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  1. 01-12-2006, 07:17 PM #1
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    any1 knows slick phrases in Spanish

    i took french instead and now my mistakes are catching up to me.

    i am hitting the bars with chica tomorrow so when i get drunk i'll start throwing down my broken spanish.

    she flew over from Puerto Rico to take a class and learn a newly developed product by our Corp. and due to me eventually selling and supporting the new product i am taking that class as well. Since we finish up the class tomorrow, we'll be hitting clubs all weekend long. All i do in class is stare at that hottt bariqua knowing i'll be tapping that this week.
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    translation.com brother
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    I'd help you out but its too bad I broke up with my gf. She was in advanced Spanish classes. I honestly hated listening to her talk it in bed I could never tell what the hell she was saying!
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    im betting, man this white boy has a tiny dick
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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    im betting, man this white boy has a tiny dick
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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    im betting, man this white boy has a tiny dick
    possibly
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    "Chumpar me polla, puta" All you need to know
    Translation: "Suck my dick, Whore"
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    Quote Originally Posted by MeanMachine2000
    "Chumpar me polla, puta" All you need to know
    Translation: "Suck my dick, Whore"
    Dude, that means suck my female chicken...
    Last edited by timvds; 01-13-2006 at 06:11 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by timvds
    Dude, that means suck my female chicken...

    el stupidoooooooo!
    Close Enough
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    Quote Originally Posted by MeanMachine2000
    Close Enough
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    i dated a puerto rican whore for 9 months....she's gone so i can't help you
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    cierre la boca weiner pequeño


    J/K
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poison Ivy
    cierre la boca weiner pequeño


    J/K
    Translation?
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    weiner.............uh yeah
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    Here is a suggestion... BE YOURSELF!

    There is nothing worse than listening to someone butcher a language. You would be better off asking her phrases and impressing her with how quickly you learn and pick up the phrases she's teaching you. Even better, have someone give you a quick Salsa lesson. If she is Boricua she will be impressed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Here is a suggestion... BE YOURSELF!

    There is nothing worse than listening to someone butcher a language. You would be better off asking her phrases and impressing her with how quickly you learn and pick up the phrases she's teaching you. Even better, have someone give you a quick Salsa lesson. If she is Boricua she will be impressed.

    That or he can learn to dance to Reggaeton lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    That or he can learn to dance to Reggaeton lol
    I don't see a white boy dancin' Reggaeton.

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    That was a joke. Don't eveyrone flame me!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    I don't see a white boy dancin' Reggaeton.

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    That was a joke. Don't eveyrone flame me!!!!!

    No i dont see a white guy dancin to Reggaeton either. I was taught but I will never display.
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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    No i dont see a white guy dancin to Reggaeton either. I was taught but I will never display.
    You serious? That bad? Or you just don't dance in front of people?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Here is a suggestion... BE YOURSELF!

    There is nothing worse than listening to someone butcher a language. You would be better off asking her phrases and impressing her with how quickly you learn and pick up the phrases she's teaching you. Even better, have someone give you a quick Salsa lesson. If she is Boricua she will be impressed.
    I love your brutal honesty, and I totally agree!
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    That Fri. i took the chacita to the Havana Club. Basically had a pull where my buddy knew a guy working there since this is strictly yearly membership establishment type of deal, members have their own tables and no outsiders since space is limited. They play music such as samba / chachacha / merengue and etc...very classy place.

    they actually have people training you how to dance, which was really cool. I finally got the rhythm going, dropped the old lady and was throwing down the moves with my mamasita.

    In conclusion she invited me in/ i threw her into the pool/hit the bar on the way to the room/ and the balcony scene closed the deal. Actually we spend the entire weekend at her place. Just e-mailed her my resume since it’s the same Corp. we both work for and the Headquarters in Puerto Rico are hiring. That would be awesome me moving out there for a few years.
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    cierre la boca pene pequeño, there is that better... pshh


    mean machine it means " shut your mouth little penis" lol
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    Hey dont discredit the french language.




    Fils de pute!

    Itll serve you well one day.
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    te queres(spelling?) coger= wanna ****
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    Quote Originally Posted by KeyMastur
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    that is a very good link bros. i'm gonna have some fun with that.

    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    im betting, man this white boy has a tiny dick
    we all know deca claims he is a brother below the waste and has a gigantic donkey kong Internet rod ready when surfing his gay porn sites.


    this weekend is going to be awesome. she had fun teaching me some spanish over our lunch break today so i just want to throw something back to spice up things further into the night. I am not trying to play it off as anyone else since old sage got plenty of game left in him and has been in the field a long time, just ask deca's mom for confirmation.
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    i could never spell this the correct way but ill write it the way it sounds and its a very rude phrase in spanish that basically means if you keep talking ill keep putting my dick in your mouth

    say-see-gay hablando may-low-see-gay- mamando

    say that anad itll be sure to either get a good laugh outta them or piss em off hahaha
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    ¿Quiere leche de mi palo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33
    ¿Quiere leche de mi palo?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Tell her.... "Mami, tu con tantas curvas, y yo sin frenos."

    translation: Mami, you have so many curves and I am without brakes.

    I guarantee she will like that one. After she has had a few drinks, you can try what QuieTSTorm mentioned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Tell her.... "Mami, tu con tantas curvas, y yo sin frenos."

    translation: Mami, you have so many curves and I am without brakes.

    I guarantee she will like that one. After she has had a few drinks, you can try what QuieTSTorm mentioned.

    haha ... my boy actually used that line one night ... surprisingly he got the girl at the end of the night .... never found out if he used my line .. lol
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    well my first language its spanish! =) so ic an help u ahahah
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    conversation is overrated anyways, just pork her. Show her your tiny wang and leave the bar.
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    espanol

    pinche-quero (sp?)
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    ¡voluntad usted me deja vete a la mierda en el asno y después viene todo sobre su perra de la cara!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by booz
    ¡voluntad usted me deja vete a la mierda en el asno y después viene todo sobre su perra de la cara!!!
    = and then cum all over your dog of a face

    Good one Booz , I think you wanna get Sage a slappin'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    = and then cum all over your dog of a face

    Good one Booz , I think you wanna get Sage a slappin'.
    you go to the same school as me mate!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by booz
    you go to the same school as me mate!!!
    Hahaha, I'm shooting for a doctorate in melting chick's faces.
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    ¿hey keyser cómo está usted compañero del doin??
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