does anyone lift the seat up when doing a piss?

**irish bulldog** · 03-13-2005, 01:50 PM

i dont and i love it,im mad as **** on a sunday/

**xfade7** · 03-13-2005, 01:59 PM

nevar! nevar lift the seat!

**irish bulldog** · 03-13-2005, 02:03 PM

yes i agree even though every female in the world is against it,**** all the seat lifters

**fitnessNY** · 03-13-2005, 02:06 PM

Never, ever, I aim it perfectly...

**xfade7** · 03-13-2005, 02:06 PM

women can wipe the dam seat if it bothers them that much!

**BrassBolt** · 03-13-2005, 02:10 PM

I used to sit an piss but can't since doing gear . Now I piss with the seat up and leave it up to .

**irish bulldog** · 03-13-2005, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by BrassBolt

I used to sit an piss but can't since doing gear . Now I piss with the seat up and leave it up to .

what you mean is you used to piss like a girl

**smokethedays** · 03-13-2005, 02:22 PM

just make sure of your aiming

**farrebarre** · 03-13-2005, 02:27 PM

lol this was one of those "no point" threads but a funny one.. i piss in all sorts of ways...lift the seat, let it be down, sit when i pee hell i even go outside for a piss...

**irish bulldog** · 03-13-2005, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by farrebarre

lol this was one of those "no point" threads but a funny one.. i piss in all sorts of ways...lift the seat, let it be down, sit when i pee hell i even go outside for a piss...

this is no no point thread,this is a thread for all men to stand up to moany bitches telling you to lift the seat.

ps victor1 can lift the seat he has one of them special sit down seats with bars at the side to help him,good bless the old

**BrassBolt** · 03-13-2005, 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by irish bulldog

what you mean is you used to piss like a girl

Yup it seemed when I was at home I prefered to do it that way don't know why just did . lol lol lol lol

**decadbal** · 03-13-2005, 02:57 PM

it depends on how big of a deal the girl makes about it, if the whining is huge, ill piss in the floor in front of the toilet so she steps in it..

**djgoodspeed** · 03-13-2005, 02:59 PM

I hate pissing on the seat, especially when I have to drop trau and blow mud!

**farrebarre** · 03-13-2005, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

it depends on how big of a deal the girl makes about it, if the whining is huge, ill piss in the floor in front of the toilet so she steps in it..

AHAAHAH...omg that takes me back, once when i was 10 or sumthin i pissed on the seat (by accident) and this girl sat on it and i heard her later talking to her friens about it ...

**xfade7** · 03-13-2005, 03:14 PM

hahaha she made a fool of you to her friends..

**farrebarre** · 03-13-2005, 03:15 PM

no the thing was, she didnt even know that it was my pis, i heard them talking about "omg i sat and i my ass got all wet" and i was laughing for myself muhahahh

**stocky121** · 03-13-2005, 03:18 PM

i try not to lift the seat up i get load's of **** for it

**BigMike J** · 03-13-2005, 03:36 PM

My pee is steril.. why should i lift the seat?

**farrebarre** · 03-13-2005, 03:38 PM

atleast we give the women around the house something to do (cleaning the bathroom), that has to count for something

**xfade7** · 03-13-2005, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by farrebarre

atleast we give the women around the house something to do (cleaning the bathroom), that has to count for something

thats right! you're a good man.

**farrebarre** · 03-13-2005, 03:44 PM

i think everyione who posted on this thread are kings among men

**Psychotron** · 03-13-2005, 03:46 PM

Sorry, I lift the seat so I dont splash piss onto my seat, you have fun sitting in your urine.

**farrebarre** · 03-13-2005, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by Psychotron

Sorry, I lift the seat so I dont splash piss onto my seat, you have fun sitting in your urine.

i dont like your attitude mister

Spyder · 03-13-2005, 03:51 PM

i dont lift the seat.
i dont wash my hands.
i dont cover my mouth when i sneeze.
i pick my nose.

**farrebarre** · 03-13-2005, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by Spyder

i dont lift the seat.
i dont wash my hands.
i dont cover my mouth when i sneeze.
i pick my nose.

you sir...your a saint

**irish bulldog** · 03-13-2005, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by Psychotron

Sorry, I lift the seat so I dont splash piss onto my seat, you have fun sitting in your urine.

you just hoover to do a dump ,do you no nothing

**irish bulldog** · 03-13-2005, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by Spyder

i dont lift the seat.
i dont wash my hands.
i dont cover my mouth when i sneeze.
i pick my nose.

rebel have you been to jail before?

Spyder · 03-13-2005, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by irish bulldog

rebel have you been to jail before?

HaHahaha!

.... nah, never been in jail ... im a good boy.

**farrebarre** · 03-13-2005, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by Spyder

HaHahaha!

.... nah, never been in jail ... im a good boy.

u sure seem like a nice boy sneezing and poking like that

Spyder · 03-13-2005, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by farrebarre

u sure seem like a nice boy sneezing and poking like that

did i mention scratching myself all over and then smelling my fingers?

**farrebarre** · 03-13-2005, 04:07 PM

hahahaha

, yeah i like the fresh smell of my balls in the morning

**xfade7** · 03-13-2005, 04:23 PM

indeed... its nice to smell yourself being a man!

**FCECC2** · 03-13-2005, 04:37 PM

wats a waste of precious time!!! i dont ever bother about the seat cauz i usually piss in the sink

**farrebarre** · 03-13-2005, 04:39 PM

hahahah hey man ive been there lol, some bullys were always on me, and once when they were playing soccer, i pissed on the tap just before they went for a drink of water, hope those bastards choked on it grrr

**maxmuscle187** · 03-13-2005, 04:41 PM

man i only piss standin up if im not at home cuz then i dont care about splashes. but i sit when im home cuz thats the same seat i gotta sit on to take a dump. only problem is sometimes my willy touches the water........hahahahahaa...

**BUBBA74** · 03-13-2005, 04:44 PM

In the past I have actually taken a piss and then lifted the toilet seat when I was done and left it up.

**farrebarre** · 03-13-2005, 04:45 PM

hahahahahahaa

**Jantzen4k** · 03-13-2005, 04:53 PM

i live alone.

yes i lift it up, its always up unless im dropping the cosby kids off.

why would i want to sit in my own piss?

**farrebarre** · 03-13-2005, 04:55 PM

i like sitting in my own piss, its a warm and comfy feeling

**maxmuscle187** · 03-13-2005, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by farrebarre

i like sitting in my own piss, its a warm and comfy feeling

ewww sick bastard! hahaha

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