Subject: my cremated hubby
Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes
home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio
table.
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him.
"Herman, you know that fur coat and new car you promised me? I bought it
with the insurance money!"
She paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she
said, "Herman, remember that diamond necklace and matching bracelet you
promised me? Bought those to with the insurance money!
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Herman, remember
that blow job I promised you?
Here you go!!!