Lost a fellow officer today :(
Billy Ray......local town Marshall. He was one of my defensive tactics instructors during the academy. He had a massive heart attack today while on patrol and died. He left behind two kids and a wife. He was in his 30's.
We had $400.00 left in our student fund and we couldn't figure out what to do with it so we've decided to donate it to his family.
What a sad day.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!