oooo an oldie!

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ''No, I want to watch them suffer.''
I actually did this once (well slight variation) but I was less than sober and just fooling about. still freaked some girls who were in the room out. ahhh fond memories