If you had to design the Perfect Woman for you...........

**Times Roman** · 03-20-2011, 12:26 PM

What qualities and characteristics would she be endowed with?

Here are my top three:

Loves to ride Motorcycles
Easy to Look at
Low Maintenance
Moderately Romantic and healthy appetite for intimacy

so that's four... so sue me!

what would you come up with?

**DSM4Life** · 03-20-2011, 12:27 PM

Unable to speak.

**Bojangles69** · 03-20-2011, 12:51 PM

Thank you DSM for bringing some gay sense into this thread.

My "perfect woman" would have crazy blue hair with green highlights. Bright pink lipstick, leather stockings and a leather g string with 2 pierced nipples, tight perky fake breasts, a thin 14" waist and a massive bubble but.

She would also be a sex addict and change her appearance everyday so I never realized I was fvckn the same woman all the time. That would be my
"perfect woman".

**lovbyts** · 03-21-2011, 12:40 AM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

Thank you DSM for bringing some gay sense into this thread.

My "perfect woman" would have crazy blue hair with green highlights. Bright pink lipstick, leather stockings and a leather g string with 2 pierced nipples, tight perky fake breasts, a thin 14" waist and a massive bubble but.

She would also be a sex addict and change her appearance everyday so I never realized I was fvckn the same woman all the time. That would be my
"perfect woman".

Is this what you are looking for Bojangles?

I think DSM was on the right track.

**Knockout_Power** · 03-20-2011, 01:23 PM

I'll get back to this thread when I come up with great ideas

**Knockout_Power** · 03-20-2011, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

What qualities and characteristics would she be endowed with?

Here are my top three:

Loves to be riden
Easy to Look at
Low Maintenance
Moderately tight and healthy appetite for penis

slightly modified your post Roman

**LatissimusaurousRex** · 03-20-2011, 01:29 PM

**Knockout_Power** · 03-20-2011, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by LatissimusaurousRex

she looks really intelligent, I bet she's hiding something special

**LatissimusaurousRex** · 03-20-2011, 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

she looks really intelligent, I bet she's hiding something special

Clearly that's why I chose the photo, I love women with huge intelligence.

**songdog** · 03-20-2011, 05:44 PM

She must know wat the word NO means.Hates to shop.And wat a bed is used for.Dam I am glad my wife aint a member here

Shes got the last one ok.But the other 2.Well I give up!

**Kawigirl** · 03-20-2011, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by songdog

She must know wat the word NO means.Hates to shop.And wat a bed is used for.Dam I am glad my wife aint a member here

Shes got the last one ok.But the other 2.Well I give up!

I hate shopping....unless its for groceries. I don't know what it is and even though I get the same staples all the time...I could spend so much time cruising the aisles. And I love snooping at what other people are buying....

I hate shopping for clothes....if I could...I'd just stay naked.
Oh...but I do love looking at motorcycles!!! and yes Times Roman....any kind!

**X83** · 03-20-2011, 06:16 PM

Perfect women are very much looked up to.

**Eddie_m63** · 03-20-2011, 09:10 PM

There's no such thing as the perfect woman. So just stick to what you have.

**auslifta** · 03-20-2011, 10:12 PM

Physically, already exists

Personality, hard to explain. Good traits would be-loyal, wild in bed, happy, confident and enjoys same things as me.

**Knockout_Power** · 03-20-2011, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by auslifta

that is a ridiculously perfect rack... they shouldnt exist in nature.

**Hazard** · 03-21-2011, 06:49 AM

Originally Posted by auslifta

Physically, already exists

Personality, hard to explain. Good traits would be-loyal, wild in bed, happy, confident and enjoys same things as me.

You sir..... are a fvcking genious! I was already thinking of her before I saw your post ahahaha - she's stunning.

Trait wise..... She wouldn't give me shit about dieting, training, or aas use. She'd pretty much wanna fvck whenever I do..... but not wanna bang every 2 hours. That's just not healthy.....

~Haz~

**songdog** · 03-21-2011, 08:02 AM

Sorry guys I had her when she was good

**stack_it** · 03-20-2011, 10:20 PM

My list is huge lol

Brunette with light highlights
Perky handful size breasts
Nice round butt
Flat stomach with a pierced belly button
Nice teeth
Knows how to dress
Understands the importance of gym time
Understands the importance of alone time
Understands the importance of random oral sex
Likes anal
Into bringing other hot women into bed on special occasions
Supports the use of aas
Not a partier but knows how to have a good time
Able to cook... Especially itialian foods
Able to clean and enjoy it
Loves to travel
Has a big family that are enjoyable to be around
Knows how to drive well
Since this is a perfect girl she would have just won the mega millions lotto worth $244 million
Most importantly she must have beautiful eyes. Ones that i can stare into for long periods of time. Nothings sexier than a nice set of eyes.

Even with that I'm sure if still find something that urked me about her lol.

**lovbyts** · 03-21-2011, 01:06 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

My list is huge lol

Brunette with light highlights
Perky handful size breasts
Nice round butt
Flat stomach with a pierced belly button
Nice teeth
Knows how to dress
Understands the importance of gym time
Understands the importance of alone time
Understands the importance of random oral sex
Likes anal
Into bringing other hot women into bed on special occasions
Supports the use of aas
Not a partier but knows how to have a good time
Able to cook... Especially itialian foods
Able to clean and enjoy it
Loves to travel
Has a big family that are enjoyable to be around
Knows how to drive well
Since this is a perfect girl she would have just won the mega millions lotto worth $244 million
Most importantly she must have beautiful eyes. Ones that i can stare into for long periods of time. Nothings sexier than a nice set of eyes.

Even with that I'm sure if still find something that urked me about her lol.

