DAAS' would you rather thread.

**DAAS** · 02-13-2014, 01:36 PM

I'll start it off.

Would you rather eat 2 live spiders, or have 2 people shit on your face?

**Hazard** · 02-13-2014, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by DAAS

I'll start it off.

Would you rather eat 2 live spiders, or have 2 people shit on your face?

Oh god what the fvck.......
I hate spiders like you wouldn't believe..... I'd let monica santhiago and Kelly Devine shit on my face lol

**capetown** · 02-13-2014, 01:40 PM

Would rather be slapped in the nuts with a frozen rabbit.

**Hazard** · 02-13-2014, 01:43 PM

Would you rather give oral to a man till he finishes or cut off 2 fingers/toes? It can be any of the 20 you have.

Dsm and sholva need not answer

**DAAS** · 02-13-2014, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Would you rather give oral to a man till he finishes or cut off 2 fingers/toes? It can be any of the 20 you have.

Dsm and sholva need not answer

Id cut one fifth off all ten of my toes.

**DAAS** · 02-13-2014, 01:50 PM

You you rather have your dream girl for 10 years then be alone for the rest of your life, or have an unlimited supply of 5's and below for ever

**Hazard** · 02-13-2014, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by DAAS

You you rather have your dream girl for 10 years then be alone for the rest of your life, or have an unlimited supply of 5's and below for ever

If I can have flings after the 10 years then I'd do that. If I have to remain abstinent then ill take the 5's. I'm not goin without ass for 50+ years.

**noon** · 02-14-2014, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by DAAS

You you rather have your dream girl for 10 years then be alone for the rest of your life, or have an unlimited supply of 5's and below for ever

Two spiders all day long
Two pinky toes gone
Ha !!! five And below that's my wheel house

**Hazard** · 02-13-2014, 01:53 PM

Would you rather lick your girls turd (touch ur tongue to it) or suck her tampon dry?

Lmfao this is getting disgusting

**bikeral** · 02-13-2014, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Would you rather lick your girls turd (touch ur tongue to it) or suck her tampon dry?

Lmfao this is getting disgusting

Pretty sure my tongue up an ass has touched a turd and I have my red wings...

**DAAS** · 02-13-2014, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Would you rather lick your girls turd (touch ur tongue to it) or suck her tampon dry?

Lmfao this is getting disgusting

Probably kill myself. idk id lick a tampon before sucking it dry. that one it terrible. haha

Funny story, I was banging my ex one time and it was dark. I ended up having a bloody nose and getting blood all over her face and neck and chest. She didn't even notice, until I realized what was happening and told her. Good times.

Here is one less disturbing. Would you rather know all of histories secrets or know the future?

**noon** · 02-14-2014, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by DAAS

Probably kill myself. idk id lick a tampon before sucking it dry. that one it terrible. haha

Funny story, I was banging my ex one time and it was dark. I ended up having a bloody nose and getting blood all over her face and neck and chest. She didn't even notice, until I realized what was happening and told her. Good times.

Here is one less disturbing. Would you rather know all of histories secrets or know the future?

The future for sure that's where the money is

**Honkey_Kong** · 02-15-2014, 05:51 AM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Would you rather lick your girls turd (touch ur tongue to it) or suck her tampon dry?

Lmfao this is getting disgusting

That's easy, you suck her tampon dry.

**king6 II** · 02-13-2014, 01:56 PM

Oh sweet Jesus.

**Hazard** · 02-13-2014, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by king6 II

Oh sweet Jesus.

I'm making rules for this thread.....

1) you get to respond ONLY when you answer the last question asked.

2) you may not ask a "what would you rather" question until you answer the last question asked.

**bikeral** · 02-13-2014, 02:10 PM

However I don't think I'd suck a tampon dry. Maybe lick it.

**Igifuno** · 02-13-2014, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by bikeral

However I don't think I'd suck a tampon dry. Maybe lick it.

That's why I love ya Al.

**bikeral** · 02-13-2014, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by Igifuno

That's why I love ya Al.

Bahaha

Nothing I wont do if the right girl lets me.

**diesel101** · 02-13-2014, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Would you rather lick your girls turd (touch ur tongue to it) or suck her tampon dry?

Lmfao this is getting disgusting

I would rather have a sister in a whore house!

**diesel101** · 02-13-2014, 02:39 PM

Would you rather get kicked in the nuts or take relationship advice from Redz

**bikeral** · 02-13-2014, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by diesel101

Would you rather get kicked in the nuts or take relationship advice from Redz

That's a tough one. I'll pass.

**DAAS** · 02-13-2014, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by diesel101

Would you rather get kicked in the nuts or take relationship advice from Redz

Aren't those the same thing?

**trikydik** · 02-13-2014, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by diesel101

Would you rather get kicked in the nuts or take relationship advice from Redz

Don't know Redz so I would take advice from him...

