Serious sex question so dont ****ing make fun of me now

**Peter Gibbons** · 08-31-2004, 02:22 AM

nicely done!
remember kids: smells like trout, eat it out-smells like cologne, leave it alone

looks like she just had a one-night stand. It's all good, as soon as you turn 21, you will be at the bar and drinkin and such, and you will last more than two minutes (whiskey dick). Man its sooooooo good.

alevok · 08-31-2004, 05:43 AM

why dont you call some escort girls home and practice on them, it always help since they are the pros.

**SnaX** · 02-22-2006, 09:32 PM

This thread is ooooold like some of you people out there.

Found it in a search. well actually i typed in "johan is a virgin" and ...
jk.

**legobricks** · 02-22-2006, 10:10 PM

HAHAHA !!!! Snax that sh*t is funny!~ Oh, and i would LIKE to know the outcome of this. (unless it is in the middle somewhere) 2 many pages.

**legobricks** · 02-22-2006, 10:14 PM

Nevermind. i took the time to read it, and ITS DAMN FUNNY.

**chest6** · 02-22-2006, 10:31 PM

johan whatever happened..it prolly says somewhere in this massive thread but i gotta catch a workout

**lowstace** · 02-22-2006, 10:40 PM

johan just have some money ready man

Johan def eat her out man I love the taste and smell of Pu-Tang ahhhhhh lucky guys

**Panzerfaust** · 02-22-2006, 10:41 PM

Awe, JoJo getting him some poo nanny.

Were so proud of you JoJo.

**mass junkie** · 02-22-2006, 10:42 PM

another AR classic thread

**BeerBaron** · 02-22-2006, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by johan

lol you better stop fantasising about my fingers

well here is the whole story

we started by watching boogie nights and then some other movie that I dont remember, I was all shy and **** and just rubber her legs and betwen her legs and so for a long while. Then she snuggled upp against me and I started rubbing the breasts and shoulder ect. I told her that I am a virgin and dont know **** so she did let me take everything in my pace when I feelt comfterable with it.
After a while we where laying down in the coach and I removed her shirt and then we went to the beed. Dropped my clothes. Took her pants away and started kissing her upper body, playing with the nippels working my way down. Did eat her out a bit and fingered her but well I didnt know wtf I was doing(girls should be forced to tatoo a little map with directions above the pussy god ****, I have seen porn and **** but didnt know the hole was THAT far down. I was first afraid that I was fingering her asshole but then I realised that a regular asshole aint that freaking weet). After some moaning she dragged me upp and I put on the codom and penetrated. Only lasted for like 2 minutes or something and condoms MAJORLY sucks. No feeling whatsoever.
After that we just lie down in the beed and started just kissing and caressed and fondled eachother all over. We keept on for like 20-25 minutes or so upping the intensity all the time until I was fingering her and she was jerking me off. Then she just flipped me over and pushed me down in the beed and started teasing my little love rod with her pussy (Heres misstake number one I thought "screwed those **** condoms"). She was leeting me in just a bit and then rubbing herself against me and keept on like that until I almost started begging for that snatch. Then WHAM she ****ing straddled me and started humping like a mad man. This time I was DETERMINED not to cum so I fought it and realy it wasnt even hard feelt like I had the stamina of a porn star. She continued humping in every increasing ferocity then she tensed upp and then blam crashed down on me gasping(I assume this was a orgasm for her?)and then slowely stoped the humping before I had a chanse to blow my wad. To bad cause it feelt **** good. Much better then the missonary **** position we did before that.
She became a little uppset or sad or something that I didnt cum and wanted me to jerk it off but I just told her its allright. Then we just snuggled a bit and she feel aslepp after a while but I was wide awake(didnt have my sleeping pills with me).
Finaly I feel asleep but only for about 2 hours then I just waited and watied to se if she was gonna wake upp. But I got sic of waiting so started gently caressing her with just my finger tips. Starting with arms and stomach and then I could ease away the sheet covering her breast and started to gently fondle her nipple. She started responding in her sleep. Changing position a bit so it was easier for me and I started to fondle more intensly. She woke upp after a while but didnt say a word and allowed me to continue. I spread her legs with my leg and then started fingering her and then caressing her upper body and tits then fingering her again and keept on until she was as weet as humanly possible.
By that time she almost by forced drag me on top of her and realy wanted to get nailed badly. I thought she maby wanted some tounge action but she jsut dragged me upp when I tried. So I did penetrate again. Only lasted for like 5-6 minutes though

but well it was nice for me atleast

Then we both hugged a bit and just layed there for a while. tried to fall asleep again.
After a while her phone rang she jumped out of beed and I took my clothes on we talked a bit then I just said that Il get in touch again someday if she wants to and she said yeah do that. Then I went home.
End of story lol. Dont know if I can add anymore details so you perverts have to manage with what I have written.

