retards

[Soldier of Misfortune]

I was sittin in my chem class today after the test and we were all shootin the $hit. I had a protien shake, as usual, and this chick said sumthin about a pizza and I said I havent had pizza in a month. The topic of diet and fitness then came up. She told me that it doesnt matter what you eat as long as you count your calories and burn more than you eat. So I rebuttled with, "So if I only eat M&M's, pizza, and soda and keep the calories of these below what I burn everyday, Ill loose wieght?" She of course said yes.

Then of course I contemplate my chosen major at college and wonder why I am learning all this diet and fitness stuff when ppl think these assinine things even when I explain the reasons why you cant eat what ever you want.

They also started in on me askin why I diet and work out so much. It went like this.

them: why do you diet and work out so much?
me: to get huge
them: why
me: to get huge
them: why
me: to get huge

It continues like this. Then I said "HEY, Ive got testosterone flowin thru me so I may as well use it!!" One b!tch thought that was hilarious. If only they knew in two short months Ill have more test pumpin thru me than all the guys in that class combined.

[cpt steele]

People are stupid bro, thats why we all have to hang out with each other. Most people just dont get it

[co2boi]

sh!t man, all this time I coulda been sitting on my ass eating M&M's and scratching my nutts to burn the calories

[rambo]

So I rebuttled with, "So if I only eat M&M's, pizza, and soda and keep the calories of these below what I burn everyday, Ill loose wieght?" She of course said yes.

I hope you are aware that technically she's right.

[Pale Horse]

It is amazing how little the general public knows. Heck the'y probably start eating cow pies if someone said it would help them lose weight! I've learned a lot from AR and still learning more.

[elicotton]

It is amazing how little the general public knows. Heck the'y probably start eating cow pies if someone said it would help them lose weight! I've learned a lot from AR and still learning more.

I thought cow pies were thermogenic?

[Blown_SC]

I hope you are aware that technically she's right.

I thought so. Thanks for clarifying Rambo...

[Aboot]

It is amazing how little the general public knows. Heck the'y probably start eating cow pies if someone said it would help them lose weight! I've learned a lot from AR and still learning more.

"**** man, I'd drink donkey piss from the source itself if it made me bigger!"

Anyone get where the quote comes from and they get a nickle.

[Soldier of Misfortune]

I hope you are aware that technically she's right.

Granted, yes, it is true. But Im trying to loose fat and keep muscle, not loose both.

[w_rballs]

yes shes right. but u wont built muscle with a diet like that

[Pale Horse]

Rambo, it's true but how many people actually follow that rule? I'd bet very few.

[Blown_SC]

yes shes right. but u wont built muscle with a diet like that

Agreed... but for as long as I can remember people have told me that....
I wouldn't create my diet around it, I just mean technically, she is right.

[rambo]

Granted, yes, it is true. But Im trying to loose fat and keep muscle, not loose both.

Just checkin .

[Soldier of Misfortune]

It was one of those times when your mental bullet train derails into a nuclear plant.

[mass junkie]

Owned

[Prime]

Some people huh!

[TheMudMan]

I hope you are aware that technically she's right.

Agreed.......... You have maintence calories to maintain you current weight, go above thoes and you will gain, go below and you will lose.

Of course eatting M&M's all day long isn't healthy and will not promote much muscle growth but she's right.

[BigGreen]

"**** man, I'd drink donkey piss from the source itself if it made me bigger!"

Anyone get where the quote comes from and they get a nickle.

MUSCLE: Confessions of an Unlikely Bodybuilder...Samuel Wilson Fussel.

[Aboot]

MUSCLE: Confessions of an Unlikely Bodybuilder...Samuel Wilson Fussel.

Bingo.

[AandF6969]

MUSCLE: Confessions of an Unlikely Bodybuilder...Samuel Wilson Fussel.

Excellent book

[V_Xsucks]

Granted, yes, it is true. But Im trying to loose fat and keep muscle, not loose both.

WTF is she doing in college.

[Soldier of Misfortune]

She graduated from SIU carbondale with some stupid degree, I forgot. She works w/ sex offenders tho. Speaking of her, check this schit.

She was talkin about her sister one day and I overheard. Shes shorty, blonde, killer bod. I met her that day at the comm college and that nite we went to a movie and perkins later till like 130am. I took her to her house and we made out a while and she said she wanted to go out again on sat nite. So I called her the next nite (wed nite) and she said she would call me on fri. Fri came and went w/ no call. Sat afternoon I called n left a message askin if she still wanted to go out, never called back. I find out in class on tues from the sister in my class that shes havin bad emotional and famliy probs. $hit, says I. Then today in class I finally find out whats wrong. The chick I went out w/ is prego from her exboyfriend she left 4 months ago. She showed absolutly no signs at all the nite we went out. I was like WTF??

[V_Xsucks]

She graduated from SIU carbondale with some stupid degree, I forgot. She works w/ sex offenders tho. Speaking of her, check this schit.

She was talkin about her sister one day and I overheard. Shes shorty, blonde, killer bod. I met her that day at the comm college and that nite we went to a movie and perkins later till like 130am. I took her to her house and we made out a while and she said she wanted to go out again on sat nite. So I called her the next nite (wed nite) and she said she would call me on fri. Fri came and went w/ no call. Sat afternoon I called n left a message askin if she still wanted to go out, never called back. I find out in class on tues from the sister in my class that shes havin bad emotional and famliy probs. $hit, says I. Then today in class I finally find out whats wrong. The chick I went out w/ is prego from her exboyfriend she left 4 months ago. She showed absolutly no signs at all the nite we went out. I was like WTF??

STAY away from her, airhead and dramaqueen what a conbination.

[worldknown]

speachless

[1badcamaro]

haha, thats hilarious, but wrong in so many ways, you do know now that your first born will be a retard

[Bryan2]

HA HA thats just wrong

[luvs_roids]

Lmfao !

[co2boi]

**** bro, that's wrong on so many levels. Can't help but smile though. I suck

[decadbal]

actually if you expend more calories than you take in, you will lose wt...lol but with all the fat content in what your talkin about, the amount would be so small youd eat more than you could spend so there fore cant lost wt...

[dirtdawg]

speachless

LMFAO, that is all time, but it is so wrong

[worldknown]

guys tahts really disrespectful to laugh at what i posted.haha

[dirtdawg]

guys tahts really disrespectful to laugh at what i posted.haha

i couldnt help it

[Dally]

actually if you expend more calories than you take in, you will lose wt...lol but with all the fat content in what your talkin about, the amount would be so small youd eat more than you could spend so there fore cant lost wt...

u and Co2boi have the best friggen avatars on here....

ummm and about this thread.. hmm I forgot .. those friggen avatars are wackable!

[DADDYDBOL]

those friggen avatars are wackable!

think of the retards....