This isn't a cry for help either, except HELP ME PLEASE!!! I don't deserve this. I;ve been sick for roughly three months now or so I think. I can't exactly remember all of the last three months (just the past 3 weeks) so it's hard to say for certain, but I do recall coughing up crap for quite some time now. My mom came home with th eflu today and if that bitch gave it to me it'll be a murder/suicide thing so I need to ammend my previous statement. I just farted and it seemed to help a bit so maybe it was a false alarm. Pray for me. I want to start my **** cycle on Monday so I need to be at 100% health again by then. I wish I had never been born you understand. Life is really not much fun at all and the things that are fun are all terribly bad for you or at least potentially so. Real ****ing funny.
I'm just whining now and feling sorry fo myself, two completely harmless past-times I assure you. Love me like no other. Vagina.