Ok fellas, the 'ol Ripsters finally getting his big break in show biz! I've been selected to be on a commercial (on ABC) peddling some Herbal equivalent to Viagra. Is that not some funny shit?!

"Hi, My name is Ripped4fsu and since I've started using dick-B-huge herbal supplement my cock stays hard 24/7!"

What I should say is "Fuck this herbal crap, if you want to feel some REAL stiffy's try running 600mg of TEST a week!"