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    muscle without the work?

    I have really stubborn delts, the only time they look ok is when i inject deca direct into them but it dosent seem to last that long. Is there anything about which i can inject to the area (silicon, oils, colagen) to create fake muscle?
    Please dont advise to train better because with family and work i now get very little time.
    thx

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    Quote Originally Posted by pritch
    Please dont advise to train better because with family and work i now get very little time.
    So you want a false appearance of muscles without putting in any work??? Hmmmmmmmmmmm I'll let others take a stab at this one. And please no one recommend Synthol.............

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    Hard work is what it's all about bro. Not having time? Make time. Why the hell would you want "fake muscle"? You'll look a right tit.

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    i think someone wanting fake muscles could be the biggest slap in the face to anyone on this board. we all work our asses off to be where we are at today then someone comes along who doesnt even want to lift and just wants to take a easy approach.

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    yea if you want fake muscle you may wanna think agian take a look at this haha this might change your mind dont do it imo

    http://forums.steroid.com/attachment...8&d=1138386124

    you can look at this thread too.. where this pic came from

    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=219895

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    The Bar Exam is not for untrained law students,
    Boards are not for untrained medical students,
    Muscles are not for untrained weightlifting students.

    No offense, but not everything is for everyone. And if you don't have the time, they're simply not for you!

    M.

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    hard work..there are no shortcuts in this game!

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    How about doing heavy ass military presses, eating big and stop whining!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MastaAce
    How about doing heavy ass military presses, eating big and stop whining!
    Good call.

    If time is your problem do some study in the are of Mike Mentzer training. He was a proponent of heavy lifting, few sets and many basic (compound)exercises.

    M.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magic32
    The Bar Exam is not for untrained law students,
    Boards are not for untrained medical students,
    Muscles are not for untrained weightlifting students.

    Nicely put M.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pritch
    I have really stubborn delts, the only time they look ok is when i inject deca direct into them but it dosent seem to last that long. Is there anything about which i can inject to the area (silicon, oils, colagen) to create fake muscle?
    Please dont advise to train better because with family and work i now get very little time.
    thx
    ............lol.......................
    ........lol...................again !

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    I'm offended.

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    You want us to wipe your A55 for you too?

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    PUSSY!!!


    Btw you should change your name from pritch to "lilbitch"

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    Quote Originally Posted by IBdmfkr
    PUSSY!!!


    Btw you should change your name from pritch to "lilbitch"
    Wassssup buuuuuuuudddddyyy!

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    FU FRANKIE! where you been bro, better be following my log I'm gonna be 300lbs soon! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by IBdmfkr
    better be following my log I'm gonna be 300lbs soon! lol

    I have been does that earn me points in the Cool club BD?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pritch
    I have really stubborn delts, the only time they look ok is when i inject deca direct into them but it dosent seem to last that long. Is there anything about which i can inject to the area (silicon, oils, colagen) to create fake muscle?
    Please dont advise to train better because with family and work i now get very little time.
    thx
    blaahahaha

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    I agree

    Quote Originally Posted by diezell
    i think someone wanting fake muscles could be the biggest slap in the face to anyone on this board. we all work our asses off to be where we are at today then someone comes along who doesnt even want to lift and just wants to take a easy approach.
    Not a great 1st post. IMHO. You should've asked something like "Can I drink Winny" or "how 'bout a deca only cycle".

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    Possibly...




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    To the OP - haven't you heard of the brand new "muscle pill" that has been developed??? All you do is take one pill in the morning with breakfast and, Walla - Muscles galore. No lifting required !!


    LOFL....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MastaAce
    How about doing heavy ass military presses, eating big and stop whining!
    Yeah...What he said!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teegunn
    To the OP - haven't you heard of the brand new "muscle pill" that has been developed??? All you do is take one pill in the morning with breakfast and, Walla - Muscles galore. No lifting required !!


    LOFL....
    yea just orderd 2 cases...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by smiler
    yea just orderd 2 cases...lol
    Yeh you just focus your mind on the muscle groups you want to grow and they just blow up in front of your eyes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MastaAce
    Yeh you just focus your mind on the muscle groups you want to grow and they just blow up in front of your eyes!
    frkn amazing

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    Quote Originally Posted by smiler
    frkn amazing
    YEh! They says its even better than celltech! Might be the reason why muscletech has gone under!

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    I bet you could go to Mexico and get some breast implants put wherever you wanted in your body. They might even be able to modify and implant a couple of penis pumps so you could literally pump yourself up, then you would be really cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TAPPER
    I bet you could go to Mexico and get some breast implants put wherever you wanted in your body. They might even be able to modify and implant a couple of penis pumps so you could literally pump yourself up, then you would be really cool.
    sweet, you gotta a #

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    Why dont u just wear a superman costume around, one of the ones with the built in muscles!

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    Ban this man.....

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    drink lots of water.
    water gives you MASSIVE DELTS

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    I want a fake dick, can anybody help me , please !! pretty please !!!!

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    yeah if water gave me delts id be in the river already

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    Quote Originally Posted by diezell
    i think someone wanting fake muscles could be the biggest slap in the face to anyone on this board. we all work our asses off to be where we are at today then someone comes along who doesnt even want to lift and just wants to take a easy approach.
    I could not agree more. not to mention that this ass is a major reason steroids have a bad name

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    i hate things like this. a 17 year old kid who doesnt even train or eat asked me where he could get some steroids. the eff word came into play.

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    Hey I got some nolotil I will sell ya.......$10,000 per amp azzhole!

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    I got this cool idea my buddy did it...he was lazy right so he met this guy i think his name was Dr. Nick and he chopped off his arms and gave him this body builders arms....they looked sweet and they were cheap.....go for it man

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