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  1. 05-30-2004, 07:41 PM #1
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    Funny AR Quotes

    Every once in awhile I hear some funny ass sh!t from people here that seriously gets me laughing out loud... there was an old thread about movie one liners - how about AR one liners?


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    Quote Originally Posted by CanadianSteel
    your reply is stupid I hope you die
    Quote Originally Posted by partyboynyc
    my advice to everyone who asks me about dating strippers is this.....if you wanna date a stripper be prepared for the universal 3D's: DRUGS, DRAMA, AND DYSFUNCTION.
    don't date them, just **** and party w/ them.partygirls are great, but you don't take them home to mom
    Quote Originally Posted by SV-1
    Jesus Christ, I'd suck face with Tock before I'd take 200mcg of clen.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sust999
    Hi, i started taking sustanon250 about 6 week ago. Ive never used it before. The other night i caught some guys breaking into my car, I thought now was my chance so i flexed up and went outside expecting the sustanon to take over. I ended up getting my arse kicked. What is going on? I thought steroids make you able to fight??
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  2. 05-30-2004, 08:29 PM #2
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    LMAO the sus story always gets me
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  3. 05-30-2004, 08:32 PM #3
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    you want a serious laugh.....go to BDBB and check out devourer's avatar
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  4. 05-30-2004, 08:37 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by damiongage
    you want a serious laugh.....go to BDBB and check out devourer's avatar
    Haha - Devourer
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  5. 05-30-2004, 08:39 PM #5
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    ahhhhhhhh...I can't even think about that thing with out cracking up
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  6. 05-30-2004, 08:57 PM #6
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    Another priceless moment...
    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    I'm sure someone will hit me back with "what does race matter?", or "It's all a social construct you barbarian...take your hate crimes elsewhere!" but, YOU'RE WHITE?!?!? This is my shocker of the day. I had really bought into the whole "money boss hustla" thing. Just don't tell me you're an accountant...that would be too much too handle for one day!
    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    I figure 80%+ of the people on this board pretend they are bigger than what they are, have less body fat than what they really have, lift less weight than they claim, and get way less sex than they claim. So I figured I could be a 1970's black pimp (Rudy Ray).
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  7. 05-30-2004, 09:00 PM #7
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    I can't believe you remembered I said that.

    BTW, the new avatar with your bird looks cool.
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    yea bro thats a sweet bird..your gettin thicker to
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    that sustanon one had me on the floor laughing.. thanks'
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    wow..LMFAO...great qoutes. Devourer..thast just wrong...so wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by punk_bbuilder
    wow..LMFAO...great qoutes. Devourer..thast just wrong...so wrong.
    it don't get no righter
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    dude i love those, funny, i can relate to all the stuff and all the bros..
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    That sust story is sooooo funny.
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    lmao....thats some good stuff.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by damiongage
    it don't get no righter
    Dude i dont think ill be able to get hard for a week...The only right thing about that is if im baning a chick and i have to cum i can think of that and be totally straight for another hour.
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    if you scroll down to where the heads cut off by the screen she actually is pretty hot.....I don't like it.....
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    That sust story is new to me...very funny...
    Devourer's avatar is simply disturbing...
    And MBH is in fact the biggest PIMP I have ever met
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    Originally Posted by Sust999
    Hi, i started taking sustanon250 about 6 week ago. Ive never used it before. The other night i caught some guys breaking into my car, I thought now was my chance so i flexed up and went outside expecting the sustanon to take over. I ended up getting my arse kicked. What is going on? I thought steroids make you able to fight??
    Best thing i heard in years!
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    Quote Originally Posted by diablo27185
    This one was hilarious to me. LOL SwoleCat.

    Thats one with the sust is funnier then all ****. I still cant breath.

    LOL... yea I liked that one by Swole too.


    The sust guy is just lame IMO.... that's just plain stupidity. I like this one in reply to that guy's post:

    Quote Originally Posted by CYCLEON
    this is the reason God made shotguns


    <<LMO>>
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  20. 05-31-2004, 01:33 AM #20
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    Haha!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    That sust story is new to me...very funny...
    Devourer's avatar is simply disturbing...
    And MBH is in fact the biggest PIMP I have ever met
    cough cough..(clear throat)...bull sh it
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    Quote Originally Posted by LeanMeOut
    LOL... yea I liked that one by Swole too.


    The sust guy is just lame IMO.... that's just plain stupidity. I like this one in reply to that guy's post:





    <<LMO>>
    yeah but it such a classic
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    Quote Originally Posted by VIXI
    cough cough..(clear throat)...bull sh it
    Aren't you just a sweetheart today .
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    There must be some classic Pete235 quotes out there as well....looks like I'll be digging once the rain starts this afternoon.
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    someone please find that threa dwith the guy who injected into his anus...
    althoguh i think sustanol man tryin to kick ass beats it
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    **** everytime i read the sustanaol man story i laugh
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    Haha! RE: buff's av

    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    She needs a bag on her head and an iv drip of DNP.
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    gotta love BDTR, where has he been of late?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisAdams
    if there's no lumps its not gyno. Congratulations, you've gotten fat.
    Haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by DADDYDBOL
    if you scroll down to where the heads cut off by the screen she actually is pretty hot.....I don't like it.....
    daddydbol you have more posts on bigdog the here....and youve only been there 3 weeks LOOOOOOOOL
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    Oh god that Sust one is classic. What a retard!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jerm
    When I first meet a girl, I'm always embarassed for them to hear my pee hitting the water. I try to cover it up with the fan or I just plain tell them to get outta ear shot of my pee hitting water. But on the other hand I wanna hear their pee hitting the water. I can tell if their pussy is loose by how gushing the flow is.
    ....
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    Lmfao
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    Quote Originally Posted by l6873
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    What the F*CK! You sick little freeeeaaaaaaak!
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    The personal training enterprise is taking off pretty well, so i dont have time to be on as much. I'm going to be freeing up some hours soon though, so ill be back.

    Quote Originally Posted by Demon Deacon
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warrior
    Haha
    aww, thanks man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by got fina?
    I just kept on saying to myself whats better this Yotels, this Little Debbie or the pussy im gonna be getting when i go away??? Now im not knocking those that choose the Yotals. But i chose the pussy... lol
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    LOLOLOLOLOLOLO at the SUS story.

    That is some of the funniest crap i have ever read
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    Oh for Gods sake bros...start digging up the good ones. I know Mart, MBH, Big Green, Pete and a slew of others have come up with some funny assed quotes. I haven't time to go digging right now but I know for a fact MBH has some of the best one liner comebacks..................how bout looking up Nathan and Rambo? Everything those two say is a riot....find the thread where Rambo calls out Nathan.....or Cycleon.............

    Don't make me get fired cause you guys couldn't find the good stuff! hahahaha
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    guys holy sh#@ i cant stop laughing at that suss story.lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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