Guys come here if you need some girlfriend advice.

[Marisa]

I'm a pretty good advice giver and have been in a great realtionship for awhile If any of you guys are having any problems with ur girlfriends and need some advice, feel free to ask.

Disclaimer: I'm 19 and I DONT KNOW EVERYTHING! Lol I think I have good advice but the advice I give out may not always be the best thing for you since I personally don't know you... so please think before you take my advice.. Lol

With the girls in your life.. Always remember that communication is the best policy And you should always put urself in eachothers shoes if your not quite understanding something about the other person. You'd be surprised how far that and a good talk can go.

[C_Bino]

I need a new gf. How do I get one?
LOL.

cheers Marisa.

-Bino

[Rob]

A girl, not GF wants me to go watch Ice age 2 with her...i think its gay and dont wanna...what do I do

[SnaX]

Shit shit.... You're in for it now.

Went boarding with co workers... one girl holds my hand... at end of trip we be kissing for aroudn 30 minutes... says she likes me... falling for me... likes kissing me..

week later says she cant date me cause of school...(and at the time i was thinking of dating her, just being friends...) then i see her all over some other guy weeks later...

I don't give her the light of day because she tried to play me, she stands right next to me sometimes and i dont even give her any acknowledgement. I could tell what kind of person she was from the start seeing how she didn't know things about me.. but the fact she picked me to be played really pisses me off... then has the nerve to say to her friend behind me allowed so i'de hear "he doesn't even talk to me anymore".... the truth is i NEVER talked to her in the first place. I wont give her any special treatment just because i let her kiss me.

Am i wrong on any of this? Maybe she liked me but had second thoughts. maybe there is the age difference...
All i wanted was to be friends. I told her i liked her, but meant it as friends.

I dunno... i think she's a dirty out of control ho, who thinks she can play me because im younger.. Not going to happen.

[Marisa]

I need a new gf. How do I get one?
LOL.

cheers Marisa.

-Bino

lol go out more often (maybe to some parties?) and be friendly. talk to girls more often and if you find one that sparks ur interest.. ask for her number and call her that should get things started

its as simple as that! good luck!

[Marisa]

A girl, not GF wants me to go watch Ice age 2 with her...i think its gay and dont wanna...what do I do

if you like this girl, suck it up and go with her. it'll make her happy
she'll appreciate it.

[Rob]

Shit shit.... You're in for it now.

Went boarding with co workers... one girl holds my hand... at end of trip we be kissing for aroudn 30 minutes... says she likes me... falling for me... likes kissing me..

week later says she cant date me cause of school...(and at the time i was thinking of dating her, just being friends...) then i see her all over some other guy weeks later...

I don't give her the light of day because she tried to play me, she stands right next to me sometimes and i dont even give her any acknowledgement. I could tell what kind of person she was from the start seeing how she didn't know things about me.. but the fact she picked me to be played really pisses me off... then has the nerve to say to her friend behind me allowed so i'de hear "he doesn't even talk to me anymore".... the truth is i NEVER talked to her in the first place. I wont give her any special treatment just because i let her kiss me.

Am i wrong on any of this? Maybe she liked me but had second thoughts. maybe there is the age difference...
All i wanted was to be friends. I told her i liked her, but meant it as friends.

I dunno... i think she's a dirty out of control ho, who thinks she can play me because im younger.. Not going to happen.

[Marisa]

Shit shit.... You're in for it now.

Went boarding with co workers... one girl holds my hand... at end of trip we be kissing for aroudn 30 minutes... says she likes me... falling for me... likes kissing me..

week later says she cant date me cause of school...(and at the time i was thinking of dating her, just being friends...) then i see her all over some other guy weeks later...

I don't give her the light of day because she tried to play me, she stands right next to me sometimes and i dont even give her any acknowledgement. I could tell what kind of person she was from the start seeing how she didn't know things about me.. but the fact she picked me to be played really pisses me off... then has the nerve to say to her friend behind me allowed so i'de hear "he doesn't even talk to me anymore".... the truth is i NEVER talked to her in the first place. I wont give her any special treatment just because i let her kiss me.

