Funny Joke here
Here is one that had me
This old man is sitting on his porch as he noticed a kid walking and dragging something behind him
He said “Hey boy whatcha got there".
The boy replied “I got some chicken wire here”
The man said “whatcha gonna do with that chicken wire”
Boy replied “gonna catch me some chickens”
Man said “Your not gonna catch any chickens with that chicken wire”
Later that day the boy comes back with the chicken wire rolled out and full of chickens.
The next day the man sees the boy and he has something in his hand.
He said “Hey boy whatcha got there.
The boy replied “I got some duck tape here”
The man said “whatcha gonna do with that duck tape”
Boy replied “gonna catch me some ducks”
Man said “Your not gonna catch any ducks with that duck tape”
Later that day the boy comes back with the duck tape rolled out and full of ducks.
The next day the man sees the boy and he has a chain pulling a stump with roots all over.
He said “Hey boy whatcha got there.
The boy replied “I got a pussy willow tree here”
The man said “Hold on boy I’m getting my hat”
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