Anal sex? Do you like it? ( Not gay )

**GymHero** · 10-26-2010, 04:40 AM

Soooo bros I have this situation. My girl is a little afraid to open her back door for me :/. I have never done anal and just want to experience it since its on my bucket list lol. Do you guys enjoy it? How can I convince her to let me get it in ha! Thanks bros

**DSM4Life** · 10-26-2010, 05:38 AM

Start out small. Use your finger for like 15mins before you try and push your c0ck in. Its all about going SLOWWWWWWW. Too much too fast and you are going to scare her off. Tell her after she lets you do this now you'll let her slip a finger in you

**Ernst** · 10-26-2010, 05:47 AM

Astroglide. As one member said, "you could fit a Cadillac in a doghouse with that stuff."

**MaNiCC** · 10-26-2010, 05:51 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Astroglide. As one member said, "you could fit a Cadillac in a doghouse with that stuff."

**DSM4Life** · 10-26-2010, 05:53 AM

KY, cleans off easily.

**lovbyts** · 10-26-2010, 05:59 AM

Good good for a change now and again. I have been lucky and broke a few in. They have all liked it OK eventually also for a change.
Agreed, take it SLOW. One of my last GF's we where on vacation together and kept see/watching pron movies where people where doing anal and one night she decided she wanted to try it. Long story short we where both drunk, no lube except from already fvckn and I went for it. Got about 1in in and it was enough for her to say STOP!!!! LOL

I might get to try another 1st timer today. She has been asking what I want for my Birthday for a few weeks and I keep bringing that up, jokingly of course... She knows I want some and she MIGHT be willing to give it a go.... Ill know for sure in a few hours. If not, then ill let the Ambien do it's job in a week or two. lol

**stevey_6t9** · 10-26-2010, 07:12 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Start out small. Use your finger for like 15mins before you try and push your c0ck in. Its all about going SLOWWWWWWW. Too much too fast and you are going to scare her off. Tell her after she lets you do this now you'll let her slip a finger in you

are you kidding... you gota come at it like a predator not a prey and slam that shit, no lube, no mercy, no regrets.

**DSM4Life** · 10-26-2010, 07:55 AM

Originally Posted by stevey_6t9

are you kidding... you gota come at it like a predator not a prey and slam that shit, no lube, no mercy, no regrets.

Hit it doggie, grab her by the neck and slam it in. No/stop means yes.

Hot, reminds me of my first time.

**calgarian** · 10-26-2010, 08:01 AM

do I need to even chime in on this???

**Matt** · 10-26-2010, 08:29 AM

^^ Dont you have a whole thread on this subject somewhere??

**calgarian** · 10-26-2010, 08:45 AM

Originally Posted by 007

^^ Dont you have a whole thread on this subject somewhere??

Yep I think I started it when I joined kids these days dont use "search" button..

**baseline_9** · 10-26-2010, 08:49 AM

Ive only been allowed it twice, both when she is drunk

I think when u can only have it ocassionally makes it better

Only bad thing is, I cum really quick when i fuk her in the ass

**calgarian** · 10-26-2010, 08:50 AM

4 actually 007

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...highlight=ANAL

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...highlight=ANAL

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...highlight=ANAL

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...highlight=ANAL

**HitIt** · 10-26-2010, 09:09 AM

**ReX357** · 10-26-2010, 09:11 AM

It's my favorite. I don't know what it is about f*cking a chick in the ass that turns me on so much, but I can tell you I've been watching anal porn for over 10 years now lol.

Just make sure you take it slow with the girl. Make her cum a couple times first. Make sure all throughout the vag part you have a finger in her butt. Then when comes the time: Lube, lube and more lube. That's the secret to it. Also she has to be relaxed. If she tenses up it's gonna hurt her. Just let her know that.

**DSM4Life** · 10-26-2010, 09:16 AM

Just remember that if she fingers you, as long as she doesn't go to the knuckle it's not gay.

**marcus300** · 10-26-2010, 09:40 AM

hahahah^^^^^lmfao

**Swifto** · 10-26-2010, 10:42 AM

Ahahhaah...

I dont like it really.

I've got to be smashed to bits drunk to do it (sound like a bird).

Other than that I dont reckon it.

**GymHero** · 10-26-2010, 11:24 AM

I love my broskis haha! We shall see

**yannick35** · 10-26-2010, 11:30 AM

Lol that is a funny tread, yeah i had some GF that wanted to, sadly they where the fat ones always ready to be more opened. My current GF does not want me near that place even with a finger, sad because it feel so good and tight.

But apparently it hurts some women a lot.

**baseline_9** · 10-26-2010, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by Swifto

Ahahhaah...

I dont like it really.

I've got to be smashed to bits drunk to do it (sound like a bird).

Other than that I dont reckon it.

What team are u playing for Swifto

**DSM4Life** · 10-26-2010, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by Swifto

Ahahhaah...

I dont like it really.

I've got to be smashed to bits drunk to do it (sound like

Other than that I dont reckon it.

Does bird mean girl ?

