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  1. 03-27-2006, 06:03 PM #1
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    Talking Share your darkest, dirtiest, sexiest and most nastiest sexual Paraphilias here!

    We all got em whether we admit it or not...we are all a bunch of dirty, juiced-up bros, amped on test who would f uck anything that has 2, 4, or even 8 legs like that centipede ude, that breathes on 1, 2 or even 3 heads, and that has a couple holes, some tits, hell even a slit of meat curtains
    So share your secret Paraphilias...your innermost sexual desires!
    Ill go first...
    I love the inner-beauty of ass, and what ass offers to the alpha male. Feminine ass, curvy, wavy, and very sophiscated looking....I love the aesthetics of the ass...it is round...very pleasing, and tangy so to speak...it bounces, has a "personality" when the women walk, the ass is trying to talk to me saying "Disintegrate the subconscious barriers of my mistress! FREE my ass!". I actually dreamed of an ass last night, and it was the greatest dream ever...
    I also love it when women fart...floral aromas are very overpowering and sweet to sniff and huff up...there is sexual tone to it...
    okay guys...its your turn...share with us...
    what is your innermost, filthiest sexual paraphilia that u have?
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    how about you just PM a mod and ask to get suspended or banned, that'd save some bandwith
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    be careful

    be careful, he just might be masturbating to one of your answers.............
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    please, please ban this ****ing idiot. he offers nothing to this community
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    Quote Originally Posted by Logan13
    be careful, he just might be masturbating to one of your answers.............
    that is very true...

    I feel like a piece of meat hold me logan...
  7. 03-27-2006, 06:18 PM #7
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    I dont understand what is wrong with my posts?
    I offer nothing to the community?
    Since then what am I supposed to offer to you guys in the "lounge" anyways?
    Isnt the lounge a place where we are supposed to free ourselves from the burden of the day, and post funny, stress-evaporating materials?
    I am not here to offer anybody anything..there are plenty of other people here to do that...I am simply trying to entertain you people...
    jeeeezzzzz
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    Quote Originally Posted by Will of Iron
    I dont understand what is wrong with my posts?
    I offer nothing to the community?
    Since then what am I supposed to offer to you guys in the "lounge" anyways?
    Isnt the lounge a place where we are supposed to free ourselves from the burden of the day, and post funny, stress-evaporating materials?
    I am not here to offer anybody anything..there are plenty of other people here to do that...I am simply trying to entertain you people...
    jeeeezzzzz
    the only entertainment i get from you is laughing at what a total dipshit you are. and funny to me is not fuking a guy up the ass like you want to do. save that shit for your fag forum up the street.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chookster
    the only entertainment i get from you is laughing at what a total dipshit you are. and funny to me is not fuking a guy up the ass like you want to do. save that shit for your fag forum up the street.
    Stop taking tren!!! You are obviously pissed off....CHILL DUDE. Maybe this'll help:

    there ya go! Now ya feel better?
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    i dont like whores and i am not a slut myself, so i can't contribute to your fetish of hearing other peoples whore stories

    try treating a girl with some respect, maybe you'll find it much more gratifying than humping something with 8 legs

