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  1. 10-07-2011, 05:22 PM #1
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    Flaming butthole

    I ate 4 spicy samosas at work today and after taking a shit about an hour ago, my ass is on fire. Any suggestions on how to extinguish the flame?
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  2. 10-07-2011, 05:24 PM #2
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  3. 10-07-2011, 05:28 PM #3
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    What Marcus said spectacular I think this should go into the quote thread.
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    What Oh ok for a minute I thought someone was upset with Dec again...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    What Oh ok for a minute I thought someone was upset with Dec again...
    Ha!

    But back to the serious topic...have you tried the cooling effect of a cucumber suppository? Pro tip: remember to peal it first.
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  6. 10-07-2011, 05:47 PM #6
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    Forget peeling first just cowboy up and shove that cucumber right on in until reaching desired effect or effects, just don't let go of it or you'll end up with a tossed salad....
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    This is serious, it's like someone poured rubbing alcohol all over the world's deepest paper cut
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  8. 10-07-2011, 05:55 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post
    This is serious, it's like someone poured rubbing alcohol all over the world's deepest paper cut
    Ever try tucks?

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  9. 10-07-2011, 06:21 PM #9
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    You need a mans tongue. Where us Marcus?
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  11. 10-08-2011, 01:46 AM #11
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    geez! prep H should do it.

    But let me tell you, try eating some sh1tty afghan food for most the year and see if yer behind doesn't go on strike from time to time!
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