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    I hate Christmas shopping..... need advice

    So uhm.... what do you/did you get your girlfriend after dating for 6 months for Christmas? First Christmas....

    Her Bday was at the end of Oct and I got her a Burberry coat. That thing cost me $800.00.... so now I apparently have to spend more on Christmas? FML

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    Ouch..good luck...

    I took my girl to the beach for the weekend and followed up with a concert. It was a gret time for both of us!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigZthedestroyer View Post
    Ouch..good luck
    Thanks for the help? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131

    Thanks for the help? lol
    Lol.. I know, not what you were looking for. I edited my post to add a little more. A nice little getaway is always fun.

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    You set the bar too high in the beginning. Now your F***ed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    You set the bar too high in the beginning. Now your F***ed.
    Again... thanks for the opinion and reinforcement that I f***ed myself...... now how about someone give me opinions on what to get her for Christmas....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    So uhm.... what do you/did you get your girlfriend after dating for 6 months for Christmas? First Christmas....

    Her Bday was at the end of Oct and I got her a Burberry coat. That thing cost me $800.00.... so now I apparently have to spend more on Christmas? FML
    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    You set the bar too high in the beginning. Now your F***ed.
    +1

    I fvcking hate how Chri$tma$ has become so damn commercial.

    Opinions on what to get??? Geeze you spent $800 on a birth day go find something that costs $1200 and be done with it.

    How the fvck are we supposed to know what YOU should get YOUR girl? I'd never drop that kinda dough on a girl, period! I prefer to spend my time with then instead of money.

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    Oh yea... Exclusion List (will not buy):

    A. Diamonds/Jewelry- been there done that; bad investment in ex's. Won't buy again for a girl EVER unless I'm married to her.
    B. Lingerie- she should be buying this to keep me entertained.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    Oh yea... Exclusion List (will not buy):

    A. Diamonds/Jewelry- been there done that; bad investment in ex's. Won't buy again for a girl EVER unless I'm married to her.
    B. Lingerie- she should be buying this to keep me entertained.
    sounds like she needs a fancy purse to match her coat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    sounds like she needs a fancy purse to match her coat!
    Thought about that. Problem is she has a closet filled with purses. She did want the matching gloves and hat; but I'm not spending $400.00 on gloves and $500.00 on a hat. That's just dumb; who spends $500.00 on a hat?!

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    EVERYONE QUIT TELLING ME HOW I F**KED MYSELF.... I already know that much.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    EVERYONE QUIT TELLING ME HOW I F**KED MYSELF..
    You posted a thread in a PUBLIC forum I'll say whatever the fvck I want. Don't like it? Beat feet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    EVERYONE QUIT TELLING ME HOW I F**KED MYSELF.... I already know that much.......
    your fukked!

    propose is all you have left!

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    Well since you ****ed up so soon. Diamond ear rings. 1 ct total F-G color SI1
    Specific enough?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Well since you ****ed up so soon. Diamond ear rings. 1 ct total F-G color SI1
    Specific enough?
    Yes- but diamond earrings are a no-no as are all diamonds/jewelry for me. Reasons behind it are:

    1. I'm divorced. Spent $55K on my ex-wife's ring... look where that got me.
    2. Girlfriend after the ex-wife, 3 year relationship, bought her diamond studs after a year, and the 3 year Christmas a ring she wanted (non-engadgement) and all of that cost me $20K.

    I'm not spending another dollar on diamonds... bad investment for me historical. No woman gets any diamonds from me until AFTER I marry her.

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    Get her a white BMW M5 money bags

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    Quote Originally Posted by evander87 View Post
    Get her a white BMW M5 money bags
    See above remarks on diamonds... be realistic. I've been with her for 6 months....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    See above remarks on diamonds... be realistic. I've been with her for 6 months....
    Then don't buy her a fvcking $800 coat. See if she still has your balls in her purse. Come on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Then don't buy her a fvcking $800 coat. See if she still has your balls in her purse. Come on
    I couldn't think of anything else to get her; and she couldn't afford it. It was more of a gesture as opposed to spoiling her. She's very humble when it comes to $ and on a tight budget herself. I'm not Johnny Got Rocks either; but I'm also 35 years old and more established than she is (homeowner, retirement plans, etc).

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    Sigh...


    Take her to the beach. Go for long walks on the beach holding hands at sunset. Rent an expensive hotel. Take her out for an expensive dinner at a mostly empty restaurant if possible. Go back to your place and cuddle up and watch a scary movie. Hug her when she hints when she's scared. Kiss her neck, touch her gently like she's delicate, tease her, make out with her, take her clothes off and give her the best sex you've she's ever had...pound the shit out of her and spank her in positions such as doggy. Every girl I've been with seems to enjoy it and it gets them wetter. Ask her what she wants and do that half of the time and f*ck her like an animal the other half. Look up guides on how to eat out girls on porn sites, don't be afraid to experiment and go for her asshole with your tongue...it isn't that bad.

    Gifts don't mean shit to females from what I've personally observed. You went full retard spending $800 on a coat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shsm View Post
    You went full retard spending $800 on a coat.


    Let me explain the fvcking coat. She saw it one day a long time ago (like when I first met her) and wanted to buy it herself. She was gonna put it on her credit card but I talked her out of it. She makes shit- she works on things for kids; like non-profit salary. She was "saving" to buy the coat herself but then her car broke down and she needed to put her coat $ into her car. So.... at the last minute when I couldn't find anything else to get her I said fvck it and bought her the damn coat. She didn't ask for it, and she's typically way to cheap to buy "material" things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shsm View Post
    Sigh...