Am i wrong on any of this? Maybe she liked me but had second thoughts. maybe there is the age difference...
All i wanted was to be friends. I told her i liked her, but meant it as friends.

I dunno... i think she's a dirty out of control ho, who thinks she can play me because im younger.. Not going to happen.

lol ur right i am. guys are funny tho. i like this forum. lol

how long have u guys known eachother? i think its kinda weird that shes falling for you after holding ur hand for a day (no affence) theres nuthin wrong with kissing but she sounds crazy. she could be playing a f-ed up game of hard to get ... tryen to make you jelous by being all over that other guy (girls are like that.. i know.. lol) dosnt sound like u really like her n e way.. so forget about her.

[SnaX]

I want to beat her in the face with my cawk! Why would someone go through all that trouble to make someone jealous...
Just the fact alone that she is trying this on me annoys the shit out of me.
Cawk attack on her face.

[chest6]

"I'm 19 years old and a Sophmore in college. I came to this forum to learn more about bodybuilding and things involving it since my boyfriend is really into it and competing soon."

Holy shit u r the coolest gf a guy could have

[63190]

Marisa knows it all

[Hard Head]

I vote for a new forum. "Marissa's girl advice for the challenged man". I'll be the first in line to post.

Marisa baby, maybe you can help me with my bitching wife. She's never happy, complains all the time about petty shit. Likes to pick fights with me. Has no friends because she is so sensitive to anyone's slight. I mean c'mon girl, get over the stuff that doesn't matter and move on. Just a little history, we live large in a great neighborhood, our kids go to great schools, she does nothing but play tennis, shop and take care of the kids (8 and 10)when they are not at school. WTF?

[SwoleCat]

I'm a pretty good advice giver and have been in a great realtionship for awhile If any of you guys are having any problems with ur girlfriends and need some advice, feel free to ask.

K Dr. Phil.

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[Chemical King]

I want to brutaly murder my ex girlfriend in the very near future. How do I do it and get away with it ?

[timvds]

My girlfreind bruises way too easily after I beat her. Any sort of supplement she can take to keep down the swelling/bruising? I would really enjoy hitting in places such as the face and arms again.

Or should I just find a new one.

[timvds]

I want to brutaly murder my ex girlfriend in the very near future. How do I do it and get away with it ?

beat me to it...

[Marisa]

I want to beat her in the face with my cawk! Why would someone go through all that trouble to make someone jealous...
Just the fact alone that she is trying this on me annoys the shit out of me.
Cawk attack on her face.

Cuz thats how some girls are.. she could want to test ur limits.. lol dont let it get to you. Ignore her like ur doin

"I'm 19 years old and a Sophmore in college. I came to this forum to learn more about bodybuilding and things involving it since my boyfriend is really into it and competing soon."

Holy shit u r the coolest gf a guy could have

lol I dunno but thanks. I love him so much and along with him loving me.. he loves bodybuilding too lol. I'm his #1 fan

Marisa knows it all

Lol definatly not! But I think I know alot Lol

[Marisa]

I vote for a new forum. "Marissa's girl advice for the challenged man". I'll be the first in line to post.

Marisa baby, maybe you can help me with my bitching wife. She's never happy, complains all the time about petty shit. Likes to pick fights with me. Has no friends because she is so sensitive to anyone's slight. I mean c'mon girl, get over the stuff that doesn't matter and move on. Just a little history, we live large in a great neighborhood, our kids go to great schools, she does nothing but play tennis, shop and take care of the kids (8 and 10)when they are not at school. WTF?

Lol thanks. Hmmmmmmm... you guys seem like you have a good life.. i don't understand why she wouldnt be happy.. I think if she had a good girlfriend of 2 and had a Ladies night out she would be much happier. What do you do when she complains? Do you tell her to shut up and stop b*tching? Or do you try to understand her and talk to her about why she feels this way?

[Marisa]

I want to brutaly murder my ex girlfriend in the very near future. How do I do it and get away with it ?

