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  1. 08-11-2005, 09:35 PM #1
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    My girl is out of the country, what's your excuse?

    For being on this board soooooo much. When do you get laid?
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  2. 08-11-2005, 09:37 PM #2
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    When i go out and pick up a woman.. I imagine i wont be as lonely tomorrow night.. but ill still come on here after i sneak out
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    When i go out and pick up a woman.. I imagine i wont be as lonely tomorrow night.. but ill still come on here after i sneak out
    AR whore to the bone!
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    bci like it.. **** u
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  6. 08-11-2005, 09:44 PM #6
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    bci like it.. **** u
    Don't go all defensive, Decadude
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theatrix
    AR whore to the bone!
    ok man, if you say so...

    me----> <---you

    im sooooooooo insulted
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  8. 08-11-2005, 10:32 PM #8
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  9. 08-11-2005, 10:35 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by witzy2323
    I am married
    So no pussy for you, right.
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  10. 08-11-2005, 10:44 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by juicy_brucy
    So no pussy for you, right.
    LOL...no i get pussy just trying to be funny. No strange i should say.
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  11. 08-12-2005, 06:40 AM #11
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  12. 08-12-2005, 07:22 AM #12
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    Hell,

    I like to put the key board on her butt, and balance the monitor on her back, and go to town.....
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  14. 08-12-2005, 04:03 PM #14
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    Yeah, I've caught some sh*t about being on, so I have had to cut back some. The gf is pretty cool about everything, but this sh*t is addictive.

    I was not on for two days and began having night sweats and slight shaking of the hands. Damn AR withdrawal symptoms
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    Yeah, I've caught some sh*t about being on, so I have had to cut back some. The gf is pretty cool about everything, but this sh*t is addictive.

    I was not on for two days and began having night sweats and slight shaking of the hands. Damn AR withdrawal symptoms
    are you sure those night sweats aren't from the tren?
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    gettn a hummer as I post you ???Oh ya your girls out of town, JO sessions for you
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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    are you sure those night sweats aren't from the tren?
    Soon punch .....
    I can't wait. Been natty for 7 1/2 months. The darkside is my next stop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    Soon punch .....
    I can't wait. Been natty for 7 1/2 months. The darkside is my next stop.
    first cycle? i'm waiting till october then eq, tren, test e and p, anadrol, and winny. it's going to be one hell of a cycle.
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    nevermind i just read your profile.
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  20. 08-12-2005, 05:17 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    i'm waiting till october then eq, tren, test e and p, anadrol, and winny. it's going to be one hell of a cycle.
    Sheeeeit, that is going to be an explosion. That is some serious size waitin' to happen.
    Whatever you don't need you can send to me, buddy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    Sheeeeit, that is going to be an explosion. That is some serious size waitin' to happen.
    Whatever you don't need you can send to me, buddy
    i think i'll be using all my stuff i order up. coming off a back injury that happened 3 months back so back in the gym full time for about 3 weeks now. going to get back up to around 200 before i start cycle. it should produce some results.
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    my wifes just given birth so i dont!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by booz
    my wifes just given birth so i dont!!!
    i could see that being a good reason you aren't getting laid
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    Quote Originally Posted by booz
    my hands are my best friends at the moment!
    i could imagine. i hope your not on cycle. i would go crazy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    i could imagine. i hope your not on cycle. i would go crazy.

    8 weeks on cycle left mate!yes im well fu*ked!cant touch her for another 6 weeks at least,with c-sections you have to wait longer,porn is startin to bore me!
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