**NVR2BIG1** · 10-26-2010, 12:06 PM

Here is the thing with anal, its the idea of it that gets you off more than the way it feels. Its something most chicks wont do, yet its in porn movies so we always want to try it. When you actually get to try it, its really not as cool as you think it would be. The best way for a first timer is have her on her side and spoon her. Here is the key, BOTH OF YOU have to be lubed. Not just your dick, you need have her(or you) go in her ass with lube on your finger, then you need to really get it on your dick, when you think its a lot, use more!! Go in really slow, and the first 8-10 swipes you only going in a little bit , then a little more, and more, you probably wont get your whole dick in, 3/4 if your lucky. Now the time issue, ok it takes about 2-3 minutes for her to relax her ass and be cool with the idea your in her ass, if you can just make the 2 minute mark your golden!! EVen if you have to stop ****ing and just leave your dick in there and play with her tits or something, by all means hit the 2 minute mark and you'll be cool. Many chicks would be surprised that they can cum by getting it in the ass, and they come much, much harder. I'll do it here and there when I can, not as big a deal anymore though. if you dont have lube, forget it dont even try. And not KY that shit sux, go to a real porn shop and get astroglide or "WET"

**GymHero** · 10-26-2010, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by NVR2BIG1

Here is the thing with anal, its the idea of it that gets you off more than the way it feels. Its something most chicks wont do, yet its in porn movies so we always want to try it. When you actually get to try it, its really not as cool as you think it would be. The best way for a first timer is have her on her side and spoon her. Here is the key, BOTH OF YOU have to be lubed. Not just your dick, you need have her(or you) go in her ass with lube on your finger, then you need to really get it on your dick, when you think its a lot, use more!! Go in really slow, and the first 8-10 swipes you only going in a little bit , then a little more, and more, you probably wont get your whole dick in, 3/4 if your lucky. Now the time issue, ok it takes about 2-3 minutes for her to relax her ass and be cool with the idea your in her ass, if you can just make the 2 minute mark your golden!! EVen if you have to stop ****ing and just leave your dick in there and play with her tits or something, by all means hit the 2 minute mark and you'll be cool. Many chicks would be surprised that they can cum by getting it in the ass, and they come much, much harder. I'll do it here and there when I can, not as big a deal anymore though. if you dont have lube, forget it dont even try. And not KY that shit sux, go to a real porn shop and get astroglide or "WET"

LMAO!! This is fantastic advice. Kirsten I know you are reading this, baby please im begging you hahaha!! 1 time

**DSM4Life** · 10-26-2010, 12:13 PM

You can also give her ballon knot a little lick.

**ReX357** · 10-26-2010, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

You can also give her ballon knot a little lick.

Yes. I approve.

**Swifto** · 10-26-2010, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by baseline_9

What team are u playing for Swifto

Hahahah... Thought that would generate a comment like that.

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Does bird mean girl ?

Yes.

**Times Roman** · 10-26-2010, 02:04 PM

I've tried it several times with several women. To me, it is more of a curiosity, and like OP said, I can scratch that one off my bucket list.

I also had a Korean GF that would ask me to do that to her, since pregnancy was a concern and BC was expensive over there at the time.... she didn't believe that BC was the responsibility of a man, so I didn't have to worry about wearing a rain coat.

Bottome line, it is low on my list of fav things to do in bed.

**bjpennnn** · 10-26-2010, 02:22 PM

anal is over rated man, a tight poone is so much better.

**calgarian** · 10-26-2010, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by bjpennnn

anal is over rated man, a tight poone is so much better.

if the poon is not tight then Anal is best...cause lets face it if she is tight in poon at 35.....there is something wrong with that picture.

**stack_it** · 10-26-2010, 02:59 PM

Anal is great but I agree it's more about the chase than it is the kill. Getting a girl to do it makes you feel accomplished lol.

BG · 10-26-2010, 03:53 PM

Get "her first vibrator", makes it much more enjoyable for her. Pull her to the edge of the bed on her back with you standing, its the easiest way to start.

**Knockout_Power** · 10-26-2010, 03:57 PM

Thats the out hole... no brown belt here... I'll stay a novice

**Knockout_Power** · 10-26-2010, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by BG

Get "her first vibrator", makes it much more enjoyable for her. Pull her to the edge of the bed on her back with you standing, its the easiest way to start.

http://www.dinahproject.com/upload/M...ayful-pink.JPG

**ReX357** · 10-26-2010, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

Thats the out hole... no brown belt here... I'll stay a novice

The brown badge of honour is an accomplishment all men should go through in their life time.

**Knockout_Power** · 10-26-2010, 04:05 PM

Sorry, no speeding on the hershey highway

**calgarian** · 10-26-2010, 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

Thats the out hole... no brown belt here... I'll stay a novice

i am just happy that you got a real pvssy to fvck...shut up and stay out of real Men thread.

**ReX357** · 10-26-2010, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

i am just happy that you got a real pvssy to fvck...shut up and stay out of real Men thread.

Hahaha!

What is it with everyone making me laugh out loud today on this forum?!

**SomeRandomGuy** · 10-26-2010, 07:02 PM

Omg anal is way better than vaginal. Orgasms +200%. Longer and better. I mean going right between some ass cheeks into a warm smelly anus, who wouldn't love that? It's hawt. The rectum quivering and tightening against your shaft. It's awesome. Awesome. Those who don't like it are 'doing it wrong'. In fact if you start seeing a girl, make sure she likes anal before you even get started.

**Hazard** · 10-26-2010, 07:17 PM

Originally Posted by SomeRandomGuy

Omg anal is way better than vaginal. Orgasms +200%. Longer and better. I mean going right between some ass cheeks into a warm smelly anus, who wouldn't love that? It's hawt. The rectum quivering and tightening against your shaft. It's awesome. Awesome. Those who don't like it are 'doing it wrong'. In fact if you start seeing a girl, make sure she likes anal before you even get started.

^^^^ This is hands down the best post i've ever read on AR..... A+ to you sir!

~Haz~

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