View Poll Results: When Wiping your ass, do u STAND or do u SIT???

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Thread: are you a STANDER or a SITTER?!?

  1. 08-29-2005, 10:53 PM #41
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    always look at it.. and i sit.. to lazy to get up to wipe!
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  2. 08-29-2005, 10:58 PM #42
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    now who dips their toilet paper in the bowl to help with the cleanup??? (of course after a curtesy-flush)
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  3. 08-29-2005, 11:00 PM #43
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    Ewwwwwwwwww!!!

    Use baby wipes bro!

    Gawd damm!

    Red
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  4. 08-30-2005, 01:04 AM #44
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    this thread is just going down the toilet....
    hahaha...........
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  5. 08-30-2005, 01:09 AM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by collar
    this thread is just going down the toilet....
    hahaha...........
    who pulled your chain
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  6. 08-30-2005, 01:10 AM #46
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    i need one now...lol
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  7. 08-30-2005, 01:10 AM #47
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    has yours ever got stuck......
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  8. 08-30-2005, 01:18 AM #48
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    how to you wipe while standing!! its so dirty , you have to sit clean your self with water many times than wipe then clean with water then wipe, and I am serious here.
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  9. 08-30-2005, 01:26 AM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
    how to you wipe while standing!! its so dirty , you have to sit clean your self with water many times than wipe then clean with water then wipe, and I am serious here.

    my ass gets plenty clean with only papper and wiping
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  10. 08-30-2005, 01:33 AM #50
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    i dont know
    sitting ur bum cheeks a clinched in bit maybe??
    i dont know
    i just do it standing more confortably....
    spread the cheeks lol
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  11. 08-30-2005, 01:37 AM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by collar
    i dont know
    sitting ur bum cheeks a clinched in bit maybe??
    i dont know
    i just do it standing more confortably....
    spread the cheeks lol

    spread em like a butterfly spreadings its wings about to take of into the clear bly sky
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  12. 08-30-2005, 01:39 AM #52
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    rofl
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  13. 08-30-2005, 01:40 AM #53
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    everytime i read the topic of this thread i just laugh
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  14. 08-30-2005, 01:41 AM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    my ass gets plenty clean with only papper and wiping
    nothing can make you clean like water, wipe first with paper alone u will think its clean put water ,wipe and see that there is traces.
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  15. 08-30-2005, 02:14 AM #55
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    this is the funniest thread ive ever read, the only way ive ever taken a shit and wiped my ass is to sit and wipe font to back who the f*ck would stand up to wipe their ass and most importantly what fag would wipe from back to front.

    ROFLMFAO (you guys kill me)

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  16. 08-30-2005, 02:56 AM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
    nothing can make you clean like water, wipe first with paper alone u will think its clean put water ,wipe and see that there is traces.
    yep i use regular t pee to wipe then moist huggie wipes..works best i think.....

    unless you have one of those toilets that spray water on your balls to clean you....
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  17. 08-30-2005, 03:10 AM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtyvegas

    unless you have one of those toilets that spray water on your balls to clean you....
    yea I have one of those hehe its a good cleaner!!
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  18. 08-30-2005, 04:03 AM #58
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    i sit, lean forward and wipe, then after the first wipe, i face the toilet, lean forward and wipe, front to back.
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  19. 08-30-2005, 05:49 AM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    Does anyone look at the shit???b4 u flush??
    Yep, I do it eveytime hey I have to check if my multivit and bcaa's got absorbed

    AND HOW THE FVCK DO YOU PEOPLE WIPE YOUR A$$ WHILE SITTING? SERIOUSLY?
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  20. 08-30-2005, 06:46 AM #60
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    I stand. After the tp I use babywipes. So clean you could eat of it. You hear that stocky?
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  21. 08-30-2005, 07:23 AM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
    nothing can make you clean like water, wipe first with paper alone u will think its clean put water ,wipe and see that there is traces.

