to make this long story short, we have a retarded guy that comes in our gym. dont know why, all he does is walk around, stare at the ladies and he keeps his hands in his pants, either on his package or in his butt crack..but anyway in relation to your story, he did some curls one time and he FARTED sooo loud and he looked around and then he looked straight down and said " uh ohhh!" .. HE **** ALL OVER HIMSELF!! this is no lie guys i swear this happened.. he had **** fall out of his shorts and left a trail all the way to the bathroom( this whole time i am in tears hell i about **** on myself laughing so hard). but to make you, nathan, feel better he showed up the next day and has been there ever since.. but he does have a nickname now, his real name is john and so they call him "johnny crappa" now..not too funny but he is labeled for the rest of his life..poor guy, i am starting to feel sorry for you now nathan... good luck bro.. just think with hard work and dedication you can turn this situation around....... hahahahaa
