If I could walk around with a sword strapped to my back all the time I would

[Nathan]

I'd also like some elaborate daggers strapped to my calves. I could totally fight crime and shit. Has anyone else ever noticed that superheroes are fucking insane? I mean, they wear tights and capes and shit and fight crime for the hell of it. BUT, no one ever says anything to them abuot it because they're jacked, look like everyone wants to look like, and are tough and strong as all hell. So what if they're a little eccentric, they're cool dammit. i think I'd fit in nicely in the superhero world. And yes, I think very highly of myself.

[Nathan]

Don't for a second think I won't fight you guys. Cause I will...fight you that is.

[xxxl83]

Nathan,

Sometimes I wonder if you have too much free time on your hands.

xxxl83

[BIG TEXAN]

I ain't skeered. Besides all superheros need an arch nemesis.

[mammoth]

Would you be for hire? All I have is 5 bucks and a box of cheesy puffs!! I could maybe throw in a powerpuff doll if I could get my daughter to turn her back for just a second!

[Nathan]

Originally posted by mammoth
Would you be for hire? All I have is 5 bucks and a box of cheesy puffs!! I could maybe throw in a powerpuff doll if I could get my daughter to turn her back for just a second!

Deal.

[chinups]

I have your super hero name

SUPER GAY THREAD STARTER!!!

j/k-hahhahaa

[Nathan]

Originally posted by chinups
I have your super hero name

SUPER GAY THREAD STARTER!!!

j/k-hahhahaa

So help me I WILL ban you.

j/k-hahhahaa

Now who's the funny one jackass?

[dangit]

Hey, I used to put on my hockey gear under my t-shirts and pretend I was huge and a superhero when I was like 7 years old. I remember thinking I was cool and shit

[chinups]

To be totally honest I really feel that I more funny...

If you ban me I will have to use a alias and find something to do with my life...

[palme]

Thanks for the mental picture of you in yellow spandex Nathan...

[Red Ketchup]

But remember... as one of the fine bros here once said: Spandex is a privilege, not a right! (are you listening Adam West??? ARE YOU LISTENING!?).



Red

[Cycleon]

Nathan - I seriously doubt that the sword would fit over the dildo that Ron says you have strapped to your ass

[Money Boss Hustla]

Originally posted by CYCLEON
Nathan - I seriously doubt that the sword would fit over the dildo that Ron says you have strapped to your ass

BWAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[The Butcher]

Originally posted by CYCLEON
Nathan - I seriously doubt that the sword would fit over the dildo that Ron says you have strapped to your ass

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

[Terinox]

Dude, you can so make it a reality. My friend and I have a thing for swords and knives, he more then I. He has a bunch of swords/knives, including about 3 Samurai swords, and I believe a couple throwers. He once strapped the throwers to his left leg, looked pretty cool!! Very discreeeeeet!!

The sword on the back would probably be a little too obvious, and a little uncomfortable in many different situations However, a knife/dagger on you, that's the shit. I myself keep a knife on me, pocket knife, but quite strong and sharp. Why? I don't know, it just comes in handy quite a few times!