Now Il just PRAY to god she didnt have any disease.
Maby Paingain is right and she is a slut but I am usualy a good judge of character and she struck me as a very honest, kind and calm girl and she said to me she hasnt realy been with many guys(well I dont know what her defenition of many is). But I dont think she would spread some disease to me if she knew she had any. Il just go and get a checkup in 6-7 weeks or so.

you are the man johan!

**Hokies** · 02-22-2006, 11:47 PM

yeah this is an entertaining thread no doubt. Thx for the honesty Johan, you really brought back some great memories. My first time I lasted like 5 pumps. Wow that thang was soft.

***Narkissos*** · 02-23-2006, 12:10 AM

Originally Posted by Hokies

yeah this is an entertaining thread no doubt. Thx for the honesty Johan, you really brought back some great memories. My first time I lasted like 5 pumps. Wow that thang was soft.

Lmao.. i lasted like 7 pumps.. and a hip grind

Wow that thang was soft.

**GQ-Bouncer** · 02-23-2006, 12:19 AM

get her drunk, have sex with her

while your inside her, think about baseball (lol, seriously.) and go as hard and fast as you can, the trick is to make them cum first. if you want you can talk dirty to her "ohh baby you feel so good", stuff like that

dont worry about changing positions and stuff yet, just worry about baseball (

... seriously.

), i'd advise you not to let her go on top, keep control with the missionary.

lemme know how it goes

**WHOADY4SHOADY** · 02-23-2006, 01:10 AM

Originally Posted by GQ-Bouncer

get her drunk, have sex with her

while your inside her, think about baseball (lol, seriously.) and go as hard and fast as you can, the trick is to make them cum first. if you want you can talk dirty to her "ohh baby you feel so good", stuff like that

dont worry about changing positions and stuff yet, just worry about baseball (

... seriously.

), i'd advise you not to let her go on top, keep control with the missionary.

lemme know how it goes

Dman you were late on this one GQ. GO back like 3 pages and try to fit that stuff in somewhere, lol.

**Kärnfysikern** · 02-23-2006, 05:28 AM

JESUS CHRIST. The man dragging this thread back from the dead deserves a good spanking

**Kärnfysikern** · 02-23-2006, 05:31 AM

Its damn funny to look back at this thread though

**nirish_mark20** · 02-23-2006, 05:35 AM

u ever see her or bone her again johan??

**Kärnfysikern** · 02-23-2006, 05:39 AM

nah she was uggly. I moved on to better things

I got a taste for older women.

After that first chick I found a nice 33 year old milf that showed me what good sex is all about

she was a true naturaly beauty and the sex was spectacular god damn.

But that ended, so I nailed a 41 year old a few times. After that I had a **** buddy for a few months before I found my girl that I now have been seeing for almost a year and cant be happier. So my time of sex adventures was only 6 months long

**Jenseno9** · 02-23-2006, 06:30 AM

Originally Posted by mustang331

Along came polly...

47 48 49 50!!!!
yeah 50

Dude don't just **** some chick to get rid of your virginity. My first time was with a gf. Junior yr hs... Plus all this talk about stds and shit makes me think shes dirty. NOT WORTH IT. Just ****ing wait... you have this long so no big deal. And since she's willing to just **** she's obviouly been around and if its your first time you will suck.

**GQ-Bouncer** · 02-23-2006, 08:20 AM

baseball.

**GQ-Bouncer** · 02-23-2006, 08:22 AM

oh you nailed a chick, nevermind.

congrats brutha

**MatrixGuy** · 02-23-2006, 12:51 PM

What a good read this thread was!

**StoneGRMI** · 02-23-2006, 01:45 PM

Funny thread... If I thought about baseball I would be thinking about the Detroit Tigers, then I would just get so pissed i wouldn't want any anymore cause they suck so bad...Oh I'm kidding guys I would still want some.

**spywizard** · 02-23-2006, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by johan

nah she was uggly. I moved on to better things

I got a taste for older women.

After that first chick I found a nice 33 year old milf that showed me what good sex is all about

she was a true naturaly beauty and the sex was spectacular god damn.

But that ended, so I nailed a 41 year old a few times. After that I had a **** buddy for a few months before I found my girl that I now have been seeing for almost a year and cant be happier. So my time of sex adventures was only 6 months long

you should let your girlfriend read this.. if she laughs.. marry her.. if she is upset, you just saved yourself some bad times..

**usamm** · 02-23-2006, 04:16 PM

If I were you I'd tell her I'm a virgin. She'd want the dick even more till she trains you how she wants it.

Also, if ANYONE makes fun of you for being a virgin, thats pathetic. I respect you for that.

**taiboxa** · 02-23-2006, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by usamm

If I were you I'd tell her I'm a virgin. She'd want the dick even more till she trains you how she wants it.

Also, if ANYONE makes fun of you for being a virgin, thats pathetic. I respect you for that.

man i wish my chick was a virgin ><
but she has been w/ more women than ME !

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