I hope your not serious.. Lol YOU WONT so dont do it! Maybe if you feel that way about her.. you should break up with her and stay far away from her. Lol

My girlfreind bruises way too easily after I beat her. Any sort of supplement she can take to keep down the swelling/bruising? I would really enjoy hitting in places such as the face and arms again.

Or should I just find a new one.

I don't know much about supplements.. and if your serious.. why do you do that? Thats not good.

[Hard Head]

Lol thanks. Hmmmmmmm... you guys seem like you have a good life.. i don't understand why she wouldnt be happy.. I think if she had a good girlfriend of 2 and had a Ladies night out she would be much happier. What do you do when she complains? Do you tell her to shut up and stop b*tching? Or do you try to understand her and talk to her about why she feels this way?

No lie on the good life. If she has a valid gripe, I listen smile and try to be objective and offer my thoughts. Usually is is just some petty crap like "well you said this and it means that" when in fact this means this and that means that, nothing more, nothing less. Shit like this has been going on for years, it's just getting worse lately. I'd like to tell her to shut the fvck up or get the fvck out but that's inappropriate.

[SVTMuscle*]

My girlfriend has downsydrome, and if i dont let her win when we play scrabble is that a bad thing?

[speedtraining]

theres so Gay s*hit going on here i'm out, if you want to think like a girl beat a nut out wait a couple seconds and you will think like a women for a minute.

[big L 17]

my gf says i workout to much how do i get her to understand my life stlye

[SVTMuscle*]

my gf says i workout to much how do i get her to understand my life stlye

got pics of you two togeather?

[SwoleCat]

Marisa, are you a female?

The name suggests so, but your name is not pink.

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Marisa knows it all

Why wonder bro its called "Marisa Knows Best" it would be cool if we make it a weekly thread get your questions ready guys

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[SwoleCat]

Disclaimer: I'm 19

Can't even drink yet, giving out relationship advice.



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[SVTMuscle*]

Come on she has a vagina, dosnt that qualify her for full out drama counseling?

[timvds]

Can't even drink yet, giving out relationship advice.



~SC~

This so screams poison ivy... But this chick can spell!

[Mizfit]

i like men

[wiseguy83]

man my girl does nothin but moan like a old bat.dunt mater wat i do or say nowts gud enuff ****ing drives me nuts.she dunt like me gettin 2 big wats that all about thats wat i waz put on earth 2do!n she dunt like the sound of me gettin a english bull terrier dog!who needs chicks wen iv got all this porn 2 wank over on the net ha ha **** her the bitch!lol.

[Gra]

This so screams poison ivy... But this chick can spell!

I smell that to. She might have found the spellcheck?

[timvds]

man my girl does nothin but moan like a old bat.dunt mater wat i do or say nowts gud enuff ****ing drives me nuts.she dunt like me gettin 2 big wats that all about thats wat i waz put on earth 2do!n she dunt like the sound of me gettin a english bull terrier dog!who needs chicks wen iv got all this porn 2 wank over on the net ha ha **** her the bitch!lol.

...speaking of spellcheck.

[wiseguy83]

new skool my friend lol

[BARLOW]

advice: Kill them all till you find a good one till then ITS A BATTLE, DO NOT LET UR EMOTIONS OUT BIATCHES, CUZ THEN YOU COME BACK HERE ALL SAD N POST IT!! FIGHT MY MEN FIGHT!! OFF TO THE BARS!! TALLLY HOEE!!

[timvds]

new skool my friend lol

more like NO school. j/k

the text message writing is getting more popular.

instead of ebonics you could call it textonics.

[wiseguy83]

YEAH THATS WAT I SAY LETS CHOP THEM INTO BITS AND SCATTER THEIR LIMZ ALL OVER TOWN LETS WHACK THE MOANING COWZ BIG UP THE MAFFIA!

[NotSmall]

i like men

And we like you baby!

[wiseguy83]

more like NO school. j/k

the text message writing is getting more popular.

instead of ebonics you could call it textonics.

OK THANX 4 THAT LOL JUST QUICKER IN IT

[NotSmall]

OK THANX 4 THAT LOL JUST QUICKER IN IT

You're a brit aren't you?