wtf

[Daven]

This morning, I was about to go to the gym (about 5 in the morning) and im getting into my car. as im about to open the door i notice someone running down the street. not a jogger, but something diffrent. A compleatly nude 35ish year old mexican dood, hauling his as off down the road... I still have no idea what that was about.

[Dally]

got caught humpin mang.

thats what it ALWAYS IS.

[inheritmylife]

This morning, I was about to go to the gym (about 5 in the morning) and im getting into my car. as im about to open the door i notice someone running down the street. not a jogger, but something diffrent. A compleatly nude 35ish year old mexican dood, hauling his as off down the road... I still have no idea what that was about.

It was Maraxus doing wind sprints. He says clothing just causes wind resistence.

[Daven]

got caught humpin mang.

thats what it ALWAYS IS.

Ahh that would make sence.... he was pretty chunky too.

[inheritmylife]

Ahh that would make sence.... he was pretty chunky too.

Got a good, long look at 'em did ya?

[Daven]

Got a good, long look at 'em did ya?

I coudnt help it, the jiggling wast hypnotic.

[Maraxus]

It was Maraxus doing wind sprints. He says clothing just causes wind resistence.

Yeah your dad almost caught me. Your momma got served.

[Elysium]

got caught humpin mang.

thats what it ALWAYS IS.

Haha! Too true!

[inheritmylife]

Yeah your dad almost caught me. Your momma got served.

That Maraxus, he's so fast, he can outrun INS with no shoes on!

[Maraxus]

That Maraxus, he's so fast, he can outrun INS with no shoes on!

Theyre called federali's. Coksucker im not Mexican lol.

[inheritmylife]

Theyre called federali's. Coksucker im not Mexican lol.

Fine then. That Maraxus, he's the finest oarsmen ever to navigate a raft made from the discarded parts of 1 farm pig. When in danger of apprehension by the Coast Guard, he dives naked into the murky deeps. Like a porpoise he is!