And she has to have an identical twin sister for me that just turned 21 (so we can go drink) but looks significantly younger.

Might want to add she enjoys wearing different outfits depending on mood and nude is always an option.
Must not take 1hr+ to get ready to go to the store.
Must not take 2hr+ to get ready to go out on a date
Does not need/want to put on makeup to go to the beach or other outdoor activities.
Must like to be spontaneous and adventuresome sex. Car, moving vehicles and outdoor sex is OK/Fun. Semi voyeur/risky.

**calgarian** · 03-21-2011, 01:12 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

My list is huge lol

Brunette with light highlights
Perky handful size breasts
Nice round butt
Flat stomach with a pierced belly button
Nice teeth
Knows how to dress
Understands the importance of gym time
Understands the importance of alone time
Understands the importance of random oral sex
Likes anal
Into bringing other hot women into bed on special occasions
Supports the use of aas
Not a partier but knows how to have a good time
Able to cook... Especially itialian foods
Able to clean and enjoy it
Loves to travel
Has a big family that are enjoyable to be around
Knows how to drive well
Since this is a perfect girl she would have just won the mega millions lotto worth $244 million
Most importantly she must have beautiful eyes. Ones that i can stare into for long periods of time. Nothings sexier than a nice set of eyes.

Even with that I'm sure if still find something that urked me about her lol.

And I take it that all of these qualities are present in SB???

**Hoggage_54** · 03-20-2011, 10:30 PM

The perfect woman for Cal... The world's fattest woman

**l2elapse** · 03-20-2011, 10:31 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

The perfect woman for Cal... The world's fattest woman

**grumpee** · 03-21-2011, 12:45 AM

Perfect chick is easy. lots of money in the bank, likes to cook and a dirty whore in bed. What else is there ?

**calgarian** · 03-21-2011, 01:08 AM

how judgmental and insure you guys look when you write all this stuff? seriously.... only a guy with low self esteem will judge people like this. how would you feel if someone tell it to your face that you are ugly? Hate to break it to you guys but "perfect" only exsists in fantasies we all all human and ALL of us has their flaws.

**lovbyts** · 03-21-2011, 01:14 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

how judgmental and insure you guys look when you write all this stuff? seriously.... only a guy with low self esteem will judge people like this. how would you feel if someone tell it to your face that you are ugly? Hate to break it to you guys but "perfect" only exsists in fantasies we all all human and ALL of us has their flaws.

It's the Lounge Forum, that's what it's for. It's all in good fun and ugly to one person is beautiful to another. Luckily we dont all have the same taste and women do the same thing if they admit it or not, they just have different ideas of what perfect is.

Are you OK today? Maybe you need a drink, some chocolate or Valium? Seriously though, don't take it to seriously. If no one cared about anything or had any desires we would all be pretty boring.

**calgarian** · 03-21-2011, 01:16 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

It's the Forum, that's what it's for. It's all in good fun and ugly to one person is beautiful to another. Luckily we dont all have the same taste and women do the same thing if they admit it or not, they just have different ideas of what perfect is.

Are you OK today? Maybe you need a drink, some chocolate or Valium? Seriously though, don't take it to seriously. If no one cared about anything or had any desires we would all be pretty boring.

actually i would love to pop a valium cant sleep(****ing tren M). but sometimes all these perfect man / perfect woman crap pisses me off....oh well i get over it.....

**Times Roman** · 03-21-2011, 05:35 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

how judgmental and insure you guys look when you write all this stuff? seriously.... only a guy with low self esteem will judge people like this. how would you feel if someone tell it to your face that you are ugly? Hate to break it to you guys but "perfect" only exsists in fantasies we all all human and ALL of us has their flaws.

STOP THE PRESS! Cal actually confesses to having real human emotion and implies that a woman is more than a vagina with legs

I don't think we are in Kansas anymore Toto!

**calgarian** · 03-21-2011, 08:36 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

STOP THE PRESS! Cal actually confesses to having real human emotion and implies that a woman is more than a vagina with legs

I don't think we are in Kansas anymore Toto!

where u r , u should be lucky to see vagina even in the picture, and when it comes to saying woman is more then vagina...i like to fvck everyone equally

**Times Roman** · 03-21-2011, 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

where u r , u should be lucky to see vagina even in the picture, and when it comes to saying woman is more then vagina...i like to fvck everyone equally

i am unable to argue any of these points sir

**LatissimusaurousRex** · 03-21-2011, 05:59 AM

Allow me to reiterate...

**Kawigirl** · 03-21-2011, 09:32 AM

**Times Roman** · 03-21-2011, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

I think I liked your big hair avi better, although I admit that this avi has a smokin body

**LGM** · 03-21-2011, 09:34 AM

skank in bed, beauty without makeup, comfortable in her own skin, and intelligent.

**Kawigirl** · 03-21-2011, 10:23 AM

There...no big hair...nor smokin body...just moi off season

**Times Roman** · 03-21-2011, 10:34 AM

you seem to have a different tasty look with each new avi =)

**Kawigirl** · 03-21-2011, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

you seem to have a different tasty look with each new avi =)

I love changing my looks...keeps men guessing

**Times Roman** · 03-21-2011, 10:38 AM

it works... cuz I'm guessing....!

**calgarian** · 03-21-2011, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

it works... cuz I'm guessing....!

the amount of flirting (with 100% no results) that goes on it just mind boggling........

**paulzane** · 03-21-2011, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

the amount of flirting (with 100% no results) that goes on it just mind boggling........

Ho ho ho

**Hazard** · 03-21-2011, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

the amount of flirting (with 100% no results) that goes on it just mind boggling........

Guess that depends on who's flirting

~Haz~

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