you might grow some nice tits nothing wrong with that!!!

[G4R]

Are there any steroids out there that would make a person who is lazy and does not work gain muscle?

And if you quit steroids dues it turn into fat?

Later, we will tell you how to loose tons of weight by only eating Pizza and Ice Cream.....

[Flagg]

I think the opening poster should have put:

"Can I sit on my arse all day like all the other lazy slobs, juice up and look like John Cena?"

[Freakish]

I think the opening poster should have put:

"Can I sit on my arse all day like all the other lazy slobs, juice up and look like John Cena?"

I thought thats how everyone gets that big????!!!!

[Flex-Appeal]

gotta love those questions...quite genuine

[one8nine]

yeah Methandriol will get you great gains without working out get a lot of it, and no need for pct

[Flex-Appeal]

i really dont think this guy needs to be on anything except a good diet

[one8nine]

i really dont think this guy needs to be on anything except a good diet

no no this is perfect for him
look it up

[Dukkit]

hmmm, am i really reading this thread? or did i forget to take my medication today?

[jstraw428]

I dont know what all yall are talking about, but i sit on my ass all day and eat handfuls of roids from buysteroid.com.......I have gained like 150lbs of solid muscle in the last month..........by the way, im not gonna run a PCT.......

[Reed]

I can't believe that question was asked. That one has to go in the record books.

[legobricks]

Wow, this is "hall of shame" material.

[scribbs12]

i sprinkle steroids on my frosted flakes.. works everytime

[RotorHead]

lol... thats awesome!

[Reed]

Well, now that question can be answered yes with that new pill that was found to trick the body into thinking its working out. But I don't think its the same as AAS though

["Maximus"]

i sprinkle steroids on my frosted flakes.. works everytime

DAmn... that's a very great idea of how to get my daily roid intake bro!

[facile]

i sprinkle steroids on my frosted flakes.. works everytime

When you inject your frosted flakes how much milk? and a large gauge needle 18 or so?







please do not try to inject frosted flakes

[UrRoyalHighness]

This is some funny ish fellas

[Crest]

Are there any steroids out there that would make a person who is lazy and does not work gain muscle?

And if you quit steroids dues it turn into fat?

you will gain some weight, otherwise steroids wouldn't be prescribed to people with wasting diseases etc. although its prob mostly water and it wouldn't be the sort of weight you would call 'weight' in body building circles im afraid my old pedigree...

[Skully44420]

LOL if it was that easy don't you think there would be more people doing it?

[mkrulic]

actually there is a study that shows males that did x amount of test and did not work out showed increase in strength. reference "the testosterone advantage"

[Nitro29]

He wants that stuff you guys were talking about a week or so ago. I forget what it was called but its supposed to make steroids obsolete in like 5-10 yrs according to some. Somebody said it would create big mofo's that didn't need to work out.

Somebody help me out here, what was that stuff?

[one8nine]

He wants that stuff you guys were talking about a week or so ago. I forget what it was called but its supposed to make steroids obsolete in like 5-10 yrs according to some. Somebody said it would create big mofo's that didn't need to work out.

Somebody help me out here, what was that stuff?

yeah Methandriol will get you great gains without working out get a lot of it, and no need for pct

[Nitro29]

yeah Methandriol will get you great gains without working out get a lot of it, and no need for pct

No I dont think that was it. This was something totally new from what I recall and may only be in prototype stage at this point. Not even AAS, but something far more advanced. Some kind of "blocker" or something?

Dammit, now I might have to do a search

[one8nine]

No I dont think that was it. This was something totally new from what I recall and may only be in prototype stage at this point. Not even AAS, but something far more advanced. Some kind of "blocker" or something?

Dammit, now I might have to do a search

selective androgen receptor modulator
except its all therory right now it doesnt exist yet

[TranscriptionFactor]

2 references for the stuff

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GW501516
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/01/sc...=1&oref=slogin

The 2nd is an article about the drug (1st ref) which in mice preferentially causes burning of fat rather than glucose and also increases endurance - basically activates pathways that are activated by adaptation to exercise.

As far as getting big, food and hard training are definitely still necessary. One should only consider steroids when one has busted their ass and ate like crazy for a long time and then haven't progressed.

[Nitro29]

selective androgen receptor modulator
except its all therory right now it doesnt exist yet

There ya go. Some seemed to think it may be a little more than theory from what I recall. Sounds badasss any way you slice it, and sounds like its right up the OP's alley

[fattymcbutterpants]

I watched some show on Discovery Channel and they were talking about something i think it was IGF1 or something like that and they gave it to a mouse and it weighed more than double what the normal mice weighed and it was like freakishly strong. It was a show talking about super heros and the closest things we have to making us like them and they were talking about the Hulk and how this stuff would make you freakishly huge like him

[fattymcbutterpants]

It was called "Kapow! Superhero Sciences" lol but they were being serious about all this stuff they were talking about like messing with our genes and chromosomes and stuff. They said as of right now if they wanted to they could manipulate the genes in a person so they could grow to be in the 10-12ft area but they said who in their right mind would let them experiment on their kid so they cant really do it to us

[cfiler]

No I dont think that was it. This was something totally new from what I recall and may only be in prototype stage at this point. Not even AAS, but something far more advanced. Some kind of "blocker" or something?

Dammit, now I might have to do a search

Myostatin blockers.

Can't wait to see how this will effect body building competions. Maybe 10 years from now we'll be looking at the future Mr.O (who will be 800lbs 2% BF) and we'll think he looks bloated or fat?

[Mcpeek2008]

ah man if i was you i would run some deca durabolin, dianabol, and some test injections...and no need for pct or liver protectant..as they are absolutely safe and can be used for years at a time.....

COMON man wtf..a magic steriod which u sit on your ass all day...gain muscle and play computer? lol no man not even close...

need to exercise hard roughly 3-5 times a week(debated) and eat lots of protein..im currently eating 350-500 grams of protein a day..and i havent even started my gear cycle yet...use your head brah :P

[passthetest]

so much for no flaming the fat shit

[Gaspari1255]

I dont know what all yall are talking about, but i sit on my ass all day and eat handfuls of roids from buysteroid.com.......I have gained like 150lbs of solid muscle in the last month..........by the way, im not gonna run a PCT.......

Damn...I thought I was the only one..LOL