    yeah I guess but its not like someone is gonna rim me or anything so I dont se the need for that extra cleanlyness when its plenty clean after the wiping
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  22. 08-30-2005, 07:31 AM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    yeah I guess but its not like someone is gonna rim me or anything so I dont se the need for that extra cleanlyness when its plenty clean after the wiping
    well for me its important because I have to be extra clean befor my prayer
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  23. 08-30-2005, 07:35 AM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
    well for me its important because I have to be extra clean befor my prayer

    what if your a military and out in the jungle somewhere without papper?
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    i stay seated but i lean to the left....much easier....and later on if i found i havent got all the shit off my ass, i will then stand and wipe the rest away....i prefer the sit....its more rewarding!
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  25. 08-30-2005, 09:59 AM #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    what if your a military and out in the jungle somewhere without papper?
    Leaves...try poison Ivy Mguy...the name sounds bad..but its really healthy for you
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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfyEVH
    i agree... standing???? why?!?! lean forward and wipe balls to ass. doesnt get any simpler than that.
    Ditto.

    The real question should be "how much TP do you use?"

    Do you wipe...fold and wipe again, toss in bowl..OR wipe and drop in the bowl and grab another handful of TP and repeat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Ditto.

    The real question should be "how much TP do you use?"

    Do you wipe...fold and wipe again, toss in bowl..OR wipe and drop in the bowl and grab another handful of TP and repeat?

    yeah wipe and drop wipe and drop..if there too much protein and little fiber..it takes bout 1000 wipes haha...if not..just 2 nice wipes and ur done...wut bout u?? how did u do in the comp btw?
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    Ditto REd...baby wipes ROCK!

    I always shower after a shit tho...it feels cleaner
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    how did u do in the comp btw?
    It was like this thread lol...shitty
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  30. 08-30-2005, 11:09 AM #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    what if your a military and out in the jungle somewhere without papper?
    you can use dry clean sand or a clean stone.
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  31. 08-30-2005, 12:44 PM #71
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    i am a tp waster. one wipe,and i usually wrap my hand two or three times. i hate getting shit on my hand, seems to take days to get rid of the smell. anybody here have a hairy ass and experience the dreaded dingleberries?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmya73
    i am a tp waster. one wipe,and i usually wrap my hand two or three times. i hate getting shit on my hand, seems to take days to get rid of the smell. anybody here have a hairy ass and experience the dreaded dingleberries?

    I got hair to spare but no dingelberries sorry
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmya73
    i am a tp waster. one wipe,and i usually wrap my hand two or three times. i hate getting shit on my hand, seems to take days to get rid of the smell. anybody here have a hairy ass and experience the dreaded dingleberries?
    I hate that shit..that increases the number of wipes by at least 38%
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  34. 08-30-2005, 03:05 PM #74
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmya73
    i am a tp waster. one wipe,and i usually wrap my hand two or three times. i hate getting shit on my hand, seems to take days to get rid of the smell. anybody here have a hairy ass and experience the dreaded dingleberries?
    Lol so thats wot those are called, rite bastard they are when i have a shower i soon find myself in agony rippin hairs from my ass to get the little blighters out. On the subject of standin or sittin, surely sittin is the better option, since ur cheeks are alredi spread, that bein sed i must admit im partial to standin whilst wipin.
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    Let me ask you sitters one thing , when you sit and wipe, what direction do you wipe, towards your balls . Rather wipe up then have my balls stink like shat!
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    Do you lift your balls up to get them out of the way, what if you wipe too far, then youll be washing balls in the sink next, you'll end up in the shower if you got the runs, doesnt seem right!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGuns101
    Let me ask you sitters one thing , when you sit and wipe, what direction do you wipe, towards your balls . Rather wipe up then have my balls stink like shat!
    thats why cleaning with water first is a must!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
    thats why cleaning with water first is a must!
    First ???
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    ps I have an alcohole bottle in the bathroom when I finish I wash my hands with soap then I put a little bit of alcohole on my hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGuns101
    First ???
    yes read my previous posts
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