My GF hit a deer! Everyone told her to pick it up and eat it!

[Growingpains]

So my girlfriend was driving home and a deer popped out from the bushes and she hit it going 55 mph! (it messed up her bumper, but she's lucky it didn't wrech her truck! It was a big bambi!
She called me, I met her on the street and she was in hysterics and was so sad...

Anyways, after a day or two telling a bunch of people what happened I could believe that the overwhelming question was "Why didn't you put in the back of your pick-up?????!!!!????)

If I had hit a deer, there is no way I would think to pick it up!

Am I the only one?????

[*Narkissos*]

I'd eat it

[Hunter]

I was raised on a farm hell yeah we do that. If you hit a deer where I live if you come back in a day its gone cause someone else will pick it up. Then again my grandpa has a moonshine still to.

[perfectbeast2001]

I'd eat it.

[zimmy]

I'm a texan...so hell ya i'd say pick er up and eat it. And considering it only messed up her bumper a lil at 55... that means more than likely it wasn't too big adn probably wouln't be too hard to lift. My father left a wild bore he hit on the road cus that f*cker was heavy.

[Rye_guy]

lets all have a moment of silence for the "deerly" departed. lol

gotta love a good ole cheesey pun, its a rea "PUNishment" lol

wooH!

yeah, Id eat it! dear is good stuff! I got myself a Nice 5 point this year and a moose! sadly thats about it! lol

[goodcents]

lets all have a moment of silence for the "deerly" departed. lol

gotta love a good ole cheesey pun, its a rea "PUNishment" lol

wooH!

yeah, Id eat it! dear is good stuff! I got myself a Nice 5 point this year and a moose! sadly thats about it! lol

What do you use? caliber bullet etc.


And I would have kept the deer, though in my state if you hit one you must tell conservation about it I don't like deer meat though Still would of ate it as a low fat food.

[goodcents]

I've only shot one deer and that was with a .35" rem using handloaded ammo and the distance was like 25 yards.

[rar1015]

I would definitely pick it up. Deer meat is amazing!!!

[HORSE~]

I have picked up sevral road kill dear.....

I dont care who hit it as long as regamortis hasnt set in yet that sucker is gona get ate..........

[*Narkissos*]

I have picked up sevral road kill dear.....

I dont care who hit it as long as regamortis hasnt set in yet that sucker is gona get screwed..........

Sicko: http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=271662

[RA]

Sicko: http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=271662

Never thought of that...dinner and a date

[goodcents]

Sicko: http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=271662

Some folks just aren't right Deer are covered in ticks (yeah, even in fall)

[ecivon]

Some folks just aren't right Deer are covered in ticks (yeah, even in fall)

Do you think that cows and cattle don't get ticks? I've even seen them on chickens and turkeys. No big deal.

[*Narkissos*]

Do you think that cows and cattle don't get ticks? I've even seen them on chickens and turkeys. No big deal.

that wouldn't matter if you just plan on eating the meat.

The guy above really did bang a deer.

That's like banging a chick who had ticks

..an ugly musky hairy 4 legged chick with ticks



Horse must be creaming his pants

[goodcents]

Do you think that cows and cattle don't get ticks? I've even seen them on chickens and turkeys. No big deal.

I meant fuking a deer

[stayinstacked]

hell yeah I'd eat it, a good sized deer will give you about 50 or 60 lbs of meat at least

[UpstateTank]

go back and pikc it up so the meatheds can eat meat!!!!!!!

[needmorestrength]

Yea I have seen people picking them up on the highway, a lot of people do it

[Red Ketchup]

High protein, low fat meat... and it's delicious too!

HECK YEAH! I'd pick it up and eat it!

Red

[big L 17]

i am also a texan i would for sure take it home.

[RA]

It depends on how bad the deer is messed up after you hit it. It might not be worth eating..

