A Wealthy Hospital Benefactor Was Visiting The Hospital When, During Her

Tour, She Passed A Room Where A Male Patient Was Masturbating. "oh My

God!" Screamed The Woman. "that's Disgraceful! Why Is He Doing That?"



The Doctor That Was Leading The Tour Explained, "i Am Very Sorry... But

This Man Has A Serious Condition Where The Testicles Rapidly Fill With

Semen. If He Doesn't Do That Five Times A Day, He'll Be In Extreme Pain

And His Testicles Could Rupture.

"oh, Well In That Case, I Guess It's Ok," Commented The Woman. In The

Very Next Room They Could See That A Nurse Was Performing Oral On A

Different Male Patient Again The Woman Screamed "oh My God! How Can That

Be Justified?"
The Doctor Replied... "same Illness, Better Health Plan."