    Take her to the beach. Go for long walks on the beach holding hands at sunset. Rent an expensive hotel. Take her out for an expensive dinner at a mostly empty restaurant if possible. Go back to your place and cuddle up and watch a scary movie. Hug her when she hints when she's scared. Kiss her neck, touch her gently like she's delicate, tease her, make out with her, take her clothes off and give her the best sex you've she's ever had...pound the shit out of her and spank her in positions such as doggy. Every girl I've been with seems to enjoy it and it gets them wetter. Ask her what she wants and do that half of the time and f*ck her like an animal the other half. Look up guides on how to eat out girls on porn sites, don't be afraid to experiment and go for her asshole with your tongue...it isn't that bad.

    Gifts don't mean shit to females from what I've personally observed. You went full retard spending $800 on a coat.
    OMG!!! Best post ever!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by evander87 View Post
    OMG!!! Best post ever!!!
    Made me a little horney. Might have to go home early today and read this to the wife and see where it takes us

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Made me a little horney. Might have to go home early today and read this to the wife and see where it takes us
    A girls butthole is just like a 9v battery. You know you're not supposed to touch your tongue to it but you do anyway.

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    You joined July 2012. I think a lady schick would be a great gift. What do you think?

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    Where are the chicks on this forum?! LOL.... I need real help; you guys just like to talk shit. :-D

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    Where are the chicks on this forum?! LOL.... I need real help; you guys just like to talk shit. :-D
    she needs a nice purse to go with the coat but you can buy her a nice time piece! spend a few hundred dollars and take her out to a nice dinner. it is gonna have to be all about presentation since you messed up on the $800 bday coat just sayin

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    she needs a nice purse to go with the coat but you can buy her a nice time piece! spend a few hundred dollars and take her out to a nice dinner. it is gonna have to be all about presentation since you messed up on the $800 bday coat just sayin
    I know I know... can't go cheap this time. I"m not worried about that... but I do have my limits. I'm not spending thousands of dollars on a purse, or anything retarded like $500.00 gloves and $500.00 hats. She doesn't wear watches, and NO JEWELRY... don't care if its just fake shit... no jewelry at all. I will never buy women jewelry unless its my wife.... The problem here isn't how much I have to spend; its not knowing what to get.

    I'd consider a nice trip to someplace like the Bahama's... but I don't know how you "gift" that. 90% of what Christmas is about nowadays is having something to open Christmas morning...

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    wrap the tickets........

    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    I know I know... can't go cheap this time. I"m not worried about that... but I do have my limits. I'm not spending thousands of dollars on a purse, or anything retarded like $500.00 gloves and $500.00 hats. She doesn't wear watches, and NO JEWELRY... don't care if its just fake shit... no jewelry at all. I will never buy women jewelry unless its my wife.... The problem here isn't how much I have to spend; its not knowing what to get.

    I'd consider a nice trip to someplace like the Bahama's... but I don't know how you "gift" that. 90% of what Christmas is about nowadays is having something to open Christmas morning...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    wrap the tickets........
    Can't buy tickets without knowing what dates she can go... which is the problem with that. I know where to take her; no clue when she can go and IF she can get the time off work. That's why I haven't done it yet. Trust me- if there was an easy solution I could think of I wouldn't be asking on the forum. I've thought about all of this since Thanksgiving.

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    Wht are her hobbies? Anything she is really passionate about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigZthedestroyer View Post
    Wht are her hobbies? Anything she is really passionate about?
    Her main hobby is reading. She loves to read books, a ton of them. But... I was gonna buy her a Kindle or whatever for her birthday and she didn't want one because she wants to have the real book. That's how I ended up buying the coat at the last minute. We were at the store and I asked her why she doesn't have a Kindle and she told them me she hates them which ruined my first birthday present idea at the last minute. She loves fashion/clothes; but after 6 months I can't just get her a gift certificate to Target and she won't spend big $ on clothes from other places.

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    There is the answer a signed first edition of someone she likes. Easy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    There is the answer a signed first edition of someone she likes. Easy
    Yea.. providing I ever paid attention or cared in the past which authors she likes, lol. Damnit... plus I only have a week to figure this out. Not a bad idea though... something I can expand upon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    There is the answer a signed first edition of someone she likes. Easy
    good idea.

    see if you can find a series or author she likes and by the set or a collection of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    So uhm.... what do you/did you get your girlfriend after dating for 6 months for Christmas? First Christmas....

    Her Bday was at the end of Oct and I got her a Burberry coat. That thing cost me $800.00.... so now I apparently have to spend more on Christmas? FML
    Oh god me and my gf have been dating for 3 years had a 6 month break but still iv never spent that much on her i agree definatly set the bar pretty high bro

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    Oh poor guy might have to spend some cash on his girl. Ill,sell u sone,bags out of my wives closet
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    Oh poor guy might have to spend some cash on his girl. Ill,sell u sone,bags out of my wives closet
    Is your wife a Louis Vutton junkie or is that mostly an Asian thing? I can't understand why my wife needs several designer purses that sell for over $4000 each. It's just a purse not a damn luxury sports car!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk

    Is your wife a Louis Vutton junkie or is that mostly an Asian thing? I can't understand why my wife needs several designer purses that sell for over $4000 each. It's just a purse not a damn luxury sports car!!!!!
    I have a buddy who steals em I can hook y'all up lol just kidding

    Or am I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    Is your wife a Louis Vutton junkie or is that mostly an Asian thing? I can't understand why my wife needs several designer purses that sell for over $4000 each. It's just a purse not a damn luxury sports car!!!!!
    Exactly... this girl I'm with has a bunch of knock off's... and I'm sure as hell not gonna buy her a $4,000.00 purse, lol

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