Warning....To much gear for me.

[androplex]

Ok, I deleted a thread just a minute ago about this. But you know what I just gota get some advice.

I have been sick for the last few days.
I am in my week off from lifting, day 6 of 7.
This gear is making my libido go out the roof
auwoooooooooooof
woooooof wooooof wooooooooooooof wooooooooooof

What's a guy to do

wooof wooooof wooooooooooooooooooooooof

[RON]

Two ways to handle it bro.

1. I tell my wife you are getting it tonight whether you want it or not

2. handle you own business

While I know only one applies to you but there ya go.

[androplex]

No, I am not taking that route this time.

Now what did the greensheets say,

Go to main and turn left, go down four blocks,

Damn where is the red light district?

[androplex]

Man, that was some skanky place. Ick,

I am not going back their again.

Can you catch anything by just looking?

That was the most appalling, frightful, horrendous, hideous, revolting place I have ever been too.

I am going to have nightmares for weeks.

I am keeping it in my pants.

I think some ill-breeding went on at this place.

I thought I was going to vomit.

I have been to the red light district in Amsterdam and this place is nothing like that.

I think I am gona burn the clothes I had on.

[androplex]

Well I love talking to myself....really......Monday I get to start lifting again. Its been hell being off a week. I learned a lot about myself this week. I love to work out.......

[Canes4Ever]

You crack me up Androplex

Dude, call me and we'll have phone sex.....but just shhhhhhh and don't tell BigGunz

[androplex]

[Canes4Ever]

Originally posted by androplex

I'm waiting ........

<--- tapping foot

[Neo]

tsk tsk tsk....naughty Canes!!!!!

[Ajax]

Come visit Bangkok, there are all forms of libido relief available in every size, shape, color and sex that you can imagine--and a few that are best left unimagined. Yikes!

Spank the monkey Androplex! Bad monkey! Bad, bad monkey!

[androplex]

dang it, my post went away!
I must be lossing my mind.

What happen?

All I said was I was saving myself for the right one!

Oh my god I know what happen I used a slur word,

Sorry about this. I dont know whats got in to me.

I just called the nurse and she said my blood work was in and that the doc was gona call me. She would not talk to me about it over the phone. This is not good news. My heart is pounding and I think I am going to pass out. When they tell you the doc needs to talk to you .........
I hope I am not dying damn that blood work.........
Well I guess that explains my behavior lately.......

Maybe its time to take the plunge? You now the song that has the line it in that says your motor in...the red light ....something something something......its time to decide to turn your motor in.....

Hmmmmm

Yes I have lost it.......

Damn I wish that doctor would call.

Tap Tap Tap........

[androplex]

Ok I find the song I was thinking about, see I am not that far gone, yet.. wait this just the red light, what happen to the motor in?

Damn thats another song.....

Ive lost it.......



Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night

Roxanne
You don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets of money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right


Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light


Roxanne


I loved you since I knew you
I wouldn't talk down to you
I have you to tell just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy


I know my mind is made up
So put away your make up
Told you once I won't tell you again
It's a bad way


Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light


Roxanne