Yes Yes its on Sunday, I know but I dont plan on sitting in front of a PC all weekend. So I Wanted to wish all the AR dads out there a great fathers day. actually lets send this out to all Fathers everywhere.
Warning!!!!!!!!
The following joke is sick as hell, and just as funny
In the hills of Kentucky, Ruth had but one week to finalize her school dance plans. Her boyfriend did not have a car, so she figured she would have to borrow her dad's car. So she asked her dad, "Can I use the car Saturday night?"
Dad replied "I guess you can, but you will have to do something for me." and he whipped it out.
Ruth knew the routine, so she dropped to her knees and began to orally satisfy her Dad.
Immediately, though, she was repulsed. "God Dad, you're dick tastes like shit!" she exclaimed.
Dad replied, "Well, your brother needed the car for Friday Night!"
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