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  1. 10-14-2004, 09:57 AM #1
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    Cooking with Juggernaut

    Hello everybody! Welcome too “Cooking with Juggernaut”!

    You know….everybody at one time or another has enjoyed that wonderful oriental delight the Poo-Poo platter. Well today I’m going to go one step better and create Juggernaut’s special Poo-Poo-Poo platter. You notice there’s an extra Poo there. It’s the extra Poo that makes all the difference. I could have taken the easy road and did a Poo platter but who wants a platter with just one Poo? I’ve found that even the conventional two Poo platter leaves one a little bit, how shall I say it,……unfulfilled! I trust you’ll find that’s not the case when you experience the thrill of an extra Poo………

    Cycleon: JUGGERNAUT!!!!

    Jugg: WHAT?!!!

    Cycleon: There’s no time left for your Poo-Poo platter.

    Jugg: You mean my Poo-Poo-Poo platter.

    Cycleon: Whatever…………put your poo in the refrigerator and we’ll try and work it in to another show.

    Jugg: Someone’s going to try and steal my Poo, I just know it. What if I make a sign that says “This is Juggernaut’s Poo, don’t touch it”?

    Cycleon: That should do it.
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    i cant believe you think a cow can beat up a gorilla...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggy Snout
    Hello everybody! Welcome too “Cooking with Juggernaut”!

    You know….everybody at one time or another has enjoyed that wonderful oriental delight the Poo-Poo platter. Well today I’m going to go one step better and create Juggernaut’s special Poo-Poo-Poo platter. You notice there’s an extra Poo there. It’s the extra Poo that makes all the difference. I could have taken the easy road and did a Poo platter but who wants a platter with just one Poo? I’ve found that even the conventional two Poo platter leaves one a little bit, how shall I say it,……unfulfilled! I trust you’ll find that’s not the case when you experience the thrill of an extra Poo………

    Cycleon: JUGGERNAUT!!!!

    Jugg: WHAT?!!!

    Cycleon: There’s no time left for your Poo-Poo platter.

    Jugg: You mean my Poo-Poo-Poo platter.

    Cycleon: Whatever…………put your poo in the refrigerator and we’ll try and work it in to another show.

    Jugg: Someone’s going to try and steal my Poo, I just know it. What if I make a sign that says “This is Juggernaut’s Poo, don’t touch it”?

    Cycleon: That should do it.
    Juggy, you forgot to take your meds again, didn't you.......

    You go right now and take those meds, and everything will be ok, and no more Poo for you……
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  4. 10-14-2004, 10:21 AM #4
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    so does it smell like "poo poo poo"?? hahahaha you are one bored mo fo
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    Quote Originally Posted by itsallmental
    i cant believe you think a cow can beat up a gorilla...........
    I never said a cow could beat up a gorilla! But I don't doubt that a gorilla could ride a cow.....provided it has a really big saddle......and you place blinders on the cow.
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  7. 10-14-2004, 08:20 PM #7
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    You need some diarhetic squirt gravy on that poo-poo-poo platter bro...

    you could then call it a... (waaaait for it!)

    POO-POO-POO-SPLATTER!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup

    POO-POO-POO-SPLATTER!

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    how long did it take you to think of thar red
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    So im curious. If i were to order the poo poo poo plater what would my side dish be?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMike J
    So im curious. If i were to order the poo poo poo plater what would my side dish be?
    Delicious Tee-Pee Tacos?

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  11. 10-14-2004, 08:37 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by itsallmental
    how long did it take you to think of thar red
    It just came out, you know.... I just sat and it went splat!

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    you should stop beein a lawyer bro and start beeing a cook. your a lawyer arnt you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMike J
    So im curious. If i were to order the poo poo poo plater what would my side dish be?
    Wontons and soy sauce.
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