Awesome weekend, where should I start?? Let me go ahead and say this is 0% bullshit....

Many of you know that this girl and I were together off and on for 5 years, and I told her that if she lied to me 1 more time about ANYTHING that it would be over... she lied about something stupid and we're done. I have decided to never trust another woman again and to just have fun, and if girls wanna be hos then I'll just use that to my advantage!

THURSDAY NIGHT:
I'm at work and it's really busy, but for some reason nobody wants to act up and I'm bored as hell. This thick girl comes up to me and tells me how sexy I am, blah, blah, blah, and asks me to dance. I told her "I can't dance because I'm working and I kinda wanted to get paid!" She pulls out a $50 and tells me she would give it to me for a lapdance upstairs in the empty VIP. I said, "okay!" lol and went up there with her. I move my hips for her a little bit, then she takes my snake out and gives me head... SHE PAID ME TO SUCK MY PENIS!!! Then, she said she was so turned on that she pulled out a wad of cash ($1,000) and asked me to have sex with her and her friend! I said sure, but I don't get off for another 2 hours. Unfortunately her friend was driving and didn't want to wait but anyway, nothing like that has ever happened to me before, I was stoked!

FRIDAY NIGHT:
Night isn't that busy, so I had 2 girls from college come down and hang out. I got them a few drinks, but nothing was gonna happen because they were being doo-doo-heads. There was this other blonde girl there who I had seen once before and she was SMOKIN! I sneaked away from the other girls and talked to her for about a minute and told her she looked good and said I would buy her a drink later. At about 12 or 1am there was a fight and I handled it well (3 guys ended up laying on the ground) and I carried this one dude out and had him arrested. Unfortunately I got his blood all over my arm... but I was pumped and it looked sexy for sure. The 2 boring girls I had come were scared so they left, but the blonde girl was still there. I went up to her all jacked up and I said, "oh you got a drink already, wanna go upstairs and hang out". She said yeah, so I took her by the hand and we went up to the VIP. We started making out and I ended up hitting it on the clock upstairs for abotu a half hour... I busted in her mouth (THAT EJACULOID WORKS!!!) it took her 3 gulps to swallow it!! lol

That was just pre-game though, so she waited for me until I got off and we went back to her place. I knocked it out for 2 hours and gave her like 15 orgasms and made her squirt a few times, GRRRR! When we came into the living room there were like 10 people there eavesdropping and peeking at us haha.

SUNDAY:
I was bored so I got on myspace and message this hot girl I never talked to before. We chatted on yahoo, and 2 hours later she picked me up from my house. We hung out all day and she spent the night. The next morning (yesterday) I hit it then she left. Right after that I went to the gym for one of the best workouts I've had in a long time... and CHECK THIS I ran out of Test 2 weeks ago so I'm only on tren and deca! I'm loving life. **** MY EX!