    and btw centipedes have about 100 legs
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    With a post count of 67, I would highly doubt he would be able to offer anything to his community, of "veterens". I'm taking a neutral side, it is a weird post, nothing that appeals to me anyways. But, some of the attitudes you guys show, over a post....is crazy. Observing how a post such as this greatly disturbs you, I can't even begin to contemplate how you function in every day life situations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crash187ct
    But, some of the attitudes you guys show, over a post....is crazy. Observing how a post such as this greatly disturbs you, I can't even begin to contemplate how you function in every day life situations.
    Agreed. The lounge has always been a place where you can "talk about whatever you want. Off topic discussion" ... as stated in the forum directory. Don't you guys remember the "add 3 words" thread. That was pointless & annoying; it never died.
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    wow, seems like some people are pissed over this topic...
    me i love everything about a girl/woman...like guntotinganster said i dont dig on sluts....i love eatin girls out...so i guess that is my fetish...cause alot of people shy away from eatin the vag. i love it, i dive head first...also i love just straight up hard core bangin...i dont really like the slow stuff/makin love....just slammin it...
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    you got a lot of issues dude
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    Alpha males are usually not demented. I think you'll be enjoying mental institute paraphernalia soon. I do, nonetheless, enjoy the company of buttocks at night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucabratzi
    wow, seems like some people are pissed over this topic...
    me i love everything about a girl/woman...like guntotinganster said i dont dig on sluts....i love eatin girls out...so i guess that is my fetish...cause alot of people shy away from eatin the vag. i love it, i dive head first...also i love just straight up hard core bangin...i dont really like the slow stuff/makin love....just slammin it...
    Ah the vag! I always loved to call the vag "the slit of meat curtains"...try callin your girl that before you dive down...go like this
    "Time to eat yer meat curtains like da butcher!"
    and look at her reaction....she will laugh it so hard I guarantee u man..try it!
    As for the people being pissed off at this topic, I have no clue what is wrong with them...I guess I offend their christian-spiked morals or some bullshit?
    And for the chick that said I have some issues....who do u know has NO ISSUES at all? THATS what I wanna know! The conclusion?
    We all got issues! CHILL OUT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Will of Iron
    Ah the vag! I always loved to call the vag "the slit of meat curtains"...try callin your girl that before you dive down...go like this
    "Time to eat yer meat curtains like da butcher!"
    and look at her reaction....she will laugh it so hard I guarantee u man..try it!
    As for the people being pissed off at this topic, I have no clue what is wrong with them...I guess I offend their christian-spiked morals or some bullshit?
    And for the chick that said I have some issues....who do u know has NO ISSUES at all? THATS what I wanna know! The conclusion?
    We all got issues! CHILL OUT!
    bwhahaha...i would have to be very confortable w/ my girl to say some crazy shit like that...god dam this thread is makin me wanna call my ex-girl and try to get her to hook up...just tryin to figure out how to make that happen...
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucabratzi
    bwhahaha...i would have to be very confortable w/ my girl to say some crazy shit like that...god dam this thread is makin me wanna call my ex-girl and try to get her to hook up...just tryin to figure out how to make that happen...

    I dunno if a guy would want to bite those damn meat curtains..

    Maybe something sweet like taste the nectare of your bud..

    Sorry this dude (Will of iron) has no social or bedroom skills from the sounds of it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Will of Iron
    "Time to eat yer meat curtains like da butcher!"
    !
    Oh. My. God. Im an open minded chick...that's not funny, its gross, ..Id probably just leave if a guy said that to me...and then make fun of him with all my girlfriends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    I dunno if a guy would want to bite those damn meat curtains..

    Maybe something sweet like taste the nectare of your bud..

    Sorry this dude (Will of iron) has no social or bedroom skills from the sounds of it
    im not really one to bite the "meat curtain" in fact i dont like it when there hangtime on the monkey...im more one to suck the "bud"...k im gettin ahead of myself now...
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    You must be a flamer dude... this site is predominantly male, and your asking us about our desires and fantasies? Quit while your not lagging too far behind... If were lucky they'll shitcan your ass soon. I have faith.
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    isnt this the guy that said he would make 3 clones of himself so he could get oral from one while the other makes him dinner?? if so you need to seek help and your not funny at all it actually pisses me off reading your threads and im not even on any gear
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    Wow, I dont know what to say at all. I am not gonna flame as he is right, this is the lounge and his material is not considered inappropriate as of yet. But just wow, I dont know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pelly789
    isnt this the guy that said he would make 3 clones of himself so he could get oral from one while the other makes him dinner?? if so you need to seek help and your not funny at all it actually pisses me off reading your threads and im not even on any gear


    Yes i think he is.. they locked that thread up.. he also said he was a gonna kick some ass in a BB competition. and then later he got
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    Quote Originally Posted by Will of Iron
    "Time to eat yer meat curtains like da butcher!"
    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigrob33
    I wont say it,.....Ill SHOW IT.
    jesus christ on a crouton, were the **** did u find that pick...
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucabratzi
    jesus christ on a crouton, were the **** did u find that pick...


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigrob33
    I wont say it,.....Ill SHOW IT.

    Alright since it's a show and tell kind of thing I also have a bit of a fetish, I like to walk around in my mothers old vintage bikini down sunset blvd on Sunday nights...here's a pic........


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    Quote Originally Posted by ManWhore
    Alright since it's a show and tell kind of thing I also have a bit of a fetish, I like to walk around in my mothers old vintage bikini down sunset blvd on Sunday nights...here's a pic........


    you must not show up for leg day very often......................
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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid
    you must not show up for leg day very often......................

    I've been taking it off lately because of all the walking I do...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManWhore
    Alright since it's a show and tell kind of thing I also have a bit of a fetish, I like to walk around in my mothers old vintage bikini down sunset blvd on Sunday nights...here's a pic........


    theres so many things to say i dont know were to start...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManWhore
    I've been taking it off lately because of all the walking I do...
    tisk tisk
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucabratzi
    theres so many things to say i dont know were to start...

    Please by all means critique.............


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