Sex with L-Lo

[drunk7daysaweek]

Who wouldn't want to shag that arse?

Jennifer Lopez refuses to sleep with punter

Too bad she doesn't feel the same

[kloter1]

geez drunk how long did it take u to send all those emails.

[Bigen12]

Matts best friend, Byron Zebedee, likes his chances. "Yeah I think he can score with J-Lo. One thing about Matt, he's very persistent and not too picky. It doesn't matter if they're fat, old or ugly, if he wants them he doesn't stop until he gets them. He's really quite smooth, I can't see J-Lo refusing him."

With a rousing recommendation like that, what woman could refuse.....

[SwoleCat]

I can assure you J-Lo couldn't give two f*cks less about that fat bastard.

~SC~

[needmorestrength]

I can assure you J-Lo couldn't give two f*cks less about that fat bastard.

~SC~

awww do I detect jelousy

[SwoleCat]

Yup, that ass is mine!

Nah, really though, do u really think she cares???

~SC~

[needmorestrength]

I should hope not.. if she does

[rambo]

Well she could at least return ONE of my emails. Is that so much to ask?

-Matt T.