Having said that I had a buddy who used to swerve to hit em so he could pick em up

[STYLE74]

It depends on how bad the deer is messed up after you hit it. It might not be worth eating..

Having said that I had a buddy who used to swerve to hit em so he could pick em up

Exactly! I would never pick up roadkill no matter what and besides that some of these deer that i see hit on the road are all fvcked up & mangled anyway.

[Schmidty]

Exactly! I would never pick up roadkill no matter what and besides that some of these deer that i see hit on the road are all fvcked up & mangled anyway.

I would not pickit up if I did not know how long it had been their but if i hit it why not

[STYLE74]

I would not pickit up if I did not know how long it had been their but if i hit it why not

I wouldn't take it even if i hit it. Not only will i have to deal with my car being damaged and smashed up but then i have to worry about tieing this bloody, mangled, smelly, dead deer carcas to my car and bring it home and then figure out what the hell i am going to do with it? It would just be a ROYAL pain in the a$$ that i wouldn't want to deal with. Plus deer meat is very gamey tasting unless it's cooked right.

[Schmidty]

I wouldn't take it even if i hit it. Not only will i have to deal with my car being damaged and smashed up but then i have to worry about tieing this bloody, mangled, smelly, dead deer carcas to my car and bring it home and then figure out what the hell i am going to do with it? It would just be a ROYAL pain in the a$$ that i wouldn't want to deal with. Plus deer meat is very gamey tasting unless it's cooked right.

Ur right if not cooked it taste kinda funny. But Ill tell ya what if you hit a dear give me a call and i will pick it up

[Prada]

Id go down on it!!

Deer meet is really good. Low fat and lean

[ecivon]

Chances are if you had picked it up your GF wouldn't have been giving you any for a while. Definitely not a chick thing, though I would have picked it up.

[chest6]

Man..Ive came so close to smacking deer lately.
Other day I was goin about 50 and these 2 MASSIVE bucks run in front of me..I miss them by like 5-8 feet. If I hit those fvckers..my shit woulda been totalled

[Growingpains]

Haha, I can't believe you guys would pick one up! It was big sucker at least 300 pounds! I don't even think I could have lifted it into the truck by myself!

[Red Ketchup]

Haha, I can't believe you guys would pick one up! It was big sucker at least 300 pounds! I don't even think I could have lifted it into the truck by myself!

Heck, just get the trusty old swiss army pocket knife and butcher the bastard right there on the side of the road Just pile up the steaks on the back seat of your car

Red

[RA]

Haha, I can't believe you guys would pick one up! It was big sucker at least 300 pounds! I don't even think I could have lifted it into the truck by myself!

Im not sure it was 300 unless it was a deer that mated with a cow

[Schmidty]

Im not sure it was 300 unless it was a deer that mated with a cow

My mom mated with a MYOcow. Thats how I got so big.lol


now my dad is in our fridge.I like to get down on some cannabilism every now and again


Im retarded, I forgot that cows are girls so my mom lied to me.MY DAD ISNT A COW WTF


I now realise my life is one big lie WTF am I gona do

I cant beleive that whore lied to me for all theis years.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I cant beleive that whore lied to me for all theis years.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I gota find my real dad. But now I dont know were to start ya know.Is he a bull or is he a donkey or a human.I guess I will never know

[pumpd4lif]

ive done it nothing wrong with a little road kill

[captainfalcon]

when my bro hit a deer in his pick up truck all we did was call the sheriff to file a report and they let us keep the deer...we ate it

[Schmidty]

I would eat it. Why not

[Panzerfaust]

I would have strapped that dead sonofabitch to the truck and carved him/her up real nice. Shit, that is good protein there my friend. Very lean meat as well.

[STYLE74]

Fvck that i'll leave it there and let the scavengers have it.

[Growingpains]

it definitely is a good source of protein? Doesn't get fresher than that!

[neardark]

They say that when you die, you get into that tunnel and you see the light at the end of it....

That deer must have said to himself.. "Oh shit not again"