**Igifuno** · 02-13-2014, 06:22 PM

Here's another while I still have a chance:

Would you rather chew your pinky off and live or get shot in the head, die and not feel a thing?

**DAAS** · 02-13-2014, 07:02 PM

I assume when you get shot in the head you die? lol Id choose pinky

Originally Posted by Igifuno

Here's another while I still have a chance:

Would you rather chew your pinky off and live or get shot in the head and not feel a thing?

**derekkpapa1** · 02-13-2014, 04:02 PM

You guys are sick!!! Pretty funny though

**trikydik** · 02-13-2014, 05:08 PM

here is another... would you prefer to be broke forever and get laid all the time, or be incredibly wealthy and never get laid?

**DAAS** · 02-13-2014, 05:14 PM

Money is not the purpose of life, ***** is. Id rather get laid every day. You have to answer a question first though. stop breaking the rules.

Originally Posted by trikydik

here is another... would you prefer to be broke forever and get laid all the time, or be incredibly wealthy and never get laid?

**Igifuno** · 02-13-2014, 06:21 PM

Originally Posted by DAAS

I'll start it off.

Would you rather eat 2 live spiders, or have 2 people shit on your face?

Eat 2 live spiders.. i'll chew the sh*t out of those little bastards

Originally Posted by Hazard

Would you rather give oral to a man till he finishes or cut off 2 fingers/toes? It can be any of the 20 you have.

Dsm and sholva need not answer

Fvck.. I really like my fingers and toes.. I think i might have to go with the oral. But the dude needs to be really good looking like Brad Pitt.. and then I get to kick his ass afterward.

Originally Posted by DAAS

You you rather have your dream girl for 10 years then be alone for the rest of your life, or have an unlimited supply of 5's and below for ever

Hmmmm.. I would have to .... fvck this might be the hardest one yet. Damn.. I think I might have to go with the dream girl for 10 years.

Originally Posted by Hazard

Would you rather lick your girls turd (touch ur tongue to it) or suck her tampon dry?

Lmfao this is getting disgusting

Lick the turd.. no question. Bring me the poop.

Originally Posted by diesel101

Would you rather get kicked in the nuts or take relationship advice from Redz

Take relationship advice from redz... haha..

Originally Posted by DAAS

Would you rather know all of histories secrets or know the future?

Future

Originally Posted by trikydik

here is another... would you prefer to be broke forever and get laid all the time, or be incredibly wealthy and never get laid?

broke and laid brutha.. I'd have me lots of sugar mommas..

I was gonna ask a similar one: Would you rather look like a greek god and be broke, or be a repulsive billionaire?

**--->>405<<---** · 02-16-2014, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by Igifuno

Fvck.. I really like my fingers and toes.. I think i might have to go with the oral. But the dude needs to be really good looking like Brad Pitt.. and then I get to kick his ass afterward.

**king6 II** · 02-13-2014, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by trikydik

here is another... would you prefer to be broke forever and get laid all the time, or be incredibly wealthy and never get laid?

Can you use the wealth to buy prostihookers?

**trikydik** · 02-13-2014, 05:05 PM

we had this conversation (though not as nasty) at work and one of my guys asked this gem... "Would you rather your daughter have no friends or be a slut?"

No I have no kids and so the answer seemed easy.... but think about this for a while....

**DAAS** · 02-13-2014, 05:15 PM

Sluts dont have real friends. thats why they give them selves to everyone. to feel wanted.

Originally Posted by trikydik

we had this conversation (though not as nasty) at work and one of my guys asked this gem... "Would you rather your daughter have no friends or be a slut?"

No I have no kids and so the answer seemed easy.... but think about this for a while....

**trikydik** · 02-13-2014, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by DAAS

I'll start it off.

Would you rather eat 2 live spiders, or have 2 people shit on your face?

eat 2 spiders

**Lunk1** · 02-13-2014, 06:39 PM

I'm ashamed of each and everyone of you

**Igifuno** · 02-13-2014, 07:14 PM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

I'm ashamed of each and everyone of you

Indeed.. I'm disgusted with myself as well. lol..

**Igifuno** · 02-13-2014, 07:13 PM

Yup you die.. edited above.

**DAAS** · 02-13-2014, 10:45 PM

Be poked in the eye every day or have your ear flicked every 30 minutes

**Igifuno** · 02-13-2014, 11:10 PM

Originally Posted by DAAS

Be poked in the eye every day or have your ear flicked every 30 minutes

Ear flicked. I feel like I could laugh that off and not do any real damage. Eye pokes I feel like wouldn't be good daily.

**diesel101** · 02-14-2014, 06:43 AM

Originally Posted by DAAS

Be poked in the eye every day or have your ear flicked every 30 minutes

I don't know I really hate it when people mess with my ears last time somebody gave me a wet willy they ended up on their ass!

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